Happy Birthday, Vixnix! - Page 2

FlamingGlobes · 02-27-2018, 06:10 PM

...Happy Birthday vix!

FlamingGlobes · 02-27-2018, 06:13 PM

But it's receding! Read all about it in the Shits Recently Took(!) thread.

vixnix · 02-27-2018, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by buzzard

Your parents don't answer their phone.

Are you kidding??

buzzard · 02-27-2018, 08:44 PM

Only about that one thing.

buzzard · 02-27-2018, 08:48 PM

Your old man picked up within the second ring and barked "Yep" at me.

For a second, there, I thought it was Graham Henry.

teh b0lly!!1 · 02-27-2018, 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

Yes, I am. And unfortunately, it wasn't a result of butt-stuff. I think I just pooped too hard or something.

there is nothing worse than getting dressed and going to work and having to act and walk normal when you feel like you have a baseball bat crammed up your ass

sorry 'lobes

FlamingGlobes · 02-28-2018, 07:25 AM

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

FlamingGlobes · 02-28-2018, 07:25 AM

It's getting better. Soon I'll be able to cram a finger or two in there again.

LaBelle · 02-28-2018, 07:35 AM

teh b0lly!!1 · 02-28-2018, 08:05 AM

i mean, it's only natural a vixnix birthday thread will get to having a baseball bat up your ass and cramming fingers in there by page 2

FlamingGlobes · 02-28-2018, 08:09 AM

LaBelle · 02-28-2018, 08:10 AM

Either the thread dies early or lives long enough to become about butt stuff.

FlamingGlobes · 02-28-2018, 08:16 AM

All threads should devolve into butt stuff talk.

LaBelle · 02-28-2018, 08:19 AM

Run To Me · 02-28-2018, 06:56 PM

Yeah man I got a hemmroid too

Tucks pads are good for everyday

When it was real bad, 1st sprouted, I got rx some kinda cracklin foam for cooling/soothing relief, but the applicator sucked, definitely was not designed by anyone who had ever had to put anything in their bottoms befor

I can’t remember what it was called but don’t get it

Run To Me · 02-28-2018, 07:12 PM

Oh yeah it was proctofoam

Avoid

reprise85 · 02-28-2018, 09:06 PM

i had ones that hurt before but more recently i've had internal ones that mercifully don't hurt at all

i remember being prescribed a cream before that was called ANALPRAM, it came in little single tubes all in a box with ANALPRAM in big writing. i was 20 and so embarrassed when i picked it up from the pharmacy. now i wouldn't care at all.

FlamingGlobes · 02-28-2018, 10:25 PM

ANALPRAM is my favorite British black metal band.

FoolofaTook · 02-28-2018, 10:36 PM

never had a 'roid but a couple of teeny anal fissures yes

felt zesty

teh b0lly!!1 · 02-28-2018, 11:40 PM

this is a new type of honesty here in phoria.

i fear this might open a can of worms. imagine what would happen if Disco King saw this and decided to write a four paragraph post about his 'hoid ventures. don't get me wrong, i like hearing about other people's bleeding rectums just as much as the next guy, but this seems a bit much.

FoolofaTook · 03-01-2018, 12:45 AM

not if you lotion them fissures up copiously

heals em purdy quick like

butthurt · 03-01-2018, 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LaBelle

Either the thread dies early or lives long enough to become about butt stuff.

Shallowed · 03-01-2018, 02:02 AM

The circle is complete

FlamingGlobes · 03-01-2018, 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shallowed

The circle is complete

Well, not quite. It's still healing. I expect it to be a complete circle again sometime next week.

FlamingGlobes · 03-01-2018, 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

this is a new type of honesty here in phoria.

i fear this might open a can of worms. imagine what would happen if Disco King saw this and decided to write a four paragraph post about his 'hoid ventures. don't get me wrong, i like hearing about other people's bleeding rectums just as much as the next guy, but this seems a bit much.

LaBelle · 03-01-2018, 08:07 AM

FlamingGlobes · 03-01-2018, 10:06 AM

Every roes has its fuzz.

LaBelle · 03-01-2018, 03:56 PM

So poetic it's pathetic.

teh b0lly!!1 · 03-02-2018, 04:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LaBelle

this post works on too many layers and i'm not sure which was intended

buzzard · 03-02-2018, 06:18 AM

Yeah, I had that thought, too.

It troubles me that I did.

02-28-2018, 07:35 AM	#39
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,058	yay

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02-27-2018, 06:10 PM	#31
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,177	...Happy Birthday vix!

02-27-2018, 06:13 PM	#32
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,177	But it's receding! Read all about it in the Shits Recently Took(!) thread.

02-27-2018, 08:44 PM	#34
buzzard Minion of Satan Posts: 6,519	Only about that one thing.

02-27-2018, 08:48 PM	#35
buzzard Minion of Satan Posts: 6,519	Your old man picked up within the second ring and barked "Yep" at me. For a second, there, I thought it was Graham Henry.

02-28-2018, 07:25 AM	#37
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,177	¯\_(ツ)_/¯

02-28-2018, 08:05 AM	#40
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	i mean, it's only natural a vixnix birthday thread will get to having a baseball bat up your ass and cramming fingers in there by page 2

02-28-2018, 08:09 AM	#41
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,177

02-28-2018, 08:10 AM	#42
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,058	Either the thread dies early or lives long enough to become about butt stuff.

02-28-2018, 08:16 AM	#43
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,177	All threads should devolve into butt stuff talk.

02-28-2018, 08:19 AM	#44
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,058

02-28-2018, 06:56 PM	#45
Run To Me Minion of Satan Location: Where the frog spoils the leaf Posts: 5,992	Yeah man I got a hemmroid too Tucks pads are good for everyday When it was real bad, 1st sprouted, I got rx some kinda cracklin foam for cooling/soothing relief, but the applicator sucked, definitely was not designed by anyone who had ever had to put anything in their bottoms befor I can’t remember what it was called but don’t get it

02-28-2018, 07:12 PM	#46
Run To Me Minion of Satan Location: Where the frog spoils the leaf Posts: 5,992	Oh yeah it was proctofoam Avoid

02-28-2018, 09:06 PM	#47
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 31,891	i had ones that hurt before but more recently i've had internal ones that mercifully don't hurt at all i remember being prescribed a cream before that was called ANALPRAM, it came in little single tubes all in a box with ANALPRAM in big writing. i was 20 and so embarrassed when i picked it up from the pharmacy. now i wouldn't care at all.

02-28-2018, 10:25 PM	#48
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,177	ANALPRAM is my favorite British black metal band.

02-28-2018, 10:36 PM	#49
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	never had a 'roid but a couple of teeny anal fissures yes felt zesty

02-28-2018, 11:40 PM	#50
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	this is a new type of honesty here in phoria. i fear this might open a can of worms. imagine what would happen if Disco King saw this and decided to write a four paragraph post about his 'hoid ventures. don't get me wrong, i like hearing about other people's bleeding rectums just as much as the next guy, but this seems a bit much.

03-01-2018, 12:45 AM	#51
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	not if you lotion them fissures up copiously heals em purdy quick like

03-01-2018, 02:02 AM	#53
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 17,801	The circle is complete

03-01-2018, 08:07 AM	#56
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,058

03-01-2018, 10:06 AM	#57
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,177	Every roes has its fuzz.

03-01-2018, 03:56 PM	#58
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,058	So poetic it's pathetic.

03-02-2018, 06:18 AM	#60
buzzard Minion of Satan Posts: 6,519	Yeah, I had that thought, too. It troubles me that I did.