God thread

[FoolofaTook]

You are completely off though I wouldn't mind being defiled by a (hot) witch.

[Trotskilicious]

me too, the witch is played by kristyn ritter

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by vixnix

scotty needs to be in here with the whole "monogamy isn't natural" thing

Monogamy? Its celibacy I am battling fool!!!

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by vixnix

scotty needs to be in here with the whole "monogamy isn't natural" thing

I think you're confusing him with someone else, he used to attack me on the reg for being polyamorous

[Trotskilicious]

vixnix has one of the worst memories of anyone i've ever encountered

also i'm pretty sure i attacked you when you said you were poly but mostly it was because i could tell you were just using sex & positive thinking to cover up true sads because i also seem to know when people are sad even when they insist they aren't

[vixnix]

i'm sure I have holes in my brain from the drugs of all description that have coursed through it over the years

but I'm pretty sure scotty has mocked me in my cisgender marriage for thinking that monogamy is practical and told me gleefully that it isn't and that my husband naturally wants to fuck others and there's nothing I can do about it

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by vixnix

i'm sure I have holes in my brain from the drugs of all description that have coursed through it over the years

i think you were "off-track" from academic expectations for at most 18 months and you did some coke once and you think that's out of control

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by vixnix

but I'm pretty sure scotty has mocked me in my cisgender marriage for thinking that monogamy is practical and told me gleefully that it isn't and that my husband naturally wants to fuck others and there's nothing I can do about it

that sounds more like eulogy

[Trotskilicious]

eulogy was professor of sex & relationships even though he basically went to discovering his sexuality in the woods and then meeting a dude on netphoria & practically marrying him immediately

[FoolofaTook]

In the woods! Like, literally?

Lol i do drugs in the woods.

[Trotskilicious]

yes like literally, there was a thread called "I think I did a very bad thing last night" where eulogy essentially realized he was gay because he went into the woods with some guy & sucked his winger. I think thats how it goes. We all made fun of him for a very long time, which honestly wasn't really cool. there's a lot better reasons to ridicule eulogy other than his sexuality

[qwerty sp]

Originally Posted by vixnix

all of the fiercest anti-religionists I know are so ironically dogmatic about a whole bunch of stuff in their own lives, including being anti religion

Atheism is a religion

[Trotskilicious]

and yeah the sum total of his relationship experience is literally meeting caine walker on netphoria, but the dude was waiting on the shoulder like an attacking striker trying not to go off sides for anyone to post a relationship advice post so he could give you some

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by qwerty sp

Atheism is a religion

its not, but kids think they're really clever when they say this

[Trotskilicious]

if someone told me there was a table in an empty room and i said there's no table, i wouldn't be "believing" that there is no table, as far as i can tell there isn't a table. so no belief is involved.

[FoolofaTook]

That's crazy. I don't think I could have sex outside. What if someone walked by, like my mom or grandma? Yikes.

[Trotskilicious]

poots has some pretty extreme & bloody fascinations

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

That's crazy. I don't think I could have sex outside. What if someone walked by, like my mom or grandma? Yikes.

lol oops I have had sex outside a lot more times than I can count

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

its not, but kids think they're really clever when they say this

seriously this

[redbreegull]

I think it's supposed to be a clever way of pointing out that atheism also requires faith of some sort

but obviously atheism is not a "religion"

[vixnix]

my first long term boyfriend and I had sex outside a lot because I was 17 and he was 18 and we both lived with our parents so we didn't have a lot of options. Luckily the uni was a short walk from the botanic gardens in Wellington, where there are plenty of secluded spots

He always wore a trench coat and he would lay it down on the ground. how embarrassing.

[Run To Me]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

That's crazy. I don't think I could have sex outside. What if someone walked by, like my mom or grandma? Yikes.

Airplanes and helicopters, too

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

I think it's supposed to be a clever way of pointing out that atheism also requires faith of some sort

but obviously atheism is not a "religion"

it doesn't require faith either

[Run To Me]

The birds and squirrels too, all manner of animals strike curious poses

[Trotskilicious]

like maybe new athiesm self righteous douchery does but not my laid back & chillaxed athiesm

[Trotskilicious]

although i tend to think lately that i believe gaia is a big, unknowable, wholly functioning organism that we are the cancer upon

[LaBelle]

It's like black is the absence of color.

[Trotskilicious]

i mean honestly i wish i could believe in a benevolent omnipotent skyman it would make me feel way better

[vixnix]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

i think you were "off-track" from academic expectations for at most 18 months and you did some coke once and you think that's out of control

it was five and a half years, all up. I first smoked pot when i was 14, but I didn't really go off the rails until I was 16. I barely graduated from high school, and failed a lot of papers at uni due to non-attendance. And I spent a bit over a year travelling during which time I gradually became a heavy weed smoker. An addict. I smoked about a gram a day by the end, which for me personally, was not a good idea. It ended in psychosis and involuntary hospitalisation. I've tried most other stuff but nothing sang for me like the reefer.

But I've also had quite a few prescription drugs. They're much worse because I take them every day, non-stop, for years at a time. I have no idea what kinda holes they've burned through my grey matter

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by vixnix

it was five and a half years, all up. I first smoked pot when i was 14, but I didn't really go off the rails until I was 16. I barely graduated from high school, and failed a lot of papers at uni due to non-attendance. And I spent a bit over a year travelling during which time I gradually became a heavy weed smoker. An addict. I smoked about a gram a day by the end, which for me personally, was not a good idea. It ended in psychosis and involuntary hospitalisation. I've tried most other stuff but nothing sang for me like the reefer.

lol you didn't even do hard drugs? holy shit you are never boring