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Old 03-11-2018, 01:31 PM   #6721
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went shopping with my parents for a backpack. when they bought me one they found out it was on clearance. so they bought another one.

now my dad and I have matching baby blue puma backpacks.

why god why.

 
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Old 03-12-2018, 04:53 AM   #6722
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yay!

 
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Old 03-12-2018, 06:23 AM   #6723
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went shopping with my parents for a backpack. when they bought me one they found out it was on clearance. so they bought another one.

now my dad and I have matching baby blue puma backpacks.

why god why.
I am your dad's backpack.

 
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Old 03-12-2018, 06:30 AM   #6724
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how on earth can you even remotely calculate that? it may be rare that that specific thing would happen, but the odds that someone would do something that would attract you in the same way is much higher. either way, it's impossible to quantify the way you are, unless you have more information about the situation, such as population of people who go to that mall, how often on average people go to the mall, and the percentage of them that have lit hats. how you can be happy with pulling some number out of your ass, i'll never know.
This made me lol for some reason.

 
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Old 03-12-2018, 06:34 AM   #6725
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There is precisely a 23% chance someone would lol at that.

 
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Old 03-12-2018, 06:35 AM   #6726
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basic maths science guise!

 
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Old 03-12-2018, 06:35 AM   #6727
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Even though there was a 5% chance someone would bump into me at the mall yesterday. It did happen.

 
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Old 03-12-2018, 08:18 AM   #6728
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This made me lol for some reason.
i honestly started calculating it using some guesstimate numbers but then I was like... wtf am I doing. first of all no one care and second of all there are too many variables. i may know how often people go to the mall but it's prob different based on season, age, etc and i can't take those into account

i am a nerd i realize

 
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Old 03-12-2018, 08:24 AM   #6729
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As a born-again Christian, I truly believe that human transformation is possible in correlation with Romans 12:1-2 NIV which states, “Therefore, I urge you, brothers and sisters, in view of God’s mercy, to offer your bodies as a living sacrifice, holy and pleasing to God—this is your true and proper worship. 2 Do not conform to the pattern of this world but be transformed by the renewing of your mind. Then you will be able to test and approve what God’s will is—his good, pleasing and perfect will.” According to the Bible, once you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior the old man – or your old way of thinking is transformed or rebooted into the mind of Christ. This means that your mind will be even more conscious when you encounter sin, wrong doings or wrongful thinking. This transformation is what I believe gives individuals the power to change their moral values, character and ethical conduct. Individuals change their moral values by allowing the new consciousness to guide their thought processes and actions away from their previous sinful nature. The new consciousness that guides their moral compass will have a tremendous effect on the character of the born-again believer. Now the character of the individual improves because of the changes to their moral values. Lastly the ethical conduct of the individual experiences a radical transformation. I remember when I first truly received Jesus Christ as my Savior. I wanted everyone to be saved as I was and even now I have the same passion to see others turn their life over to Christ. The ethical conduct changes because now as a believer you are more globally minded. You begin to really care about the well-being of others and you wonder if your encounter with them will change their eternal destination! As for me, I experienced a complete 360- degree life and perspective change. God transformed my mind gradually and as I began to read and truly understand the Word of God, He allowed influential individuals to help guide me through my journey! I believe that God does the transformation and people give helpful information!

 
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Old 03-12-2018, 08:25 AM   #6730
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LOL

 
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Old 03-12-2018, 08:33 AM   #6731
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ha

 
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Old 03-12-2018, 09:35 AM   #6732
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people make that mistake surprisingly often. almost as much as "should of"

 
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Old 03-12-2018, 10:17 AM   #6733
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so u think ur orregano b/c you know how to spell should of

 
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Old 03-12-2018, 10:36 AM   #6734
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MonteLDS says (4:41 PM):
Give me a break
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That's just oregano on your part

 
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Old 03-12-2018, 01:14 PM   #6735
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@MonteLDS cool beans... i'm surprised not many sp fans are talking about it, then again it kinda went up quietly...

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@sali1985 ya, but Nicole did tweet and fb about it. so those who really are into should of seen it

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@MonteLDS lol am i a bad fan for saying i haven't noticed that? :S UNTR00 FAN!

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@sali1985 lol, just means you're a normal fan rather than an uber-got-too-much-time-on-my-hands-fan.You're still a fan worth having i'm sure

 
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Old 03-12-2018, 04:27 PM   #6736
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Normal fan casual fan micropenis Monte ITS

 
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Old 03-13-2018, 02:02 AM   #6737
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A shirtless tourist in his early fifties just forced a pair of headphones upon me, begging for translation. It was Mark E. Smith repeating "the chiselers" during a Peel Sessions performance.

This was the closest I've come to hanging with The Elph himself.

 
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Old 03-13-2018, 07:24 AM   #6738
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My dad just told me that his colleague (another phd in theology ordained patriarchal doofus) confided that he and his wife wonder why GOD didn't allow his younger daughter (bad girl) to drown in a river instead of his older daughter (good girl).

We should hang ourselves together buzzurd.

 
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Old 03-13-2018, 07:32 AM   #6739
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There's not words nor emoticons enough to express how that makes me feel

 
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Old 03-13-2018, 07:44 AM   #6740
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yeah she should die because she has a different lifestyle and is struggling. fuck god.

 
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Old 03-13-2018, 08:29 AM   #6741
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A shirtless tourist in his early fifties just forced a pair of headphones upon me, begging for translation. It was Mark E. Smith repeating "the chiselers" during a Peel Sessions performance.

This was the closest I've come to hanging with The Elph himself.
did you manage to translate the rest

 
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Old 03-13-2018, 12:26 PM   #6742
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let me know, because I have no idea what that song is about

 
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Old 03-13-2018, 01:29 PM   #6743
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Nah, I literally only had to explain what a chisel is in Spanish.

The story had very little meat to it, I'm sorry.

 
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Old 03-13-2018, 02:10 PM   #6744
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My dad just told me that his colleague (another phd in theology ordained patriarchal doofus) confided that he and his wife wonder why GOD didn't allow his younger daughter (bad girl) to drown in a river instead of his older daughter (good girl).

We should hang ourselves together buzzurd.
the fact that the parents weren't drowned is proof there is no god

 
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Old 03-13-2018, 02:30 PM   #6745
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The rope wouldn't feel too nice against my sunburn so I think I'll pass.

Can't we just do that helium thing?

 
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Old 03-13-2018, 03:30 PM   #6746
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the fact that the parents weren't drowned is proof there is no god
or maybe he's Cthulhu or Nyarlathotep or Azathoth or Aiueb Gnshai. One of those chillaxed homeboys.

 
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Old 03-13-2018, 03:37 PM   #6747
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Can I be the executioner!?

 
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Old 03-13-2018, 03:39 PM   #6748
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went shopping with my parents for a backpack. when they bought me one they found out it was on clearance. so they bought another one.

now my dad and I have matching baby blue puma backpacks.

why god why.
please post pictures. thank you.

 
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Old 03-13-2018, 06:39 PM   #6749
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or maybe he's Cthulhu or Nyarlathotep or Azathoth or Aiueb Gnshai. One of those chillaxed homeboys.
you're right, it's only proof there is no benevolent and all-loving god

 
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Old 03-14-2018, 06:41 AM   #6750
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calculus midterm this morning. \o/

 
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