Harambe the gorilla beating his terrifying chest.......in hell???

[reprise85]

C for sure but reality has a liberal bias

[teh b0lly!!1]

Originally Posted by reprise85

Might be, but totally unprovable. Moreover, it doesn't matter, because we are all we have. There is no greatest or most amazing when one species dominates like we do. We are the 1% and fuck all of the poors. BTW, when you die this all goes away and it's just like it never existed at all. we're the greatest species to have never existed.

perhaps death is all there is and the limited time in which you 'live' is only a slight lapse in the eternal state that is eternal, dark, infinite death

[butthurt]

monte to thread

[Elphenor]

But Gorrillas are really boring and not even capable of this conversation

The only reason they don't go extinct like thousands of species do every year is because it would make humans sad

[teh b0lly!!1]

keanu-whoa.jpg

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by duovamp

Also don't lie to yourselves, Harambe would kill you all if he had the chance.

yeah but not out of malice. intentions matter #notallgorillas

[Run To Me]

The harambe story is like a philosophy class puzzle, I swear I heard something just like it, I can't stop thinking about it

Disappointing but not unsurprising that so manny people are seeking/clinging to pat answers.

btw thanks for not disappointing, some really compelling takes from y'all

[teh b0lly!!1]

butthurt i hope this doesn't make your butt hurt but you were a couple of minutes late to the monte party


<---- QUICKDRAW

[duovamp]

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

monte "micropenis" lds in an ape suit

How did we go this entire thread without seeing this?! DAMMIT.

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

perhaps death is all there is and the limited time in which you 'live' is only a slight lapse in the eternal state that is eternal, dark, infinite death

this is probably very accurate. but we'll never know! just kidding this is exactly it and we do know just most of humanity can't accept it

[duovamp]

Originally Posted by reprise85

yeah but not out of malice. intentions matter #notallgorillas

The image of Harambe that Fox News doesn't want you to see

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by Run To Me

The harambe story is like a philosophy class puzzle, I swear I heard something just like it, I can't stop thinking about it

Disappointing but not unsurprising that so manny people are seeking/clinging to pat answers.

btw thanks for not disappointing, some really compelling takes from y'all

I am deliberately being the shitty person I really am on the inside I hope you guys realize. Not that what I'm saying is false but I'm taking the most depressing angle possible of it.

[teh b0lly!!1]

BREAKING NEWS: Giant Ape "Harambe" In Fact Strange Man And Known Sex Offender Jonathan Monte *IT

[teh b0lly!!1]

*information technology

[Elphenor]

Goes without saying nothing happens when you die

[duovamp]

Who do you shoot:

Harambe or MonteLDS

[buzzard]

Harambe's greatest crime was to bring about a breakdown of the fantastic relationships that have been formed on this board.

[duovamp]

THANKS HARAMBE

[reprise85]

gorillas are cool and all but did you know chimps have deferred imitation which means they probably are self aware much in the way humans are, although not having language is a big issue because a big part of how kids learn is by internalizing their own speech as they do things! the more you know!

[reprise85]

my professor actually worked with chimps and proved this! http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11957402

well he proved they have deferred imitation when raised as children or family pets in a house for several years, like toddlers basically and the rest is philosophical theory of mind stuff but still

[duovamp]

Who do you shoot:

Harambe or a self-aware chimp who runs an IT* company















*Information Technology

[teh b0lly!!1]

I'm starting to suspect Harambe opted out of a raw deal and tossed the child around to get blasted

[duovamp]

Maybe the kid was thrown in intentionally to force the zookeepers into shooting Harambe so Obama could introduce more gun control measures and take away our freedoms.

[teh b0lly!!1]

Originally Posted by duovamp

Who do you shoot:

Harambe or a self-aware chimp who runs an IT* company

*Information Technology

this is like Saw with apes

[reprise85]

here's a mostly jargon-free version of what chimps can do! https://www.qub.ac.uk/schools/Instit...d,90238,en.pdf

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by duovamp

Maybe the kid was thrown in intentionally to force the zookeepers into shooting Harambe so Obama could introduce more gun control measures and take away our freedoms.

Man Can’t Believe Obama Would Use Tragedy To Push Anti-Tragedy Agenda

[teh b0lly!!1]

twist ending: a disgruntled zoo employee with a penchant for chaos and world domination was the one who led the child into the gorilla den through a secret pre-prepared passageway

[duovamp]

I'd still shoot the gorilla though. Just something about them, man, I dunno.

[butthurt]

[buzzard]

What would this thread look like if the zookeeper that pulled the trigger was George Zimmerman?