board crushes

[JESUSNEEDSAHIT]

i do have strong desire to put my hands on fuzzyreos but not in the sexy way

[fuzzyroes]

Jesus is like my needy little puppy dog. Always jumping on my leg, begging for attention

[teh b0lly!!1]

btw guys all the male drooling over labelle itt is pretty embarrassing, i recommend you go watch some porn, get that excitement out

[fuzzyroes]

well she's clearly the best looking woman on the boards. It would be disingenious if people deferred from saying anything

[fuzzyroes]

It would be like pretending that Elphy isn't the resident board stud

[teh b0lly!!1]

...he isn't

[fuzzyroes]

He's a good looking dude. Who would you concur is the most handsome active user?

[fuzzyroes]

I too don't intend to sound like a creep towards Labelle. We do have to realize that there's literally only like 4 other active woman users. So I'm not "e-hitting" on her in anyway. It's just the obvious truth

[JESUSNEEDSAHIT]

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

well she's clearly the best looking woman on the boards. It would be disingenious if people deferred from saying anything

it is like you hit these moments where you know you ar embarasing yourself but something in your ego is like no just keep digging

[teh b0lly!!1]

myosis posted a pic once and his eyes gazed into my soul

[fuzzyroes]

There's no embarrassment here at all buddy. There's literally only 4 or 5 other woman users. I could potentially be saying that without thinking she's attractive whatsoever.

You're the one making all these conjectures.

[redbreegull]

just to clarify, I do not have a crush on labelle. my analogy was about her relationship to netphoria, not me personally.

she is cool though

[LaBelle]

I thought this was a humorous thread

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

He's a good looking dude. Who would you concur is the most handsome active user?

Me. Numbers dont lie.

[fuzzyroes]

@Labelle: no, it was simply Reprises confession to Disco King

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

Me. Numbers dont lie.

You do have the lustrous long locks

[teh b0lly!!1]

jonny, your mind is more beautiful than your body
















....but they're both so-so if we're being honest

[FoolofaTook]

So so?

I'm a tall drink of water.

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by JESUSNEEDSAHIT

i will take absentee fathers is why black people are oppressed

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

It would be like pretending that Elphy isn't the resident board stud

Now shipping: Elphroes

[FlamingGlobes]

or fuzzynor, if you're nasty

[FlamingGlobes]

Elph is a good looking lad and all, but he's got about 60 pounds of muscle mass to gain before he can claim that title

[FlamingGlobes]

Take that to mean what you will

[FlamingGlobes]

[FoolofaTook]

Here's a sexy story: there's this killer stone-cold bitch, a truly fine ho, maybe not a 10, but definitely an 8 pushing 9, I mean she's classy and prim and proper and has long black hair and smiles a lot and stands up on the podium leading out song service and shit. so i surreptitiously stare at her from time to time with anguished yearning. but she never looks my way. why? she's too busy staring at my preaching dad, with his awful corny bible jokes and his christian anecdotes and his voluptuous vegetarian fed ass (i have no bottom sigh). i swear this babe (a TOTAL babe) hangs on to every word that comes out of his bosnian mouth.

life can be cruel

[qwerty sp]

You should have learnt these lessons in high school

[myosis]

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

btw guys all the male drooling over labelle itt is pretty embarrassing, i recommend you go watch some porn, get that excitement out

there has been no drooling that i know of, so clearly you must also have a secret crush on her. but then who doesn't?

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by qwerty sp

You should have learnt these lessons in high school

yeah I remember in 10th grade when I learned the cruel lesson that beautiful women will shun me for my fat dad

life's a biznatch right

[teh b0lly!!1]

Originally Posted by myosis

there has been no drooling that i know of, so clearly you must also have a secret crush on her. but then who doesn't?

my heart belongs to redbreegull

[redbreegull]