Escalator etiquette

[smashingjj]

The gf recently said that our country was the only one where people just stand wherever, leaving no place for people to walk past them. Is this true? I know in England you stand on one side and walk on the other and it's a big nono if you don't and i wouldn't be surprised if this was the same in the US and Canada. And lol, India.

[yo soy el mejor]

walk left, stand right. always. but lots of assholes don't do that and get upset when you squeeze past them. should've stood right!

[yo soy el mejor]

they even have signs here, but apparently some people still can't get it. like, if you don't mind waiting in a queue, then stand to the right! don't make a whole new one where people don't want to wait.

[Run To Me]

It's one of those things that once you realize what you're suppose to do you feel so bad for being a dumbass and never doing it before, but how could you know if no one (or no sign) ever told you

Kind of like my white supremacist grandmother nobody on Fox News ever told her it's not cool anymore to say the N word so she still does it, but when she gets to heaven like next year or whenever she's gonna be all like "aw shit oops!?!?"

[Run To Me]

Assuming she can even get into heaven ofc

[Mooney]

why do people stand on escalators at all? WHY? drives me nuts. the point of them is to get people through a choke point faster, not slower.

[FoolofaTook]

There are no escalators in the Walla Wallaean Vale.

Someday, inshallah, the GSGE (Greater Serbian Galactic Empire) shall change this.

[ilikeplanets]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

walk left, stand right. always. but lots of assholes don't do that and get upset when you squeeze past them. should've stood right!

Exactly this

[ilikeplanets]

Originally Posted by Mooney

why do people stand on escalators at all? WHY? drives me nuts. the point of them is to get people through a choke point faster, not slower.

U kno y

[smashingjj]

in my country, you are supposed to be naked on the escalator, and when someone is behind you, you fart them in the face.

not everyone adheres to this instantly and that is fine but if you don't after you've officially come to live here, you will be sentenced to death by deathscalator.

[ilikeplanets]

Is that the new Dethklok album title? Should be

[FoolofaTook]

They have escalators in Wenatchee?

[redbreegull]

Walk left, stand right. Anyone who stands on the left side is known as an escaleftor. There are no signs here but the majority of people seem to know the proper decorum, at least in the metro system. At the mall you probably will encounter dumbasses who block your path of travel more often.

[ilikeplanets]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

They have escalators in Wenatchee?

No, but I've lived in real cities most of my life (born in DC) and have visited roughly half of the 50 states, some of them good ones

[ilikeplanets]

And with the way things are looking I'm likely to move again soon. Good riddance! This place is BORING, and I lived in Alabama for 5 years

[buzzard]

We stand on the left and walk on the right.

In theory.

[FoolofaTook]

I walk where I like and stand where I please.

[ilikeplanets]

Originally Posted by buzzard

We stand on the left and walk on the right.

In theory.

and your toilet water also flushes the opposite way, we get it already!!

[buzzard]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

I walk where I like and stand where I please.

...and then panic in retrospect about the stares these behaviors generate?

[FoolofaTook]

What me? Never! I am made of adamant!

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

What me? Never! I am made of adamant!

Adamantine Took over here

[FoolofaTook]

Took the Inexorable.

[LaBelle]

Where I live no one walks past others on an escalator, it's viewed as kinda rude even if there's room to walk.

[FoolofaTook]

They have escalators in the southern hemisphere??? Do they run the wrong way?

[teh b0lly!!1]

when i went to Japan they had the most elaborate systems there that everybody seemed to know instinctively. on escalators, stairs, walking lanes, at the metro - everybody is organized as fuck and walk only where they're supposed to, and i often found myself being THE RUDE GAIJIN being somewhere i'm not supposed to be. especially coming from China where it's fucking chaos everywhere and enormous amounts of people go in all possible directions at the same time.

the rule here is also stand right-walk left, but for a while now i've been moving my ass more and when i face a busy escalator or free-ish normal stairs, i'm gonna blaze up the stairs 9 out of 10 times.

it drives me crazy seeing how lazy people are - very often i'll see people actually opting to take the handicapped elevator just to avoid going DOWN 10-15 stairs. or people literally squeezing into an escalator just to not take a bunch of steps. what the hell is wrong wichoo?

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by buzzard

We stand on the left and walk on the right.

In theory.

think of the left as the fast lane

the right is for texters, old people, and lazy people

[LaBelle]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

They have escalators in the southern hemisphere??? Do they run the wrong way?

Yes we do, but they are built out of coconuts ofc.

[yo soy el mejor]

aw yeah i love running up a flight of stairs and leaving those slow-moving jerks in the dust. i'm not missing a bus for you or anybody. every second counts.

[qwerty sp]

[Run To Me]

Glad to hear your moving your ass more teh b0lls, man i could go for a nice jog up an escalator right now, got the fucken oven pizza burps plus shouldn't of had that garage sprite

yall ever just crack a cold can from the garage in the winter the pops kinda hotter than from the fridge so that sucks but also its kinda lazy/fun to do it