Harambe the gorilla beating his terrifying chest.......in hell???

[vixnix]

What I love about humans is that whenever a human child needs our help, we help them.



Oh no wait, I meant whenever a human child needs our help because they're in a gorilla enclosure, we help them by killing the gorilla.

[duovamp]

Again I see someone else saying a non-white child is worth less than the life of an animal. Disgusting.

[vixnix]

Originally Posted by duovamp

I play multiple instruments.

I don't think counting your penis and testicles as three separate instruments counts, FYI. But I guess if you count your anus, technically you're correct.

[vixnix]

Not that you need a separate room for that. Unless you're unable to wait until your guests have left. Sometimes those evenings get pretty long.

[teh b0lly!!1]

hahaha

[teh b0lly!!1]

well i guess duo might have a point - we could teach gorillas to order takeaway and watch cat videos on youtube amirite?

[duovamp]

Still more valuable than living isolated in a forest pooping and eating pointlessly.

[Run To Me]

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

but... but... HUMANS!

Aw man somebody please please put him in front of a screamo band with a bunch of thin dudes with haircuts

Could make more $$$ that way than harambe ever brought in for the zoo, I know I'd pay to go see it

[duovamp]

Checkmate, Harambe.

[Elphenor]

Originally Posted by vixnix

I dunno, sounds like something somebody might have said a hundred years ago, but more like:

I don't have the same level of empathy for other races that I do for ours and I think you are a little scary if you do

This is a really stupid comparison

Like, cmon, don't waste my time

[Elphenor]

If they had shot 10 gorillas to save a baby it still would have been worth

[duovamp]

I'd pay to see that as well.

[teh b0lly!!1]

[duovamp]

But what if it's either Harambe or vixnix's baby?

[Elphenor]

this idea that humans themselves are awful is dumb when really what you hate is Capitalist society ie shopping malls and Black Friday

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by vixnix

I don't think counting your penis and testicles as three separate instruments counts, FYI. But I guess if you count your anus, technically you're correct.

sorry duo i loled

[teh b0lly!!1]

Originally Posted by Elphenor

this idea that humans themselves are awful is dumb when really what you hate is Capitalist society ie shopping malls and Black Friday

you're really not getting it

or are you trolling?

[reprise85]

You guys are missing the bigger picture.

All life on earth is meaningless and we should be happy for the Gorilla that it's free from a caged existence. Unfortunately for the child, it may have upwards of 80 years of pain left.

[Elphenor]

im not sure you have a point you surely haven't demonstrated one

[teh b0lly!!1]

i'm just having fun itt with the walmart stuff at this point, but vixnix phrased my actual point succinctly and objectively:

Originally Posted by vixnix

In terms of biodiversity, on the one hand we have a critically endangered species whose wild habitat is reducing in size every year...and on the other hand, we have a species whose incredibly large number is causing unprecedented destruction and alteration of natural environments.

So you know, if you have one fertile member of a critically endangered species holding a member of a species so numerous that it has become problematic for all life on earth, shooting the member of the critically endangered species might not be the way to go.

[Elphenor]

Humans might be the most amazing thing the known universe has to display

We are the universe experiencing itself as they say

[teh b0lly!!1]

Originally Posted by reprise85

You guys are missing the bigger picture.

All life on earth is meaningless and we should be happy for the Gorilla that it's free from a caged existence. Unfortunately for the child, it may have upwards of 80 years of pain left.

this is actually a refreshing angle on it, and somehow morbidly pleasing at that, too. thanks

[duovamp]

Yeah but Harambe's life was especially meaningless.

[duovamp]

And Harambe in particular. I've heard he's even more useless than most gorillas. Fact.

[Run To Me]

This is now a what would u pay more to c thread:

A. 10 gorillas vs 10 zoo keepers (keepers have guns but only 1 bullet each)
B. 3 kids vs 1 parent (kids get guns, parent has to change each's diapers) at 10 minutes in, a gorilla is set upon the survivors
C. capitalism vs interspecies solidarity (capitalism gets to play video games while interspecies solidarity has to explain itself on the dimmest quietest regions of haunted messageboard forums)

[duovamp]

You have two bullets, who do you shoot and eat:

Harambe or vixnix's child

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by Elphenor

Humans might be the most amazing thing the known universe has to display

We are the universe experiencing itself as they say

Might be, but totally unprovable. Moreover, it doesn't matter, because we are all we have. There is no greatest or most amazing when one species dominates like we do. We are the 1% and fuck all of the poors. BTW, when you die this all goes away and it's just like it never existed at all. we're the greatest species to have never existed.

[Elphenor]

That's why I say the known universe and maybe

And I agree with all of that

[teh b0lly!!1]

Originally Posted by Run To Me

This is now a what would u pay more to c thread:

A. 10 gorillas vs 10 zoo keepers (keepers have guns but only 1 bullet each)
B. 3 kids vs 1 parent (kids get guns, parent has to change each's diapers) at 10 minutes in, a gorilla is set upon the survivors
C. capitalism vs interspecies solidarity (capitalism gets to play video games while interspecies solidarity has to explain itself on the dimmest quietest regions of haunted messageboard forums)

d. monte "micropenis" lds in an ape suit tossed into a gorilla den and left to survive with his bare hands

[duovamp]

Also don't lie to yourselves, Harambe would kill you all if he had the chance.