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01-21-2020, 05:33 PM | #5191 |
Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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I had leftovers for dinner last night and took a massive hate dump this morning. And again just a few minutes ago.
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01-21-2020, 05:35 PM | #5192 |
Ownz
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i am six months into my journey to sobriety and i now only feel the urge to post on nepho while drunk. thank yall for being there for me during this important time
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01-21-2020, 05:35 PM | #5193 |
Ownz
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burp
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01-21-2020, 05:39 PM | #5194 | |
Ownz
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01-21-2020, 05:43 PM | #5195 |
Apocalyptic Poster
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01-21-2020, 09:02 PM | #5196 |
Ownz
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i just ate a lot of mayonaise
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01-21-2020, 09:04 PM | #5197 |
Ownz
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DOOMED
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01-21-2020, 09:04 PM | #5198 |
Ownz
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pick your pocket full of DICKS
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01-21-2020, 09:05 PM | #5199 |
Ownz
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ok im going to bed
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01-21-2020, 09:21 PM | #5200 |
Braindead
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I
just want to BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAT MY MEAT |
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01-21-2020, 09:50 PM | #5201 |
Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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Fuzzy Roes ✝ (@fuzzyroes) Tweeted:
I'm getting Mossad apologists really angry at me for exposing Jeffrey Epstein and his crimes against humanity https://t.co/f8hRdHcmoR https://twitter.com/fuzzyroes/status...377019905?s=20 |
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01-21-2020, 10:25 PM | #5202 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
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01-24-2020, 03:09 PM | #5203 |
Minion of Satan
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Somewhere in Texas, this particular chunk of 1983 is being loaded into a courier van. Pending a successful journey, it shall be placed at my feet.
You can tell I'm kind of excited because I've successfully deluded myself into thinking it was worth saying so (again). |
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01-24-2020, 03:10 PM | #5204 |
Minion of Satan
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Damn, I should have asked what they wanted for that quilt.
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01-24-2020, 03:17 PM | #5205 |
Braindead
Location: TX
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the best things are in ye ole Texas you know
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01-24-2020, 03:22 PM | #5206 |
Janis Jopleybird
Location: Let me see you do the booty hop. And now make the booty stop. Now drop, and do the booty wop.
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Didn't know a van could drive from Texas to Australia or Antarctica or whatever
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01-24-2020, 03:25 PM | #5207 |
Minion of Satan
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Vans are a lot tougher than hardshell cases, you see.
I'd like to see those baggage handlers at DHL try throwing a Toyota HiAce into the hold. |
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01-24-2020, 05:10 PM | #5208 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: all over the Internet
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01-24-2020, 05:13 PM | #5209 | |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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01-24-2020, 09:47 PM | #5210 |
Braindead
Location: TX
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I have a place in Austin now and I took this girl from China to an *ahem* indie bar today
Now hitting the Goth club tonight to see one of my favorite modern bands |
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01-24-2020, 09:50 PM | #5211 |
Braindead
Location: TX
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her home province is getting ravaged by the coronovirus it's insane
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01-24-2020, 09:53 PM | #5212 |
Braindead
Location: TX
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I got a job the first week I was here
walked into a 7/11 put my drink on the counter and started talking to the "cashier"...was the owner of multiple stores filling in |
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01-25-2020, 06:50 PM | #5213 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
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I've been thinking about my doorbell lately
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01-25-2020, 10:13 PM | #5214 |
Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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When you gonna ring it, when you gonna ring it?
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01-29-2020, 08:59 AM | #5215 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
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Last time I came here a friend of mine just got triplejacked over a steeplehammer and er jessop jessop jessop jessop.
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01-30-2020, 01:03 AM | #5216 |
Braindead
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THINKINABOUTMADOORBELL
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02-12-2020, 06:52 AM | #5217 |
Ownz
Location: Machina Reissue HQ
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02-17-2020, 01:47 AM | #5218 |
dumb
Location: $8.6 million embezzled funds
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I had this beautiful, beautiful dream the other night where I was back in college and lost my virginity to this gorgeous girl. It felt so real and I wanna go back
Tonight tonite I couldn't sleep and had this scary black and white dream where I watch Hitler documentaries for an hour, then I'm in some village where he's imprisoned and old, and he gets pissed off and smashes this little sculpture some cute kid got from his dad of a "Sela" bird so there's an actress called Sela Ward and she looked like the girl in dream 1, basically: hitler just crushed my dreams [the statue was of a creature bird, i guess the double meaning is bird in the british sense] it's a sine |
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02-17-2020, 01:50 AM | #5219 | |
dumb
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02-17-2020, 10:23 AM | #5220 |
Janis Jopleybird
Location: Let me see you do the booty hop. And now make the booty stop. Now drop, and do the booty wop.
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Perhaps the worst thing Hitler's ever done
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