I have over 10K posts now AMA

[reprise85]

fuck you redbreegull

[redbreegull]

it's like 2 people who are ardent conspiracy nut trump supporters, 1 guy who thinks he's some kind of ultra liberal but is a nasty little academic authoritarian, and 1 guy who thinks we are his pet sea monkeys

just in case that was unclear

[redbreegull]

BUT FUCK YOU ALL ANYWAY!

[redbreegull]

wish I had saved that cigarette the homeless dude gave me

[Elphenor]

Well I assume he's referring to how Trots and SJ and such would give me shit for dumb stuff I've posted

I never took it as personal malice

[redbreegull]

I've absorbed a lot of verbal berating here throughout the years. I would say I deserved 60% of it.

[Elphenor]

I will answer all the questions here I'm just getting ready to go to work right now

[ilikeplanets]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

it's like 2 people who are ardent conspiracy nut trump supporters, 1 guy who thinks he's some kind of ultra liberal but is a nasty little academic authoritarian, and 1 guy who thinks we are his pet sea monkeys

just in case that was unclear

Wait who is the sea monkey guy

[reprise85]

catherine wheel

[reprise85]

i'm assuming

[redbreegull]

fortunately none of them are all-the-time boarders, and tend to drop in and post a lot for a few days and then disappear for a bit. We're living in the era of the kindness regime now

[redbreegull]

maybe one day we can even stop making sexist jokes, but according to the dead woman scotty hopes is lesbian raped in hell, that's contrary to human nature

[ilikeplanets]

Oh jeez is that what he thinks? Well I hope Im a punk rock sea monkey.

[redbreegull]

can someone do my homework for me and find the thread from 2005 where I told netphoria I wished my girlfriend was someone more... punk rock?

I'm feeling very self-deprecating tonight

[dreams of glass]

Originally Posted by Elphenor

fast and bulbous the mascara snake

A squid in a poly-urethane bag

FAST AND BULBOUS

[dreams of glass]

LEL

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

can someone do my homework for me and find the thread from 2005 where I told netphoria I wished my girlfriend was someone more... punk rock?

I'm feeling very self-deprecating tonight

i did a quick hunt and didn't find it but here's some good titles i found

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=76061

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=87901

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=91895

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthre...22punk+rock%22

[ilikeplanets]

Wow rbg you punched a guy?

[crabshack]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

I've absorbed a lot of verbal berating here throughout the years. I would say I deserved 60% of it.

85

[redbreegull]

I just met her two weeks ago and she's the first real girlfriend I've had (I'm 16, she's 15). I found out that she has had just about every form of sex imaginable with her ex-boyfriend. Is it odd that I feel strange about this? She doesn't seem like that type at all... But it just disturbs me that she has done all this stuff at 15 years old. Do I have any reason to feel this way or am I just retarded?

....don't bother responding if you're going to tell me to fuck her.

Thanks.

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

Wow rbg you punched a guy?

yeah that's the only time I've ever seriously hit someone. The memory is fuzzy, but it was fuzzy right after too. I just remember briefly having this thought like when you look back on this how do you want to have acted and then it wasn't even like a choice. it was like an animal instinct. I hooked the guy around the neck with one arm and punched him right in the side of his fuckin head as hard as I could.

that family was fucking terrible. the mom had convinced the cops to go away previously when I got my girlfriend to call them after being assaulted. I could have gone to jail for hitting a minor. Or he could have killed me. I'm 5'8ish and he was 6'2ish and pretty muscular. I think he had never had an experience of someone hitting him back before. But the way I went absolutely out of my mind screaming in his face when he ran to the other room I think is what really scared him. I was saying shit like I'll come back here and fucking murder you and shit. It was out of control.

[ilikeplanets]

Damn. I'm glad you're away from that shit now, I think. Too much to handle. And now your dealer and boss are screaming at you. Crazy magnet

[redbreegull]

always. craziness and nonsense are just attracted to me. boss doesn't scream thankfully, she just acts nuts at me. she only screamed at the guy who quit the other day. she's so passive to me she like can't straight up tell me to do anything (although she was pulling stuff out of my hands today and acting like that makes a team effort)

[buzzard]

I came here to learn about Elphenor, but all I got was redbreegull talking about another of his handful of long-dead relationships.

[redbreegull]

Sorry, I am very focused on sex and relationships. I would say over half my mental energy goes into thinking about these things.

[ilikeplanets]

Well I asked him plenty of questions, don't blame anyone but him for slacking

[buzzard]

Sex and relationships of the past, to be specific.

There's a diem to carpe, man.

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

Sorry, I am very focused on sex and relationships. I would say over half my mental energy goes into thinking about these things.

I would say about 5% of my mental energy goes to thinking about these things. Or less. I may have attachment problems.

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by buzzard

Sex and relationships of the past, to be specific.

There's a diem to carpe, man.

sometimes it's like everything is happening simultaneously

[FlamingGlobes]

Butt stuff: yay, nay, meh or gay?