Ask FoolofaTook anything

[FoolofaTook]

and by conversation i mean brief exhange(of words not bodily fluids)

[FoolofaTook]

on a completely unrelated note last nite my dad mentioned something about adultery sapping a man's strenght and i immediately thought of dr. strangelove and "loss of essence"

i had to stifle a guffaw

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

hey rbg you are going to think i am insane but do you remember that conversation we had about jesus' name? well, i do (heh) and MY FATHER (Ph.D. in Aramaic studies of Daniel) says that Yeshua was Jesus' aramaic name while yeHOshua was his jewish name.

take that!

actually both of those forms are Hebrew

[LaBelle]

[qwerty sp]

IT BEGINS WITH AN 'I'!

[Run To Me]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

i had a mini-breakdown last evening guys. i keep thinking my dad is preaching directly to me in front of all these people. and they all know what i've done. so i told my mom. she told me i didn't have to go to any more of the meetings. then i felt super bad and had to tell my dad what i felt. he denied it all and i ended up apologizing to him and telling them all kinds of wrong things i have done.

christ on a cross.

That sounds rough.

I can relate. My dad was a much loved preacher and he called me out (gently, but still) a few times in front of his little congregation for coming to church hungover

Having a dad or parents who are religious authorities does a number on a kid, I think

fwiw if jeebus is up there, he's apparently a big fan of sinners like u n me, like, even he died for us n stuf

[Cool As Ice Cream]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

yeah. everyone knows what i've done but they are all being super nice to me.

i am just overly sensitive and weak so i whine a lot and lash out.

you've changed, man

[FoolofaTook]

yes i have cool as ass cream. the first day i wasn't thinking and i took (LAWL) a walk with my hair down. a jogger asked me if I was in guns n roses (fuzzy shoutout)

run2pee what denomination were you brought up in? so you are a pk huh. i am a pk/mk/tk hybrid (pastor's kid/missionary kid/theologian's kid) there is no hope for me.

[qwerty sp]

Maybe you could use your time away from home to clean up and start afresh when you go back

[FoolofaTook]

Yeah I can't wait to blaze up after an 8 day break.

We just did a group prayer. This what I wish I could of prayed.

Dear Jesus,
Please send me a cigarette
non menthol
preferably a marlboro 27
-Foat

[qwerty sp]

I bet you can buy a mountain of cigarettes and beer in the Philippines for just a few shekels

[FoolofaTook]

oh dude. today we took (HI HO) some back roads to the first campus we lived on. we must of passed by a score of little sari-sari (convenience) stores with signs advertising 3 cigarettes for 10 pesos. 50 pesos is a dollar.

my soul withered within. but the parents, the parents must be treated with care.

[FoolofaTook]

no weed, no cigs, no caffeine since thursday night.

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Clean living

[FoolofaTook]

it's actually kinda nice. for a little bit. but it's bad that the best part of all of this (to me) is my thc tolerance getting lowered.

pleasant to have short term memory restored tho.

[qwerty sp]

Your situation is quite odd if you don't minding my saying
Queer even

[FoolofaTook]

indeed it is. very very strange my life has been. but the good parts are awesome. i just met my best friend from childhood, vanerway (he was born in the van taking his mom to the hospital. lol pinoys!) and it was awesome. and his fiance is a massive eraserheads fan. how cool is that? we used to play with toy soldiers and conduct campaigns and shit when we were four.

[qwerty sp]

Aww
And thanks for posting those eraserheads tunes
Foreign countries have songs to uncover. It needn't be all USA/UK MOR type stuff

I like an Indonesian group, White shoes & the couples company

[Cool As Ice Cream]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

Yeah I can't wait to blaze up after an 8 day break.

ur only there for 8 days? and then back to wallawalla?

[FoolofaTook]

yup. those toilets won't clean themselves you know.

[FoolofaTook]

i am not making fun of his name. i am making fun of his username.

how is the rectal extraction of the bamboo shoots splinters coming along. betcha you'll like twice before inserting those twigs boughs and branches again.

[fuzzyroes]

Damn man, looking good!

Glad you're having a rad time

[FoolofaTook]

R u secret crushing 2?

[teh b0lly!!1]

took get the fuck off the internet man

you're in a beautiful place, cease it!

carpe diem and all that

[FoolofaTook]

Beautiful place, awful situation.

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

carpe diem and all that

now that you found it
it's gone
now that you feel it
you don't

(quite literally)

[ohnoitsbonnie]

That's because you know disgusting people

[FoolofaTook]

On the campus of the Adventist International Institute of Advanced Studies (AIIAS) you are far more likely to find chastity belts than whores, dear poots.

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Like a million islands and everyone is catholic or some other christianity. Growing up our neighbors were (and continue to be, lol) philippino. I went to sunday school with their kids and doing all kind of hood rat bobs burgers esque stunts in the neighborhood with them. I don't have any meaningful relationships with philippinos beyond that

[FoolofaTook]

i know its a generalization, but they are a cool ppl

totally unrelated but i think my dad might of just seen my avatar. lol. did i ever tell you guys about the time he caught me looking at lesbian porn and asked me if i was gay?

LOL WTF OMFG TRU STORY