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Demi-God
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itt describe your creamy crusties. there is an ethereal beauty in that which oozes forth from the centroid of the woman
and guys don't feel left out. feel free to share your snail trail chronicles. you know the kind you left on your adore cd booklet after wanking to those sweet gothic nips |
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who's jimmy
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i wonder whose alt this is
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Demi-God
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sorry guys my mom hacked my phone and posted this
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Banned
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oh man, you totally went there. you're making everyone sooo uncomfortable!
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Braindead
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tinwop
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Socialphobic
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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PINE PEE
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Demi-God
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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no that's butthurt.
get in line, broseph. |
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Socialphobic
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Do you think they'll ever come out with penis wash the way they have with vagina wash? Like, Penisil or something?
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BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
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no. guys aren't insecure enough, and aren't afraid to put soap on their dicks
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full of longing
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a cursory google search reveals DIEM wash
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full of longing
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DIEM for HEE-YEM
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Minion of Satan
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There was the guy on a train in Sydney that washed himself with Coke after a spontaneous railway rendezvous.
As you do. |
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Socialphobic
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I think they are launching vagisil in South East Asia at the moment because I saw a YouTube ad that I could not rip myself away from, that spent 30 seconds personifying my vagina and telling me she needed special treatment
It was like a conversation with my husband that ends with me hissing at him and scratching whatever soft bare skin I can find and maybe me launching an all out campaign to grab his testicles and rip them off But...it was a kawaii ad for vagisil horribly disorienting |
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that person
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I never wash any body parts
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Socialphobic
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You're not supposed to do that, it voids the warranty.
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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BRAHAMPUTRA
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Socialphobic
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I have foreskin cleaner in my shower.
It's called body wash. |
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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Flaming Globes: Uncut
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Socialphobic
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I can assure you, my globe is not flaming.
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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Braindead
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Braindead
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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Demi-God
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mods can we sticky this thread
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Dute of Seven Y's
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Dute of Seven Y's
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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beats me. i'm not a dirty slav.
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