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[Elphenor]

That sounds terrible

[buzzard]

A flare as in a flare gun?

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by Elphenor

That sounds terrible

well it's no post punk

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by buzzard

A flare as in a flare gun?

lol no a road flare silly

[buzzard]

No silver lining, then. Shame.

[redbreegull]

If I had a flare gun I would have shot myself with it like that kid in the breakfast club

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Is it just the battery? I can replace that for you next time you need it done

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

Is it just the battery? I can replace that for you next time you need it done

we'll find out. The car had an electrical failure I guess like everything turned off. stereo, lights, everything on the dash died including the speedometer lol. but the engine kept going for a bit before it conked out.

I had the exact same thing happen a few years ago and it was a combo dead battery/bad alternator

[redbreegull]

my mechanical knowledge is meager, but I believe the engine should never die once it is turned on if the alternator is working correctly. Dead alternator means the battery can't hold a charge

[redbreegull]

fack it was going in to the shop on thursday for a bunch of other shit anyway there goes my entire tax refund

[LaBelle]

Cars are evil.

Also holy shit at breaking down at an intersection and having to step outside to push it while others just speed by...

[reprise85]

that sucks rbg

[Run To Me]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

halfway home from work today I notice my windows are moving slowly and my dash lights are kind of dim. fuck. I just need the car to get me home. nope. car dies on a 2 lane road with no shoulder which is heavily trafficked by commuters. I put on my emergency signals and started motioning for people to try and go around me as I pushed the car towards the guard rail. people start honking and yelling like it's my fucking fault my car just broke down. some fucking toolbox threw a red solo cup at me.

I went to call roadside but the roadside number is not on my insurance card for some fucking reason. fortunately a cop rolls by quickly and offers to jump my car, which he does, and gives me some flares. I head on home and 2 miles from my place, the car dies again, this time in a fucking intersection for two major 3 lane roads. So I got out and started pushing the car again as people are whizzing by me like fucking psychos honking and shit. I call the insurance company and get the roadside number, and then my phone dies, like somehow went from displaying full battery to turning off immediately. what the fuck. now it's getting dark. now it's starting to rain.

my life must be a joke to amuse god

Omg drivers in Maryland are DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKS, can't imagine how scary this must've been. I mean, from my experience they'll gladly kill you with their car even when your car is working perfectly fine

[Run To Me]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

I had to go to a different beer store than usual though because I am ashamed to show my face in my usual one for a fourth time in one week

I know that feeling completely. Couldn't ever look the lady in the eye at the one 24-hour gas station near my parents house when I was trying to kill myself on booze in 2008. Started buying 30 packs of whatever beer just so i didn't have to return there every single night

[FoolofaTook]

I'm ashamed to show my face at the clinic/pharmacy.

THEY ALL KNOW

[FoolofaTook]

Rbg slow down the drinking you don't want to turn into a fuzzthrust

[Elphenor]

I had a similar experience where I hit 3 red lights on the way to work this morning it was unbearable

[Cool As Ice Cream]

yes that is similar

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by Poots

It's hard to kill yourself with beer. If you were serious you'd switch to the hard stuff.

you know not with whom you speak

tequila is my real girlfriend, but I'm not looking for a quick death. I love misery and will make things as painful as possible for myself before I shuffle off this mortal coil

[redbreegull]

I hope being dead is like looking at pictures from the Hubble telescope because that would be cool

[cork_soaker]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

I lit a flare

this part sounds fun and cool though

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

I hope being dead is like looking at pictures from the Hubble telescope because that would be cool

When Tie died I was watching him and I imagined his conscienceness went off to travel faster than th speed of light exploring the universe with his brother's soul

[myosis]

sounds like the alternator is dead

[Run To Me]

Originally Posted by cork_soaker

this part sounds fun and cool though

Like when Michael Chriton lit that flare to save the car fulla goldblum before ripping science a new asshole in his timeless classic The Lost World: Jurassic World

[Run To Me]

Gotta read that shit again was unpacking boxes of books found the limited edition movie tie-in copy of the lost world jurassic world by the timeless science author Michael chrichtin

Has a fucken hologram of a trex face on it, don't know how you're supposed to ever even stop looken at the cover to even read this bitch

[Run To Me]

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

When Tie died I was watching him and I imagined his conscienceness went off to travel faster than th speed of light exploring the universe with his brother's soul

Faster than the speed of light? Or faster than we thought we'd go, believe the sound of hope

[cork_soaker]

Originally Posted by Run To Me

believe

beneath

[Run To Me]

That there are many degrees of suicide, is 1 thing 1 learns as a fullblown chemically dependent dipsomaniac

Trust me you can kill yurself reeaaaaaaaaal nice n warm n dark n slow with enough beer

[Run To Me]

Originally Posted by cork_soaker

beneath

For real? Huh! So untr00 of me

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by Run To Me

the limited edition movie tie-in copy of the lost world jurassic world by the timeless science author Michael chrichtin

Has a fucken hologram of a trex face on it, don't know how you're supposed to ever even stop looken at the cover to even read this bitch

that book is extremely bad, you should thank the hologram