give us your opinion about these posters

[fuzzyroes]

How come it seems that no ladies are rocking the racing stripe anymore? Has that gone out of fashion?

[LaBelle]

I'm all for women doing whatever brings them joy and makes them feel good.
Screw the guys, your body your rules.

[D.]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

hey why do people use brother to emulate hulk hogan who is a self-proclaimed proud racist

weird huh weird crazy weird

i'm way late to this thread because i haven't posted in a bit but, uh, i have an automatic inner-cringe when white people call me "brother" like ok we are not in this together i'm not your fucking brother

[Disco King]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

i always end up with girls who wanna talk about their brazillian wax like i'm supposed to get turned on by it and i'm like don't you have any smart ass things to say about consumerism

>When she say 'Netflix & chill' but you just wanna discuss accumulation by dispossession

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by Disco King

>When she say 'Netflix & chill' but you just wanna discuss accumulation by dispossession

man, i love nan goldin.

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by D.

i'm way late to this thread because i haven't posted in a bit but, uh, i have an automatic inner-cringe when white people call me "brother" like ok we are not in this together i'm not your fucking brother

I call everyone brother, but sometimes I'll say it to a black dude, and I'll kinda think shit probably shouldn't say that

[FoolofaTook]

Wat if ur a brother in christ

?

[Trotskilicious]

POLITICORRECTNAZIS MAKE YOU FEEL THAT WAY BROTHER

[yo soy el mejor]

SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM

[redbreegull]

i'll see you in another life, brother

[LaBelle]

I get triggered when people I don't know call me 'friend'

[LaBelle]

Fascinating insight.

[Run To Me]

Originally Posted by Disco King

Yeah, I don't get why pubic hair would be a problem for anybody. Like, why.

This is the pubes thread, yeah?

Just found a single curly on my keyboard at work. Just hanging out there on the wrist cushion area, chilling like he owned the place. A number of thrillingly awful questions arise.

Was it mine? If so, how are my pubes getting out of my pants and undies? Is this something I need to look out for? Am I going to accidentally hand a pube to the checkout lady, like instead of my debit card?

If not mine, then whose? (Who's? Whom's??) Is a coworker messing with my noggin? Flirting with me, maybe?

I'm going to get to the, erm, bottom of this and report back

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by Poots

This forum is one big congealed mass of neurosis.

yes imagine that a pumpkins forum would have mentally ill people involved, and yet you keep mocking people for it. i'm not sure why you think thats ok

[Disco King]

What's funnier is that he's the chairman of the fanclub for the member who legit can't distinguish reality from delusional paranoid fantasy.

[Trotskilicious]

to poots, mental illness is a weakness to be ridiculed and either he does not think omega is ill or doesn't care because omega amuses him

[Trotskilicious]

i feel like poots had the "psychology is bullshit and everyone's got their own stuff to work out and calling it an illness makes you weak" conversation with me but i've heard it so many times the faces all blur together into one white dude with wraparound shades and a golf shirt

of course dr. poots, phd diagnosed me with "white guilt" within the last week, which is the source of all my misery

[Run To Me]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

i feel like poots had the "psychology is bullshit and everyone's got their own stuff to work out and calling it an illness makes you weak" conversation with me but i've heard it so many times the faces all blur together into one white dude with wraparound shades and a golf shirt

LOL yeah I've heard that one: "man, if people would just eat better and exercise sometimes, they wouldn't be such sad little pussies who can't leave the house without checking the stove 340 times"

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

i feel like poots had the "psychology is bullshit and everyone's got their own stuff to work out and calling it an illness makes you weak" conversation with me but i've heard it so many times the faces all blur together into one white dude with wraparound shades and a golf shirt

of course dr. poots, phd diagnosed me with "white guilt" within the last week, which is the source of all my misery

I'm weak because I'm taking my time to finish school and also on an ACA plan (if only I could just earn more money). Also something about how I'll have babies and use them for welfare money

[buzzard]

Originally Posted by Run To Me

LOL yeah I've heard that one: "man, if people would just eat better and exercise sometimes, they wouldn't be such sad little pussies who can't leave the house without checking the stove 340 times"

Really, though, it needn't be any more complex than simply bucking up.

Soon enough, one discovers that a sunny disposition will permeate.

[vixnix]

ha, that's tier 3 mental illness

Try being tier 1 - batshit crazy Christian bipolar mother with episodic psychosis mixed in, who is traumatising her kids just by being in their cursed fanny-packing little lives and should really drown them in a bathtub and then kill herself to make the world a better place after getting raped by her husband who'd rather be watching porn anyway

[FoolofaTook]

Asl?

[Disco King]

Originally Posted by Poots

I imagine the source of your misery is that you're an asshole and no one likes you.

I at first thought that you were speaking from personal experience, but then I remembered that Fuzzy likes you.

[Trotskilicious]

poots i've been gone for a year and you've been here steady playing this cooler-than-thou 'i'm too good to board here' shit, you post here all the time, nobody likes you, you're an awful person, and you have nothing to say. why would anyone hang out in a place where nobody likes you? I don't do that, even though you insist that i do.


fucking hell

[FoolofaTook]

But he does have friends. Weasel, Dade, Crackshat, Fuzzy: these are his evil allies. They are like a little subculture of hatred within a slightly less little subculture of hatred.

[FoolofaTook]

Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon, Or asked the grinning bobcat why he grinned? Can you sing with all the voices of the mountains? Can you paint with all the colors of the wind? Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?

[FoolofaTook]

I just came up with that.

[FoolofaTook]

Ur mom rides a white buffalo

[FoolofaTook]

Or I guess the white buffalo rides ur mom would of been better

huh

[Disco King]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

to poots, mental illness is a weakness to be ridiculed and either he does not think omega is ill or doesn't care because omega amuses him

He doesn't care because Omega flatters his far-right opinions. Nothing beyond that matters. It doesn't matter if Omega is sane or not, or truthful or not. If he's a fellow wingnut, then he's right by Poots. Poots will join in on our teasing of Omega when Omega is rambling about some conspiracy theory not directly related to politics (like, Prince's death was organized by the royal family or something). But when it's some political conspiracy theory that fits a right-wing narrative, Poots is all, "HOLD ON, THIS MAN SPEAKS WISDOM."

You'll notice that Poots whiteknights on Fuzzy's behalf, too. Is this because he holds Fuzzy's intelligence in high regard? Probably not. Fuzzy has the correct feelings toward Trump, so that makes all the stupid reasons he uses to justify those feelings worth defending, by Poots' estimation.