i'm on hold for verizon

[teh b0lly!!1]

[redbreegull]

one time was on hold with the Obamacare health exchange and there was this terrible woodwind music and finally I got hooked up with a representative and I said, "I need healthcare because all that flute music was making me sick," and the woman replied, "Uh, I believe that's a recorder, sir."

[Shallowed]

Oh, that's alright then

[teh b0lly!!1]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

one time was on hold with the Obamacare health exchange and there was this terrible woodwind music and finally I got hooked up with a representative and I said, "I need healthcare because all that flute music was making me sick," and the woman replied, "Uh, I believe that's a recorder, sir."

haha. that's a great retort

you should have invited her to post here

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

this is really bothering me

[cork_soaker]

this call may be monitored or recorded for quality assurances purposes

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

I had my first kiss watching Little Nicky.

Netphoria Confessions

i had my first kiss outside a domino's pizza when i was 15. i had a crush (he was only cute) on some dude named chris pacheco and we had mutual friends and after school we went about the neighborhood being little callejeros or whatever.

then we was chillin' outside that aforementioned pizza place and he kissed me outta nowhere and i was so grossed out and pissed off. idgaf that i had a crush on him, i was mad i got kissed and he ruined my first kiss experience by not even asking and i didn't get to enjoy it or know it was coming.

so i was totally embarrassed and wanted to cry/was so mad. ugh the worst. but then in the next few weeks i got to kiss a boy at his house named miguel don juan who i was majorly "in love" with. although when he asked me to be his gf i said 'ew, no way'

>_>

[yo soy el mejor]

[slunken]

my first kiss was outside of a pizza place too

[slunken]

[teh b0lly!!1]

Originally Posted by slunken

my first kiss was outside of a pizza place too

you know kissing fingers doesn't count tho, right?

[cork_soaker]

greasy lips

[cork_soaker]

working title of my children's book series

[slunken]

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

you know kissing fingers doesn't count tho, right?

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by slunken

"Look, are you going to order anything? We close in 10 minutes."

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

i had my first kiss outside a domino's pizza when i was 15. i had a crush (he was only cute) on some dude named chris pacheco and we had mutual friends and after school we went about the neighborhood being little callejeros or whatever.

then we was chillin' outside that aforementioned pizza place and he kissed me outta nowhere and i was so grossed out and pissed off. idgaf that i had a crush on him, i was mad i got kissed and he ruined my first kiss experience by not even asking and i didn't get to enjoy it or know it was coming.

so i was totally embarrassed and wanted to cry/was so mad. ugh the worst. but then in the next few weeks i got to kiss a boy at his house named miguel don juan who i was majorly "in love" with. although when he asked me to be his gf i said 'ew, no way'

>_>

Meh, I don't think that first one counts. I mean, that kind of borders on assault.

[cork_soaker]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

i was mad i got kissed and he ruined my first kiss experience by not even asking and i didn't get to enjoy it or know it was coming.

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

Meh, I don't think that first one counts. I mean, that kind of borders on assault.

plus also the greasy lips

[buzzard]

Greasing your lips up with a slice of 'za is a classic trick for the chronically chapped.