Uh oh I got alcyhol in my system again

[crabshack]

Well the o-board has finally settled in comfortably, I see.

You know, with it's not-funny-but-trying-to-be-funny anecdotes

[teh b0lly!!1]

hahaha

edit: not that it needs any explanation, really, but i wasn't laughing at crabshack's post.

[crabshack]

Eat a dick, mate.

[buzzard]

I was not aware that the OBoard was known for its anecdotes of questionable comedic value.

[ohnoitsbonnie]

The flukeman of new zealand

[ilikeplanets]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

I wish there were an app or something where people could agree to meet to have casual, consensual, safe sex. I know that's what tinder is for, but despite its reputation, people have turned tinder into just another dating app with endless layers of innuendo and uncertainty about people's intentions. Is it just not possible for people to be straightforward about sex? Is it ingrained in us that we need to perform a bunch of meaningless ritual dancing before we can just do what our bodies are programmed to do?

There is and there are tons of people like that in general if you're willing to go there when you talk to them. I guess having a circle of hippies helps but its easy to be casual about sex. Just gotta try to be safe, dammit i am impulsive and like creampies too

[ohnoitsbonnie]

I just let my guy do it because he likes it. I don't care. I guess it's nice that we don't need to use a towel.

[ilikeplanets]

Pretty sure i wont get preggers though so thats 50% safe. No stds so far ...!

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

Pretty sure i wont get preggers though so thats 50% safe. No stds so far ...!

I don't understand this. The meaning isn't clear

[ilikeplanets]

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

I just let my guy do it because he likes it. I don't care. I guess it's nice that we don't need to use a towel.

Haha i do, guess B is just loaded

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

I just let my guy do it because he likes it. I don't care. I guess it's nice that we don't need to use a towel.

Let me reiterate that I have reliable (on paper) birth control and if I became pregnant I have options that ******* keeping and raising a baby. Only saying this because Ilp seems to be taking a flippant approach to her birth control

[ilikeplanets]

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

I don't understand this. The meaning isn't clear

Well the biggest dangers are unwanted pregnancies and stds, right? So i know for so im always ay least half safe since i wont get knocked up

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

Haha i do, guess B is just loaded

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

Well the biggest dangers are unwanted pregnancies and stds, right? So i know for so im always ay least half safe since i wont get knocked up

All cum erodes your soul but strangers' syphilitic spooge does so even faster. Like acid rain on limestone

[ilikeplanets]

Oh no i dont need birth control, i wont get pregnant for real. Im not flippant, just a little bummed occassionally about that. But equally safe.

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Why is it that you cannot become pregnant

[ilikeplanets]

The body wont let me, i dont work

[ohnoitsbonnie]

I'm really let down by that explanation. See you on "I didn't know I was pregnant"

[ilikeplanets]

But i work you know

[ilikeplanets]

Like "it". And oh no after ten years of unprotected sex and 15 of menstrual issues i know fo sho

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

All cum erodes your soul but strangers' syphilitic spooge does so even faster. Like acid rain on limestone

Ilp lives near a coal power plant with no scrubbers in a house made of sea shells

[ilikeplanets]

No i live on the moon

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

Like "it". And oh no after ten years of unprotected sex and 15 of menstrual issues i know fo sho

Well that's nice I guess. But I gotta ask how many years of those have been spent being unhealthy? I would just say that unless you've got a solid diagnosis, don't rule out fertility.

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Leaving this for m to find in the morning. I'm the best

[vixnix]

were you hoping for a different answer?

[ohnoitsbonnie]

No, not at all. A little bit of backstory is I always lay those negative strips there and he appreciates it

[LaBelle]

Oh 1 stripe is negative, ok.

Holding back on the congratulations bullshit.

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Congrats 2 me for not being pregnant although I did not think I was

[crabshack]

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

No, not at all. A little bit of backstory is I always lay those negative strips there and he appreciates it

The start of a brand new day. Wonderful.

[teh b0lly!!1]

brown raccoon blue heron grey feather yellow moon
it's midnight hour and i've arrived one minute too soon