Post your toilet

[LaBelle]

You can at least guesstimate that a not insignificant percentage of the posts here were made while the person was in a toilet, at least

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Originally Posted by toase

where is your toilet?

My bathroom. It doesn't have a tank so I'm ashamed to post it. Love that thing though. Nearly 100 years old and still kickin'

[FlamingGlobes]

[FlamingGlobes]

[FlamingGlobes]

[FoolofaTook]

I am the steward of an array of ceramic thrones which I scour and polish till they gleam like radiant stars beneath the bottoms of our hotel guests.

[FoolofaTook]

You guys want pics of all 60 thrones?

[FlamingGlobes]

Yes pls

[toase]

yes

[LaBelle]

Yes but each with their own individual shot.

For scientific purposes

[toase]

before and after


hmmm, maybe not...

[FoolofaTook]

I do one with vomit one with faecal spatter one with golden gleams of piss etc

[FoolofaTook]

There have been some bewildering spray patterns. Some boldly original rectal artists out there.

[LaBelle]

If you can think of 50 different things to depict in toilets we might have an art show on our hands.

[FoolofaTook]

Do you think we could muster 50 of...


wait for it...














YOUR MOTHERS?!?

[toase]

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[LaBelle]

I don't think there are 50 active posters to round up 50 live mothers.

[FoolofaTook]

Some mothers are bigger than others. They could count for more.

[qwerty sp]

id love to upload transporting toilet but i don't know how to.

can someone give me tips to upload on apple mac?

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Sorry I only understand pomegranate macs

[Run To Me]

Originally Posted by LaBelle

If you can think of 50 different things to depict in toilets we might have an art show on our hands.

Human beings have been making poop art for, like, decades

When I was a diaper-sporting tyke, I once opened my dirty one, and used the contents as fingerpaints for walls. My mom was patient/kind to me as an infant, so I wasn't punished, but she did erase my artworks.

All these days later, whenever I attempt art, it's hard to work escape the sensation i'm merely smearing my own offal on the walls for family, friends

[LaBelle]

Originally Posted by Run To Me

Human beings have been making poop art for, like, decades

When I was a diaper-sporting tyke, I once opened my dirty one, and used the contents as fingerpaints for walls. My mom was patient/kind to me as an infant, so I wasn't punished, but she did erase my artworks.

All these days later, whenever I attempt art, it's hard to work escape the sensation i'm merely smearing my own offal on the walls for family, friends

Hahaha I love these kinds of kid stories.

Funnily enough I have a similar one. When my sister was about 3 or 4 years old she one night started drawing on the walls with poop. I noticed cause i'm passing in the hallway to my own room and the smell hit me like a bag of bricks, it was awful. I walk inside her room and she had drawn guitars all over the walls and seemed super happy about it.

I can still remember my mom's face vividly. She never punished my sister for that either, but I could tell how mad she was at that moment.

[ohnoitsbonnie]

It's also trash. I consider poop to be trash but it's always nice to hear your opinions, poops

[ohnoitsbonnie]

In its original sense, offal refers to something that has fallen or been cast away from some process of preparation or manufacture, and it has been used to describe such things as the stalks and dust from tobacco leaves, the less valuable portions of an animal hide, the by-products of milling grain, and the viscera and trimmings of a butchered animal. The word offal, however, is not an etymological cast-off, but is an English original that arose in the late 14th century as a combination of of (the Middle English spelling of "off") and fall, aptly naming that which "falls off" or is cast aside from something else. Since the late 16th century, offal has also been used as a synonym for trash, garbage, and rubbish.

[FoolofaTook]

Poots = Pwned

[yo soy el mejor]

literally so crazy

[Elphenor]

Itt poots is the toilet

[Run To Me]

Sorry for the offal post this morning, I'll try harder

[LaBelle]

[bright_doom]

Originally Posted by LaBelle

Hahaha I love these kinds of kid stories.

Funnily enough I have a similar one. When my sister was about 3 or 4 years old she one night started drawing on the walls with poop. I noticed cause i'm passing in the hallway to my own room and the smell hit me like a bag of bricks, it was awful. I walk inside her room and she had drawn guitars all over the walls and seemed super happy about it.

I can still remember my mom's face vividly. She never punished my sister for that either, but I could tell how mad she was at that moment.

Everyday, in different ways, I am grateful for being an only child..