netphoria boob album - Page 2

redbreegull · 04-11-2018, 11:55 PM

shut the fuck up pinecone

teh b0lly!!1 · 04-12-2018, 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vixnix

you liked slappin yer salami huh

Quote:

Originally Posted by vixnix

anyone using a euphemism for masturbation reminds me of keanu reeves in parenthood, I mean that's a pretty straightforward association for anyone to have

i'm a fan of "choke the chicken"

Shallowed · 04-12-2018, 02:46 AM

teh b0lly!!1 · 04-12-2018, 02:55 AM

flick the booger?

vixnix · 04-12-2018, 09:22 AM

finger the bean?

FlamingGlobes · 04-12-2018, 09:30 AM

Fingering the Fava

FoolofaTook · 04-12-2018, 09:32 AM

fingering fathers

reprise85 · 04-12-2018, 10:53 AM

have y'all noticed how violent male euphemisms for masturbation are?

choke, beat, slap, etc.

FlamingGlobes · 04-12-2018, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reprise85

have y'all noticed how violent male euphemisms for masturbation are?

choke, beat, slap, etc.

duovamp · 04-12-2018, 06:24 PM

Stomp.

redbreegull · 04-12-2018, 06:33 PM

I'm not sure if I find it more disturbing that netphoria had a boob album or that it was largely filled with photos people had posted here of their own free will

Mooney · 04-12-2018, 06:43 PM

this thread is a disappointment. a netphorian once sent me a sex tape she made with an ex. that was a little more exciting. not gonna tell you who it was, though.

butthurt · 04-12-2018, 06:56 PM

My guess is that her username started with an "E".

Mooney · 04-12-2018, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by butthurt

My guess is that her username started with an "E".

good guess, but no!

Mooney · 04-12-2018, 07:10 PM

...2001, jesus christ.

Mooney · 04-12-2018, 07:11 PM

baby aiden has probably lost his virginity.

TuralyonW3 · 04-12-2018, 07:16 PM

you just had to be there

Raskolnikov · 04-16-2018, 11:58 PM

The fact that this place is still around - and that I still come here, like 20 years after I first found it - is frankly nuts. And yet, here we all are.

pinetree · 04-17-2018, 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raskolnikov

The fact that this place is still around - and that I still come here, like 20 years after I first found it - is frankly nuts. And yet, here we all are.

it is totally nuts. most of the 90s internet forums no longer exist (I assume). when I was playing around with the internet archive to find evidence of the boob album, I was able to find my first username, registered march 2000, when I was 18 and a couple months from high school graduation. and now here it is 18 more years later, WTF.

Cool As Ice Cream · 04-17-2018, 07:28 AM

what was your first username, registered march 2000?

yo soy el mejor · 04-17-2018, 07:26 PM

jazz is played from the heart. you can live by it. always love it.

smashingjj · 04-17-2018, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream

what was your first username, registered march 2000?

smashingjj

Cool As Ice Cream · 04-18-2018, 02:05 AM

omg omg omg

my "Join Date: 04-22-2004"

D. · 04-18-2018, 08:25 PM

Dogfighter28 · 04-18-2018, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mooney

this thread is a disappointment. a netphorian once sent me a sex tape she made with an ex. that was a little more exciting. not gonna tell you who it was, though.

she also sent me this

FoolofaTook · 04-19-2018, 07:57 AM

How has dogfucker escaped muting?

this is what i want to know

FoolofaTook · 04-19-2018, 07:58 AM

i mean look at his goddamn avatar

atrocious!

FlamingGlobes · 04-19-2018, 09:41 AM

I always think I'm looking at the guy from Orgy.

Dogfighter28 · 04-19-2018, 06:21 PM

because liz fraser is a god

Mooney · 04-19-2018, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dogfighter28

she also sent me this

hopefully she didn't send you the one i made with her.

04-12-2018, 06:43 PM	#42
Mooney Socialphobic Location: halifax Posts: 14,821	this thread is a disappointment. a netphorian once sent me a sex tape she made with an ex. that was a little more exciting. not gonna tell you who it was, though. __________________

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redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027	shut the fuck up pinecone

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teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	flick the booger?

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vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,035	finger the bean?

04-12-2018, 09:30 AM	#36
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,177	Fingering the Fava

04-12-2018, 09:32 AM	#37
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04-12-2018, 10:53 AM	#38
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04-12-2018, 06:33 PM	#41
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027	I'm not sure if I find it more disturbing that netphoria had a boob album or that it was largely filled with photos people had posted here of their own free will

04-12-2018, 06:56 PM	#43
butthurt Apocalyptic Poster Location: on the internet Posts: 1,775	My guess is that her username started with an "E".

04-12-2018, 07:10 PM	#45
Mooney Socialphobic Location: halifax Posts: 14,821	...2001, jesus christ.

04-12-2018, 02:46 AM	#33
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 17,801

04-12-2018, 07:11 PM	#46
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04-12-2018, 07:16 PM	#47
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04-16-2018, 11:58 PM	#48
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04-17-2018, 07:28 AM	#50
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04-18-2018, 02:05 AM	#53
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 31,763	omg omg omg my "Join Date: 04-22-2004"

04-18-2018, 08:25 PM	#54
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,063

04-19-2018, 07:57 AM	#56
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,702	How has dogfucker escaped muting? this is what i want to know

04-19-2018, 07:58 AM	#57
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