Billy's Q&A on Instagram

[Mals Marola]

Originally Posted by Woody

Mals Marola: People who try and dig into “was Billy ever smart?” are dumb.

Also Mals Marola (one sentence later): Here’s my answer to the question “was Billy ever smart?”

i'm saying it's ridiculous to try & take away his past achievements or try and debunk the idea that he was ever any better than he is now just cos of some shitty recent activity. i will never contradict that

[VoxUpDoc]

Corgan’s considering a cruise for the “deep cuts” show.

That way he can either price Netphorians out of the audience or toss them overboard under maritime law.

I screengrabbed a ton of his funniest IG responses this last year and don’t think they’ve all been posted here as it’s a ballache - I’ll combine the best ones and bulk upload soon.

[Corgan's Bluff]

OK, pictures only WITH your son...




Lennon / Corgan, the new Beatlemania!





I guess I should read some English books...





Great tool to interact only with your ass-kissers.





A signal of forgiveness to D'arcy!





I would test it with a collection of songs from James Iha...





With the "Oceania", travels on Friday 13th to the Bermuda-Triangle. I'm sure, Billy is planning something like this...

[Mals Marola]

man this dude's flip-floppin' like crazy on that deep cut show prospect - i guess the whole "we're not doing it you don't want to pay" may just be some good ol' corg-trolling?

[Corgan's Bluff]

It always ended in disputes...





Obvious didn't improve the English language...





Only good in the beginning...





WTF, deep cut shows only on a boot, for no one can escape...?

[Corgan's Bluff]

How to meet Corgan, when he is in your town:




Loved the money already ten years ago with not having to play by the fires, but being able to insist on it by the contract.





Get a real job, Netphorians:

[pavementtune]

Weaponize?
Could someone help me out here, please: am I completely tone-deaf, don't get the obvious joke, or does weaponize have more meanings than I know?

Definition of weaponize
: to adapt for use as a weapon of war

So...It's important to use language to its fullest and adapt it for use as a weapon of war. What?

Originally Posted by Corgan's Bluff

[topleybird]

I Took™ it to mean something along the same lines as "the pen is mightier than the sword"

I'm being cynical but I think he's one of those "debating Nazis is the way to defeat them all" kind of people

Edit: now here's a stumper: why is the word them with a quotation mark at the end censored on this board

[Ram27]

Maybe he means it more in the sense of 'use as a tool to fight for what you believe in'

[T&T]

maybe billy is an the same idiot who's trying to pander to teens who'll think he's a clever genius.

[Modern90's]

cant pander to teens if they dont listen to your music

[run2pee]

Nah y’all big willies just incapable of understanding/interacting with the world thru any paradigm other than violence

b/c child abuse duh

[Cool As Ice Cream]

Originally Posted by topleybird

Edit: now here's a stumper: why is the word them with a quotation mark at the end censored on this board

paul hem, without quotation marks
now with: ***** ****

dunno. beats me.

[Corgan's Bluff]

Work quota blueprint to become a rock star:




Late confession



http://www.hollywood.com/general/bil...usic-59574392/
Billy Corgan turned down full college scholarship to pursue music

The Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan turned down a full college scholarship to the University of Michigan to chase his dream of becoming a musician. The Grammy winner was an excellent student in high school and the Bullet With Butterfly Wings hitmaker admits he fell out with his parents when he rejected an all-expenses-paid education at a top school to pursue a career in entertainment.
He tells CNN.com, “I was recruited for the University of Michigan for political science. I was offered a full-ride scholarship out of high school, and I would have been the first person in my family to go to college, and I decided instead to go into music. My family tore their hair out because here I had an academic career waiting for me and the resources to do it, and I just wanted to be a musician.
“It bothered me in the sense that I thought my family would support me as an artist, but artists is (sic) not necessarily always something that families believe in, they tend to think first of a person’s survival as a material thing, not as a spiritual nourishment, and music is of course spiritual nourishment, but it doesn’t often pay the bills.”


It's mischief




May not be just currently




At least the favorite of Shitgeist




Romania is becoming a white spot in Pumpkinland, beside Greece. For opposite reasons...





No party animal

[Ram27]

this is fucking sick



little 18 year old fans are the ones you should be giving free guitars to at this stage....not gleefully charging 'hundreds and hundreds' for a decent show

[FoolofaTook]

Thank you

[Mals Marola]

"my dad threw me out at 18, i think i can throw some fans under the bus"

or some variation

[VoxUpDoc]

Originally Posted by Ram27

this is fucking sick

little 18 year old fans are the ones you should be giving free guitars to at this stage....not gleefully charging 'hundreds and hundreds' for a decent show

Bill only cares about making Bill money.

[Mals Marola]

wonder what he thinks about the hyena/leopard situation

[FoolofaTook]

tbh it was a panda

[pavementtune]

He meant thank your parents for giving you hundreds and hundreds of dollars to spend on a ridiculously overcharged ticket to hear me.

Or are 18 year olds in 2019 suddenly willing to wait tables for 70 hours while in high school so they can pay for a ticket to see Bully Crogan.

[Mals Marola]

with all the effort he's put forth in making music for them & folk even younger than them, i think it's the least they can do

[fuzzyroes]

Man, a Pumpkins cruise could actually be really fucking cool. I'd go

[Gooch]

The fact is that the majority of Billy’s fans would have to take out a second mortgage to pay for their 18 y/o kid to give hundreds and hundreds to him just so their kid could attend a deep cuts show because they are old and he is a washed up rock star.


Booyeah

[Funbags]

Cruises are such a gimmick.

It's like, "What is the most common vacation fantasy of our now middle-aged fans? CRUISES!!!"

Bands would probably play Disneyland if they could.

[trev]

and cruises are the worst for environmental damage, worse than flying.

[pavementtune]

The thought of being trapped on a boat with SP and SP fans with no option to leave whenever I want makes me uncomfortable. Thanks but no thanks. Also for a deep cuts show, I'd like the best venue sound possible, and not some shitty boat setup.

[Cool As Ice Cream]

i'd pay hundreds and hundreds of dollars to be in the situation where i can throw fuzzy into the deep, cold ocean.

[amoergosum]

[VoxUpDoc]

Originally Posted by amoergosum

It’s genuinely sad to see him reduced to insincere shilling like this.

You’ve got to understand, he got into a little financial trouble with his wrestling business...