The Official Fri/Sat/Sun/Mon/Tue drunk/drugs/sad sex thread

[ilikeplanets]

That would unnerve the crap out of me. I hope that's not a sign that I need therapy. Hmm

[FoolofaTook]

If anyone's getting unnerved in that situation, it's yo soy's therapist.

[smashingjj]

Originally Posted by Disco King

I'm scheduled to see my therapist today, but I have no energy to leave the house and don't know if somebody nodding their heads and going "wow that sounds rough" and then telling me to stand in front of the mirror and say "I love myself" like an idiot is actually helping me with like anything in life.

are you being serious? this is actually what the therapist does? sounds like an actual scam

like everyone already said, get the hell out

my only experiences with therapists where I felt uncomfortable were where I doubted if our personalities were a match at all, but never something remotely like this

[topleybird]

Unclear if jj is remembering his therapy sessions or his time on The Bachelorette

[FoolofaTook]

Ah, yes, the Bachelorette.

I have to admit, I was rather intrigued by the organic chemistry that sprung up betxit myself and the ruddy Dutchman, just as I was titillated by the moody passions of a certain dusky Australian who is known round these parts by an avian appellation.

But in the end, as everyone knows, I found myself powerless to resist the overbearingly masculine physique of "Big J" (him of the distinctive, self pleasuring avatar)!

[smashingjj]

Originally Posted by topleybird

Unclear if jj is remembering his therapy sessions or his time on The Bachelorette

I always get these mixed up

this leads to sometimes hilarious situations

You Won't Believe What Happens Next

[FoolofaTook]

whatcolor, watching you evolve into the partner, friend, son, and father you are today has been so fulfilling. my real life bestie & hubby all wrapped into one. i love you and I'm so so proud of you. happy happy birthday. let's f**k around and have another baby.

[Ram27]

Originally Posted by cork_soaker

the server closet over at instagram hq keeps catching fire due to flurries of incoming DMs to a certain drummer's account

must spread rep +++

[buzzard]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

the organic chemistry that sprung up betxit

Brexit*

[LaBelle]

Don't skip leg day!
And therapy day!

[Ram27]

Originally Posted by cork_soaker

the server closet over at instagram hq keeps catching fire due to flurries of incoming DMs to a certain drummer's account

hahahaha he's actually only left me on read a few times

some girl i have a sad obsessive crush on blocked me on thanksgiving. i was sad. her name is the outro to rocket so i can't entirely listen to rocket anymore

[FoolofaTook]

pls tell me its your manager

[Run To Me]

Originally Posted by Ram27

hahahaha he's actually only left me on read a few times

some girl i have a sad obsessive crush on blocked me on thanksgiving. i was sad. her name is the outro to rocket so i can't entirely listen to rocket anymore

Her name is vrrrrrrrrrrrrwhrrrrrrrreeeeeeerrrrrrreshhhhhhrrrrrrrreeeeeffffffpppppppurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrfweeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhFWHOOOOM FWHOOOM FWHOOOOOMthuh duh duhtap?

[Run To Me]

More ppl should choose outros for names just imagine our society if when we meet we get to do air guitars all over our bellies while doing djent djent noises with our face?

Until it’s ok to smell each other’s bottoms that would be like a nice interim step on the pathway to a righteous life

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by Run To Me

Until it’s ok to smell each other’s bottoms...

hold on so what i've been doing isn't....

[FlamingGlobes]

I always knew Took would bottom out. Just didn't realize it would be like this.

[Run To Me]

Too bad u can’t really listen to rocket anymore

If i couldn’t really listen to rocket anymore i don’t know how else i’d

FREE

ALL THESE

HORSES

INSIDE MEEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEE

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

I always knew Took would bottom out. Just didn't realize it would be like this.

I've been bottoming out...






under your dad.

[Ram27]

Originally Posted by Run To Me

Her name is vrrrrrrrrrrrrwhrrrrrrrreeeeeeerrrrrrreshhhhhhrrrrrrrreeeeeffffffpppppppurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrfweeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhFWHOOOOM FWHOOOM FWHOOOOOMthuh duh duhtap?

hahahaha

[edit i am continually a dumbass]

I guess I could always listen to the gish era version where the lyrics are 'come on come on!'

[FlamingGlobes]

Jesus.

[buzzard]

It's a fairly uncommon name, though, Rambeau. You don't want a second silly goose sending her messages.

[Shallowed]

I hope that sooner or later, you'll grow out of this phase of relating everything to Pumpkins references that are so obscure, vague, ambiguous and cryptic, that even those of us getting our daily Pumpkins fix don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

[Elphenor]

Originally Posted by Ram27

hahahaha he's actually only left me on read a few times

some girl i have a sad obsessive crush on blocked me on thanksgiving. i was sad. her name is the outro to rocket so i can't entirely listen to rocket anymore

what creepy thing did you do to get blocked

[buzzard]

My mind goes straight to the answering machine thing in Swingers.

[Ram27]

Originally Posted by buzzard

It's a fairly uncommon name, though, Rambeau. You don't want a second silly goose sending her messages.

cheers. is it uncommon tho?

Originally Posted by Shallowed

I hope that sooner or later, you'll grow out of this phase of relating everything to Pumpkins references that are so obscure, vague, ambiguous and cryptic, that even those of us getting our daily Pumpkins fix don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

me too haha. like i literally can't wait for my next therapy so i can be like...how do i be normal agh

Originally Posted by Elphenor

what creepy thing did you do to get blocked

she posted a thing talking about how she was super depressed in college and i was like 'me too!' but drunker and longer. like it wasn't creepy she just didn't want me stalking

[smashingjj]

Originally Posted by Ram27

it wasn't creepy she just didn't want me stalking

story of my life

[buzzard]

Originally Posted by Ram27

cheers. is it uncommon tho?

It's not exactly Scorpiona McDragon-Laser, but it is also a far cry from the Emmas and Madisons that'd really eat into your run-of-the-mill troll's leisure time.

[cork_soaker]

Cadenza Freely?

[buzzard]

Pronounced "Cadentha" because she's a quarter Spanish on her mother's side?

[ovary]

ive got a skype interview in an hour and havent been able to leave the toilet for more than ten minutes all morning. maybe i can set up a bookshelf behind the can so it looks like an office.