Taylor Swift is a manipulative bitch

[ilikeplanets]

If spirit shaming becomes a legit term I'm totes killing myself, lulz

[MyOneAndOnly]

Keanu LOL

[duovamp]

K-Reev would be outstanding as a bro.

[MyOneAndOnly]

he attracts so much tail that being the 8th guy in his crew would get you more than you could handle

[slunken]

Originally Posted by vixnix

Beauty isn't a physical thing for me, which is why I am attracted to Keanu vis-a-vis Brad Pitt, because Keanu is obviously deeply spiritual whereas we can see Brad is clearly not.

mic drop?

[slunken]

vixnix trolling hard

[MyOneAndOnly]

she want's to argue for realz

[duovamp]

Vix is just a Mayfuck troll account.

[Starla]

Originally Posted by vixnix

Starla said she wished she had Tay-Tay's legs and thighs, and to be young again...I was just agreeing with her, that Tay-Tay's legs were perhaps a product of youth and would be differently shaped as she aged.

I know women my age ordering waist trainers. No way will I be fitted for some Victorian looking contraption to get my waist teeny. We live in strange times, where women want teeny waists and huge fake asses. I'm just average in comparison. But as I age I do have to work harder at the weight thing, and keeping things toned up.

[duovamp]

Women should be neither seen nor heard.

[duovamp]

It's right there in the Good Book.

[yo soy el mejor]

that works out since women don't want to be around you. except your wife for whatever reason.

[yo soy el mejor]

hyuk hyuk

[Starla]

I'm sure there's something sweet about duo since someone married him, or he keeps her in the basement.��

[vixnix]

Or else the whole thing is just some terrible misunderstanding...

[duovamp]

Tricks are for whores.

[vixnix]

[ninsp]

Originally Posted by duovamp

Women should be neither seen nor heard.

when they look like the women in your avatars yes

[duovamp]

At least I have an avatar!

[redbreegull]

#savage

[duovamp]

Rekt

[redbreegull]

[redbreegull]

[redbreegull]

this is taylor swift's best in-song burn IMO what do you guys think

sophistication isn't what you wear or who you know
or pushing people down to get you where you wanna go
they didn't teach you that in prep school so it's up to me
but no amount of vintage dresses gives you dignity

[duovamp]

DRESS DISSS

[ninsp]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

whew oh man I'm a little excited now, she's hot in those pics

[redbreegull]

[duovamp]

You can never be too white, too skinny, or too blonde.

[buzzard]

Google results for "malnourished albino" did not come through with the goods.

[duovamp]

Surprised Ann Coulter didn't pop up.