The Official Fri/Sat/Sun/Mon/Tue drunk/drugs/sad sex thread

[FlamingGlobes]

I had leftovers for dinner last night and took a massive hate dump this morning. And again just a few minutes ago.

[ovary]

i am six months into my journey to sobriety and i now only feel the urge to post on nepho while drunk. thank yall for being there for me during this important time

[ovary]

burp

[ovary]

Originally Posted by smashingjj

alcohol: yesterday after band practice (in another city) I had a party at work. i struggled with biking home big time. fell off my bike twice. wine bottle in hand survived, so did bass guitar and heavy bag. not sure about career, I have no idea what happened.

as my mother always said, you're only 37 once.

have you seen "fleabag"?

[qwerty sp]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

I had leftovers for dinner last night and took a massive hate dump this morning. And again just a few minutes ago.

Better out than in

[ovary]

i just ate a lot of mayonaise

[ovary]

DOOMED

[ovary]

pick your pocket full of DICKS

[ovary]

ok im going to bed

[Shallowed]

I

just

want to BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAT

MY MEAT

[FlamingGlobes]

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[smashingjj]

Originally Posted by ovary

have you seen "fleabag"?

I can only aspire to be like her persona in all possible ways <3

[buzzard]

Somewhere in Texas, this particular chunk of 1983 is being loaded into a courier van. Pending a successful journey, it shall be placed at my feet.



You can tell I'm kind of excited because I've successfully deluded myself into thinking it was worth saying so (again).

[buzzard]

Damn, I should have asked what they wanted for that quilt.

[Elphenor]

the best things are in ye ole Texas you know

[topleybird]

Didn't know a van could drive from Texas to Australia or Antarctica or whatever

[buzzard]

Vans are a lot tougher than hardshell cases, you see.

I'd like to see those baggage handlers at DHL try throwing a Toyota HiAce into the hold.

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by smashingjj

I can only aspire to be like her persona in all possible ways <3

oookay

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by buzzard

Somewhere in Texas, this particular chunk of 1983 is being loaded into a courier van. Pending a successful journey, it shall be placed at my feet.



You can tell I'm kind of excited because I've successfully deluded myself into thinking it was worth saying so (again).

too bad u werent't on craigslist when my stepdad sold my 1955 Martin acoustic guitar for $250 that my biological father gave me. i'll kind of always hate him for that but it's not about the money, but more like the gall. it's not like they sold everything i left behind when moving...just stuff from which they thought they could make money. if only he had asked, i probably would have just told him to charge a lot more.

[Elphenor]

I have a place in Austin now and I took this girl from China to an *ahem* indie bar today

Now hitting the Goth club tonight to see one of my favorite modern bands

[Elphenor]

her home province is getting ravaged by the coronovirus it's insane

[Elphenor]

I got a job the first week I was here

walked into a 7/11 put my drink on the counter and started talking to the "cashier"...was the owner of multiple stores filling in

[smashingjj]

I've been thinking about my doorbell lately

[FlamingGlobes]

When you gonna ring it, when you gonna ring it?

[smashingjj]

Last time I came here a friend of mine just got triplejacked over a steeplehammer and er jessop jessop jessop jessop.

[Shallowed]

THINKINABOUTMADOORBELL

[bright_doom]

[Ram27]

I had this beautiful, beautiful dream the other night where I was back in college and lost my virginity to this gorgeous girl. It felt so real and I wanna go back

Tonight tonite I couldn't sleep and had this scary black and white dream where I watch Hitler documentaries for an hour, then I'm in some village where he's imprisoned and old, and he gets pissed off and smashes this little sculpture some cute kid got from his dad of a "Sela" bird

so there's an actress called Sela Ward and she looked like the girl in dream 1, basically:


hitler just crushed my dreams [the statue was of a creature bird, i guess the double meaning is bird in the british sense]

it's a sine

[Ram27]

"Sela" is a Hebrew word that means "rock, boulder, cliff."

the triple meaning is that i've been super worried about my drumming as late [crippling joint pain]. hitler smashed my rock dreams too

[topleybird]

Perhaps the worst thing Hitler's ever done