Ask FoolofaTook anything

[FoolofaTook]

i swear upon my living mother's future grave that's a true story

[ohnoitsbonnie]

My mom and dad found porn in my limewire and watched it and then my mom told me they did.

[ohnoitsbonnie]

It's p messed up. I wouldn't do that to my kid.

[FoolofaTook]

are you srs? yeesh. maybe i'm happy (kinda) that my parents are so repressed.

they would fast forward the garden scene in sound of music when the captain and maria finally give into their passions.

[ohnoitsbonnie]

I am serious. Really happy I deleted the really messed up hentai I had on there b4 they got to it. It was the pamela anderso and tommy lee sex tape and I remember my mom saying tommy lee had a big penis

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Funny in retrospect

[FoolofaTook]

heh. i've never watched a celebrity sex tape but i did make the mistake of downloading some hentai once. all i remember is that there was an alien with a green peen blossoming out of a purple vazheen. that was enough for me. lol

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Favorite porn categories?

[Run To Me]

Dad received his 1st ever porn-related spam email back in 199whenever, and decided it must have been my fault. So, he sat me down, at the tender age of like 10 or 11, and read the entire thing to me, voice thick with disgust and condemnation as he faltered over the porny details:

"Click here to taste my dirty pussy, and ram your tongue up my ass, you dirty boy. I want to feel your cock in my throat when you shoot your hot, goopy cum into my tummy."

I had never heard anything like this before. The shame was hot in my face. I can remember this moment so keenly.

[buzzard]

Is that an exact quote?

If so, it would appear that the years truly do burn.

[MyOneAndOnly]

Back in the 70s my Pa let me look at his Playboys. But Hustler was off limits cause it wasn't appropriate for young people.

[MyOneAndOnly]

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

Favorite porn categories?

T4M, F4M, M4M, MF4M, MM4M

[FoolofaTook]

This is for all ya'll who talk shit about Christian art. These are the Sulads. They are missionaries in Mindanao, the wild part of the Philippines. They slay.

[FoolofaTook]

I love blazing up and listening to them.

Nothing beats heart.

[FoolofaTook]

The lead singer/guitarist is a motherfucking tribal chieftain.



I think this one is my fav.

[MyOneAndOnly]

LOL there is no gawd

[qwerty sp]

Negritos

[teh b0lly!!1]

when i was in japan i was amazed to find out how accessible porn is. like, you go into a comic book store (which are ubiquitous), take a look around, go up to the second floor and bam, the whole floor is for porn, rustling with salarymen in suits with briefcases in their hands, leisurely flipping through the titles, as if they were shopping for groceries.

the acceptance there and lack of shame was actually quite refreshing. like, in western culture dudes go to porn shops in a raincoat, XL sunglasses and a cowboy hat. possibly fake mustache too

[buzzard]

Isn't genitalia censored, though?

[FoolofaTook]

who cares. it's all about the face anyways.

[teh b0lly!!1]

the irony is, i think what's illegal there is not masking pubic hair. but yeah.

[FoolofaTook]

see poots i am still an awful rotten nasty person on the inside

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by Poots

Everybody I've known that's been to the Philippines always talks about the constant pussy they get over there. Whores everywhere.

My dads buddy went out there in his early 50's and came back with a lovely wife in her early 20's. 20 years later they're still together

[buzzard]

I bet she cannot wait until he's dead.

[noyen]

I remember you have opinions on A Serbian Film. Enlightening ones for me because you see it from an angle I couldn't. It's a fucked up thing watching that and trying to understand as a white boy American what the point is. can you remind me what the point was? I forgot. That's my first question.

The second question is, is yr life awesome?

The third is do you ding a ding dang your dang a long ling long buttsex?

[vixnix]

Would you eat dog?

Have you eaten dog? If yes, would you do it again?

Have you ever had a pet dog?

[FoolofaTook]

If I was starving yes.

No but I've come across dog bones in barbecue pits on the shores of the South China Sea.

Yes, his name was Bobi.

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by noyen

I remember you have opinions on A Serbian Film. Enlightening ones for me because you see it from an angle I couldn't. It's a fucked up thing watching that and trying to understand as a white boy American what the point is. can you remind me what the point was? I forgot. That's my first question.

The second question is, is yr life awesome?

The third is do you ding a ding dang your dang a long ling long buttsex?

Srpski Film is extreme and fucked up. The way the Serbian government brainwashed my ppl into committing genocide on their brothers (bosnian muslims and croats) is extreme and fucked up. It is a metaphor, a fittingly HEAVY metaphor.

My life sucks but that is good because it makes it intense. Sorry if that sounds lame.

I once met a girl who wanted anal. I was on tons of dxm and really depressed so I didn't do it. Maybe someday.

[FoolofaTook]

buko time!

[LaBelle]

That looks great. Is buko just a word for coconut or is it something else entirely?

On the other hand those fake sushi rolls look really bad. The kind you'd find in a supermarket. Hopefully they were decent.