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[slunken]

The internet is still the wild west if you still believe.

Like Peter Pan and his flying ability, I think.

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by slunken

tire kingdom, burger king, white castle, what else?

the saudis

[slunken]

we don't have that chain in ohio so i'll take your word for it.

[slunken]

is that like another burger joint?

[redbreegull]

well they sure dont do pulled pork

[slunken]

is that like a sex joke?

[teh b0lly!!1]

thanks that's my time

[reprise85]

eating instant ramen out of a styrofoam cup right now. humanity can be summed up in 4 freeze dried peas, 2 grams of sodium, and a cup that won't biodegrade for 500 years. 3 for a dolla, y'all

[teh b0lly!!1]

Harambe disapproves

[teh b0lly!!1]

Originally Posted by reprise85

and a cup that won't biodegrade for 500 years. 3 for a dolla, y'all

Harambe's poop would probably grow flowers and degrade naturally in less than a month.

just sayin'.

[reprise85]

lol you on fiah tonight man. i cant give you more reps but i just tried to twice in five minutes

[wHATcOLOR]

What's up everyone

[butthurt]

Originally Posted by slunken

The internet is still the wild west if you still believe.

[reprise85]

hi whatcolor.

[redbull]

Originally Posted by reprise85

3 for a dolla, y'all

you're getting ripped off

[Cool As Ice Cream]

Originally Posted by slunken

i once bought a sleeveless hooded silk robe from china

why?

[slunken]

mortal kombat, duh

[Cool As Ice Cream]

fair enough.

[teh b0lly!!1]

Originally Posted by slunken

mortal kombat, duh

sub zero or scorpion?

[redbreegull]

look at this mutant grape in my lunch

[redbreegull]

kind of looks like a pumpkin, right? #sine #machinamysterydeepens #furtherdowntherabbithole

[Cool As Ice Cream]

hiding in plane site!

[cork_soaker]

be careful

[yo soy el mejor]

i bought a dress i knew had some alterations so i said as much in my ebay ad. i provided measurements to avoid someone buying it just cause it was their numerical size and stated no refunds because i don't have time for that. as is!

anyway, it sold for ~300 and the girl wanted to send it back because it was too short and SHE ALWAYS BUYS SIZE 4 IN THAT BRAND! ebay sided with her but i filed my own dispute because i said NO REFUNDS and what she was complaining about was in the fucking ad. i guess we both got our money back because i given back the $$$ and was sent the dress.

i sold it again for another 300 or so. ah cha cha! $_$

[vixnix]

Worried about stuff I do with my kids turning them into college rapists.

I got up at 5:30am because my 7 year old got into bed and coughed loudly in my face until he fell asleep right in the middle of my side. I slept for a bit and then woke up aching head to toe, so got up. My 10 year old was in the living room supposedly getting socks because his feet were cold. Didn't trust him so checked the Mac mini browser history (it's attached to the tv). Slither.io

So I thought fuck this bullshit they can take care of themselves, and went and slept in my office. Woke up with 10 minutes to get to school and told them they could get themselves ready and we'd leave when they had dressed themselves, made their lunches etc.

My 7 year old had to be spoken to by a teacher for trying to exclude another boy from a playground game yesterday. I asked him (the 7 year old) if he knew right from wrong and he said he "forgot".

I don't have time for this shit. Fuck pouring my energy into them if they're just gonna turn around and be all "I'll do what I want". They looked so pathetic in their crumpled un-ironed uniforms.

I feel like shit. Came home and cried. I hate being hard on my kids. Because I know how shitty it made me feel, as a kid.

But maybe if I teach them now, that women don't wanna put up with their bullshit and forgive them over and over, they won't end up sticking their fingers into an unconscious girl's vagina behind a dumpster and then saying that they didn't realise they were doing anything wrong, and that the problem is college drinking culture and sexual promiscuity.

I need to find the definitive manual on how to not raise a male shithead. But I guess in the mean time, not being a servant and a doormat is probably a good start.

[Elphenor]

Slither.io

What is that

[freshfacedyouth]

http://slither.io/

[Elphenor]

Oh

Maybe you won't have to worry about your kids being rapists in college because they won't go to college

Ever think about that

[Elphenor]

There's hope

[TuralyonW3]

Originally Posted by vixnix

Worried about stuff I do with my kids turning them into college rapists.

I got up at 5:30am because my 7 year old got into bed and coughed loudly in my face until he fell asleep right in the middle of my side. I slept for a bit and then woke up aching head to toe, so got up. My 10 year old was in the living room supposedly getting socks because his feet were cold. Didn't trust him so checked the Mac mini browser history (it's attached to the tv). Slither.io

So I thought fuck this bullshit they can take care of themselves, and went and slept in my office. Woke up with 10 minutes to get to school and told them they could get themselves ready and we'd leave when they had dressed themselves, made their lunches etc.

My 7 year old had to be spoken to by a teacher for trying to exclude another boy from a playground game yesterday. I asked him (the 7 year old) if he knew right from wrong and he said he "forgot".

I don't have time for this shit. Fuck pouring my energy into them if they're just gonna turn around and be all "I'll do what I want". They looked so pathetic in their crumpled un-ironed uniforms.

I feel like shit. Came home and cried. I hate being hard on my kids. Because I know how shitty it made me feel, as a kid.

But maybe if I teach them now, that women don't wanna put up with their bullshit and forgive them over and over, they won't end up sticking their fingers into an unconscious girl's vagina behind a dumpster and then saying that they didn't realise they were doing anything wrong, and that the problem is college drinking culture and sexual promiscuity.

I need to find the definitive manual on how to not raise a male shithead. But I guess in the mean time, not being a servant and a doormat is probably a good start.

Brah he's 7... All little boys are complete assholes as they carve they social standing, will to power and whatnot. He'll be alright



Unless he loves to rape