Official thread for harassing rap messages

[MarquisInSpades]

[FoolofaTook]

There's no shame in smoking out of a weed can. Nor a potato for that matter.

[Shallowed]

Boil 'em, mash 'em, smoke 'em like a pipe.

[FoolofaTook]

It was tough fashioning a pipe out of a tater. Had to use a screwdriver.

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

I did mine in two nights you've had four fuckin weeks

Yeah, because you only work part time and live on your moms futon. Some of us have to work for a living. And when I kick back online and relax, I don't feel like fussing about with a guitar (to those who'll say "well you have time to sit on Netphoria!").

I just gotta add percussion and tweak the vocals though. So hold your horses... I know you're a snowflake who like other millennials expects everything instantly, but that's not the way the world works.

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

this has been going on so fucking long, NOW I'M THE ONE WHO WANTS TO MAKE A SONG

Do it!

I don't want anyone to let my lack of caring about this stop anyone else from having a good time and making music.

[fuzzyroes]

RBG, you'll get the song, It'll drop within the next week...

But why don't we up the anti a little bit? Fuck this small peanuts shit. Let's have a little guitar off shall we? That's where the real bragging rights reside as far as I'm concerned. You're such a little music know-it-all, you should have no problems beating me in a guitar show down, right?

Come on dawg, do you accept my challenge? Or do you not have the balls? Cause I'll record a guitar off in one day, easy...

[LaBelle]

Wouldn't it be wiser to meet the initial challenge before you decide to up the ante?

[Shallowed]

Also, wouldn't upping the anti anty ante mean increasing the scale of what the loser of the challenge has to give up? I'm no gambling addict though so what do I know.

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

RBG, you'll get the song, It'll drop within the next week...

But why don't we up the anti a little bit? Fuck this small peanuts shit. Let's have a little guitar off shall we? That's where the real bragging rights reside as far as I'm concerned. You're such a little music know-it-all, you should have no problems beating me in a guitar show down, right?

Come on dawg, do you accept my challenge? Or do you not have the balls? Cause I'll record a guitar off in one day, easy...

the original deal was a rap battle and that the loser would leave voluntarily. we've been inserting handicaps left and right to make it easier for you to lose gracefully and now you want a whole new deal? you're no darth vader

[slunken]

[FoolofaTook]

UP THE ANTI


LOLOLOLOL

[FoolofaTook]

Fuzzy your something else.

[fuzzyroes]

Yeah, people who dropped out of the educational system sometimes misspell words... It's hilarious

[teh b0lly!!1]

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

RBG, you'll get the song, It'll drop within the next week...

But why don't we up the anti a little bit? Fuck this small peanuts shit. Let's have a little guitar off shall we? That's where the real bragging rights reside as far as I'm concerned. You're such a little music know-it-all, you should have no problems beating me in a guitar show down, right?

Come on dawg, do you accept my challenge? Or do you not have the balls? Cause I'll record a guitar off in one day, easy...

OH
HELL
YES

[teh b0lly!!1]

*MOB CHANT*

[teh b0lly!!1]

netphoria needs a shred guitar duel

the cheesier the better

do you think you can play better than Michael-fucken-angelo Bates?



LET'S SEE WHO CAN BE MICHAEL ANGELO BATIO'S RIGHT HAND AND WHO CAN BE HIS LEFT HAND

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

the original deal was a rap battle and that the loser would leave voluntarily. we've been inserting handicaps left and right to make it easier for you to lose gracefully and now you want a whole new deal? you're no darth vader

Have you gone mad? i never said I'd leave voluntarily.

The truth is, I just don't feel the same internal inspiration (or hatred) that you feel for me. I'll make something cool and all, but there's no benefit for me to do it... I'm a proud man, so I'll accept a challenge, but it's hard to find inspiration to write about what I find to be a sad man... I'm a sad man too... But that's why I empathize with you... So it's not easy for me to try and set out to humiliate you... It's just not in my spiritual DNA...

A track will drop within the week. It's not a great retaliation. It's musically way better than your "production".... But I just can't be as hateful and negative as you seem to enjoy being.

[teh b0lly!!1]

searching for neoclassical backing track with programmed drums right now

[teh b0lly!!1]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

There's no shame in smoking out of a weed can. Nor a potato for that matter.

but to get back to the topic at hand, i've smoked out of an apple.
which in hebrew is called 'apple of the earth', if taken literally.
take that to mean what you want.

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

netphoria needs a shred guitar duel

the cheesier the better

do you think you can play better than Michael-fucken-angelo Bates?



LET'S SEE WHO CAN BE MICHAEL ANGELO BATIO'S RIGHT HAND AND WHO CAN BE HIS LEFT HAND

Lmao... I remember seeing this with my bassist when we were 16... That was fun... His prissy sister was always around giving us a hard time when we were practicing. I'd later grow close with her years later in adulthood and we shared a special bond... She dropped dead from heroin use 2 years ago... I had no idea she was even messing with that shit when I found out. It brings tears to my eyes to think about

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

*MOB CHANT*

FUCKING EH!

Lets do it RBG...

I'll plug in and record something in 30 minutes if we're doing a guitar duel... If you'll agree to it, I'll post first.

[fuzzyroes]

Edit: B0lly, I think the clip I saw was a different one. I'm pretty sure it was the same dude though... Did he used to have big blonde hair metal hair?

[teh b0lly!!1]

do you use terminology like 'drop dead' because the tears in your eyes make it difficult to see the keyboard?

[FoolofaTook]

Teh B0llz apples are the way to go if you're smoking out of a fruit. Bottom makes a great bowl. Best if you use a little aluminum foil otherwise you might get embers in your throat.

Fuzzy fuck it just do a solo or a punk rock song or something. or maybe a ballad since you have so little hate to utilize.

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

do you use terminology like 'drop dead' because the tears in your eyes make it difficult to see the keyboard?

"Dropped dead" would be describing her passing lightly... Believe me.

Why sugar coat shit man? I've gone through some fucked up shit in my life... May as well just say it as it is.

[ilikeplanets]

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

but to get back to the topic at hand, i've smoked out of an apple.
which in hebrew is called 'apple of the earth', if taken literally.
take that to mean what you want.

i have also done this, and smoked out of a jalapeno. yum!!

[MarquisInSpades]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

[FoolofaTook]

Pears can be utilized as well.

Sigh who knows when I will smoke again. Probably around the Second Coming, or when Fuzzu finishes his rap (never).

[LaBelle]

What even is going on here anymore.