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Old 02-07-2017, 06:39 PM   #1
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Mine is Nat Borchers. A nearly perfect beard. #RCTID


 
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Old 02-07-2017, 06:42 PM   #2
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beard hair looks like pubic hair

 
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Old 02-07-2017, 07:30 PM   #3
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can't go past old mac with a bit of scruff on him

 
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Old 02-07-2017, 07:40 PM   #4
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that ain't no beard

 
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Old 02-07-2017, 08:10 PM   #5
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it's pre-pubescent mujahadeen facial flora

 
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Old 02-07-2017, 08:12 PM   #6
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Prof. G.E.C.

Check out the supercilious eyelids complimenting the assyrian beard.

 
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Old 02-07-2017, 10:21 PM   #7
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I like nicely trimmed beards... too scruffy looks bad.

 
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Old 02-07-2017, 10:26 PM   #8
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can't go past old mac with a bit of scruff on him
I made my family disappear!

 
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Old 02-08-2017, 12:48 AM   #9
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I like nicely trimmed beards... too scruffy looks bad.
IMO one can have both a substantial beard AND be neatly trimmed

 
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Old 02-08-2017, 12:51 AM   #10
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I like beards

 
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Old 02-08-2017, 01:00 AM   #11
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Farewell party should post a pic of himself w/ beard

 
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Old 02-08-2017, 01:06 AM   #12
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my "beard" is weaker than even mccauliflowery's.

i am 32 years old and still can't grow a beard. it's almost as if i'm sixyearsol

 
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Old 02-08-2017, 01:09 AM   #13
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Old 02-08-2017, 01:18 AM   #14
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my "beard" is weaker than even mccauliflowery's.

i am 32 years old and still can't grow a beard. it's almost as if i'm sixyearsol
#ImTheSameAsIWasWhen

 
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Old 02-08-2017, 01:19 AM   #15
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I have pretty good beard growing skills. Two years ago I stopped shaving regularly and life is better since

rn my beard is getting a bit gnarly. will trim that shit soon

 
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Old 02-08-2017, 01:29 AM   #16
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you are Jew. You have no problem with beard

 
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Old 02-08-2017, 01:31 AM   #17
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tehb0lly is a jewish as well

 
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Old 02-08-2017, 01:35 AM   #18
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apparently not real jew through mother or he'd have no beard problem

 
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Old 02-08-2017, 04:50 AM   #19
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good point. that makes sense.

 
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Old 02-08-2017, 05:15 AM   #20
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i'm a failure even as a jew

 
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Old 02-08-2017, 05:15 AM   #21
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Jews are amazing

 
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Old 02-08-2017, 05:39 AM   #22
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in edward abbey's book "the fool's progress" he reads in a bathroom stall the following quote

"they don't make jews like jesus anymore"

 
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Old 02-08-2017, 05:40 AM   #23
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i'm a failure even as a jew
its ok it could be worse at least you aren't a slav

 
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Old 02-08-2017, 05:47 AM   #24
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i'm a failure even as a jew
lol
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Old 02-08-2017, 10:12 AM   #25
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lol true true
i can't help it

 
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Old 02-08-2017, 10:29 AM   #26
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those were the days

 
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Old 02-09-2017, 07:42 PM   #27
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it wasn't the Belgians that gassed the jews. It was the Alt Right government of Germany.

 
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I've seen Triumph des Willens and, to be completely honest, it didn't really look like an alternative movement.

 
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