I'm going to Seattle in 7 hours - Page 2

teh b0lly!!1 · 02-23-2018, 11:39 PM

some security cunt tried to fuck me over at the airport in Bangkok for "two containers larger than 100 ml" in my toiletries bag, one of which was a two-thirds empty colgate toothpaste. the only two choices he presented were to give up my shit forever, or check in my bag last minute, and pay like a zillion bhat for it.

i was like "would you like to suck my left nut or my right nut right now". took my bags, ran to the nearest 7/11, bought some cheap ass 100 ml soap bottle, emptied it and put my shit in there. when i came back they x-rayed my bags TWICE just cause they were so salty. i shook my ass for them to see as i was making my way towards the gate with my bag and all my stuff in it.

INCLUDING THE USED FUCKING COLGATE TUBE. YEAH.

slunken · 02-23-2018, 11:43 PM

its the little victories that count

ilikeplanets · 02-23-2018, 11:43 PM

security cunt. lol

teh b0lly!!1 · 02-23-2018, 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slunken

its the little victories that count

actually this was one of the biggest victories of my life.

slunken · 02-24-2018, 01:09 AM

FoolofaTook · 02-24-2018, 01:29 AM

teh ballsy

teh b0lly!!1 · 02-24-2018, 04:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slunken

o/

*\o

Cool As Ice Cream · 02-24-2018, 04:15 AM

don't do anything in seattle! it's a trap.
lock yourself up in your hotel room.

buzzard · 02-24-2018, 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by buzzard

This, in turn, forced said Mitch to loudly exclaim, "Ey! Flat butt!"

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

It's kind of weird that this half-forgotten childhood memory is now being updated with the Geraldo Rivera thing I'd never had to contemplate.

redbreegull · 02-24-2018, 05:57 PM

I'm in the black lodge with Kurt cocaine.

LaBelle · 02-25-2018, 07:50 PM

How was Seattle?! Rainy?!

Skradgee · 02-25-2018, 08:32 PM

Grungy?

LaBelle · 02-25-2018, 08:35 PM

Was the sun a black hole?

LaBelle · 02-25-2018, 08:36 PM

Did you come across a man with a spoon?
In a box perhaps?
Or maybe a sick man?

LaBelle · 02-25-2018, 08:36 PM

did you rest your head on a pillow made of concrete?

fuzzyroes · 02-25-2018, 08:49 PM

Poor RBG... Picked the absolute worst time to visit. The weather has been pretty great for the most part this winter... and he picks the one weekend when there's a big time snow-fall.

LaBelle · 02-25-2018, 08:51 PM

Great, now RBG doesn't have to tell us anymore. Fuzzy already gave us the scoop.

buzzard · 02-25-2018, 08:59 PM

No wonder the 'gull spent his entire holiday in chat.

redbreegull · 02-25-2018, 11:25 PM

The weather was quite nice. A slight dusting when it is 40 degrees and can't accumulate is not exactly what I would call a major precipitation event

MarquisInSpades · 02-26-2018, 03:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

Poor RBG... Picked the absolute worst time to visit. The weather has been pretty great for the most part this winter... and he picks the one weekend when there's a big time snow-fall.

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull

The weather was quite nice. A slight dusting when it is 40 degrees and can't accumulate is not exactly what I would call a major precipitation event

Ooh, snap!

LaBelle · 02-26-2018, 04:20 AM

It's almost as if speaking for other people is bad or something.

FoolofaTook · 02-27-2018, 08:58 PM

it's SNOWFALL

ONE WORD IMBECILE DICKSHIT

fuzzyroes · 02-27-2018, 10:49 PM

u mad bro?

Shallowed · 02-27-2018, 11:24 PM

Are you there yet?

Skradgee · 02-28-2018, 03:14 AM

post in this thread when you are Seattle

LaBelle · 02-28-2018, 07:37 AM

I wish I was in Seattle

LaBelle · 02-28-2018, 07:38 AM

When are we getting a present day continuation/remake of "Singles" with an older cast?

MyOneAndOnly · 02-28-2018, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LaBelle

When are we getting a present day continuation/remake of "Singles" with an older cast?

and Queers

LaBelle · 03-01-2018, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MyOneAndOnly

and Queers

Hells yes!

Cool As Ice Cream · 03-01-2018, 12:02 PM

I'm going to sleep in 6 hours.

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02-23-2018, 11:39 PM	#31
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	some security cunt tried to fuck me over at the airport in Bangkok for "two containers larger than 100 ml" in my toiletries bag, one of which was a two-thirds empty colgate toothpaste. the only two choices he presented were to give up my shit forever, or check in my bag last minute, and pay like a zillion bhat for it. i was like "would you like to suck my left nut or my right nut right now". took my bags, ran to the nearest 7/11, bought some cheap ass 100 ml soap bottle, emptied it and put my shit in there. when i came back they x-rayed my bags TWICE just cause they were so salty. i shook my ass for them to see as i was making my way towards the gate with my bag and all my stuff in it. INCLUDING THE USED FUCKING COLGATE TUBE. YEAH.

02-23-2018, 11:43 PM	#32
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	its the little victories that count

02-23-2018, 11:43 PM	#33
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	security cunt. lol

02-24-2018, 01:29 AM	#36
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	teh ballsy

02-24-2018, 04:15 AM	#38
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 31,763	don't do anything in seattle! it's a trap. lock yourself up in your hotel room.

02-24-2018, 05:57 PM	#40
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027	I'm in the black lodge with Kurt cocaine.

02-25-2018, 07:50 PM	#41
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,058	How was Seattle?! Rainy?!

02-25-2018, 08:32 PM	#42
Skradgee Boardcaster Location: reporting live Posts: 3,720	Grungy?

02-25-2018, 08:35 PM	#43
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,058	Was the sun a black hole?

02-25-2018, 08:36 PM	#44
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,058	Did you come across a man with a spoon? In a box perhaps? Or maybe a sick man?

02-25-2018, 08:49 PM	#46
fuzzyroes Banned Posts: 21,216	Poor RBG... Picked the absolute worst time to visit. The weather has been pretty great for the most part this winter... and he picks the one weekend when there's a big time snow-fall.

02-25-2018, 08:51 PM	#47
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,058	Great, now RBG doesn't have to tell us anymore. Fuzzy already gave us the scoop.

02-25-2018, 08:59 PM	#48
buzzard Minion of Satan Posts: 6,519	No wonder the 'gull spent his entire holiday in chat.

02-25-2018, 11:25 PM	#49
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027	The weather was quite nice. A slight dusting when it is 40 degrees and can't accumulate is not exactly what I would call a major precipitation event

02-26-2018, 04:20 AM	#51
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,058	It's almost as if speaking for other people is bad or something.

02-27-2018, 08:58 PM	#52
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	it's SNOWFALL ONE WORD IMBECILE DICKSHIT

02-27-2018, 10:49 PM	#53
fuzzyroes Banned Posts: 21,216	u mad bro?

02-27-2018, 11:24 PM	#54
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 17,801	Are you there yet?

02-28-2018, 03:14 AM	#55
Skradgee Boardcaster Location: reporting live Posts: 3,720	post in this thread when you are Seattle

02-28-2018, 07:37 AM	#56
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,058	I wish I was in Seattle

02-28-2018, 07:38 AM	#57
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,058	When are we getting a present day continuation/remake of "Singles" with an older cast?

03-01-2018, 12:02 PM	#60
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 31,763	I'm going to sleep in 6 hours.