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Old 04-02-2017, 07:16 PM   #7261
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Happy Birthday, Took.

Sorry to hear about your broken handle.

 
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Old 04-02-2017, 07:17 PM   #7262
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or if you were always a bloated sack like me

 
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Old 04-02-2017, 07:17 PM   #7263
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I am peaking (sexually speaking).

Gaining weight, quit tobacco AND i am 98.3 % sure I have no scabies left.w

 
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Old 04-02-2017, 07:19 PM   #7264
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Its 1620 in the Walla Wallaen Vale.


 
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Old 04-02-2017, 07:20 PM   #7265
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that girl is gonna wreck you

 
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Old 04-02-2017, 07:21 PM   #7266
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happy birthday took! is it today?

 
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Old 04-02-2017, 07:23 PM   #7267
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She sounds rather nurturing, doesn't she?

You'll want to maintain the outward appearance of helplessness.

 
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Old 04-02-2017, 07:27 PM   #7268
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she gonna shoot a crossbow through his chest

 
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Old 04-02-2017, 07:45 PM   #7269
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It's your birthday today Took?!?!

Mines tomorrow

 
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Old 04-02-2017, 07:45 PM   #7270
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Gonna be 31 years young... Goddamn, that sounds old to read.

 
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Old 04-02-2017, 08:13 PM   #7271
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while I honestly hope it's not seriously stressing them out too much IRL, the bonnie/****** fued is pretty rich
Glad to know the abuse I went through is amusing

 
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Old 04-02-2017, 08:17 PM   #7272
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Glad to know the abuse I went through is amusing
not at all, and I don't really know anything about that

I just meant the back and forth you and ****** have now.

 
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Old 04-02-2017, 09:30 PM   #7273
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Yesenia Update:

Today I found a bag full of stuff for my kitchen. It was so heavy the handle broke half way to home. It was a birthday bag and it had and elephant celebrating with cake and candles.

I love Yesenia!!

 
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Old 04-02-2017, 09:44 PM   #7274
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I don't know how to explain it well right now sorry

 
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Old 04-02-2017, 09:53 PM   #7275
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I had a weird dream yesterday where I was cleaning my fish-tank and it was empty and then a frog emerged and jumped out, and was in my room and I was trying to capture the frog.

It's weird cause I haven't thought of, nor seen a frog or any footage of one in quite some time. Curious as it stood out so vividly I decided to search dream meanings and this came up:

Dreaming of frogs indicates things such as a potential for life changes, a prince in disguise or unexpected events. For a woman who is pregnant, or wanting a baby, dreaming of a frog is a good omen. For a man, this dream may mean that he is neglecting his health.

It's a pretty wide ranging description

 
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Old 04-02-2017, 09:54 PM   #7276
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Birthday is 4-4-84

Aries is in the skiez

 
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Old 04-02-2017, 09:55 PM   #7277
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uh oh... Specific dreams of trying to catch a frog are all bad:

To dream that you are catching a frog signifies your carelessness in watching after your health. You may have some health problems and disorders

 
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Old 04-02-2017, 09:56 PM   #7278
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Birthday is 4-4-84

Aries is in the skiez
Heh, would you look at that, our birthdays are 1 day apart.

 
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Old 04-02-2017, 09:57 PM   #7279
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I think Yesenia will adulterate with me as soon as I regain a posterior.

Hopefully the scabies don't make a comeback. What if there are a couple of survivors a sturdy hardy remnant who will breed and eventually repopulate my unmentionable parts with a new infestation?

This is like sunshine in the rain.

 
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Old 04-02-2017, 09:59 PM   #7280
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isn't it ironic
dontcha think

 
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Old 04-02-2017, 09:59 PM   #7281
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So now I share a first name with monte and a zodiacal sign with fuzzy

hallelujah!!

 
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Old 04-02-2017, 09:59 PM   #7282
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fuck man, this is not good for such a vivid dream...

Catching a frog

Catching a frog in your dream signifies facing health issues. This is a warning that you need to pay more attention to your health and well-being, before it is too late. If you do not heed this warning, you could suffer long-time illnesses which may also cause undue stress and even suffering to your loved ones, especially to your household. Take heed if you experience this vision.

 
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Old 04-02-2017, 09:59 PM   #7283
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isn't it ironic
dontcha think
You said it man!

 
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Old 04-02-2017, 10:00 PM   #7284
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fuck man, this is not good for such a vivid dream...

Catching a frog

Catching a frog in your dream signifies facing health issues. This is a warning that you need to pay more attention to your health and well-being, before it is too late. If you do not heed this warning, you could suffer long-time illnesses which may also cause undue stress and even suffering to your loved ones, especially to your household. Take heed if you experience this vision.
we keep telling you to get your life together you amphibious fuck

 
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Old 04-02-2017, 10:02 PM   #7285
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but then there's this that also applies:

A frog in your house

A vision of having a frog in your house refers to entering a highly fulfilling chapter in your life. This chapter will be filled with much joy, happiness and contentment and it could happen sometime in the near future. Maybe you have finally realized your dream of opening a business or it could be because you are getting married to the person of your dreams. Furthermore, if the frog is croaking in your dream, it means that you will receive additional news that would be encouraging to you.

 
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Old 04-02-2017, 10:02 PM   #7286
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This will end in tears
I dont mind as long as there is a lot of hot sex before the ending n tears.

tbh

 
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Old 04-02-2017, 10:04 PM   #7287
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Even if the hot sex is ended by the tears?

 
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Old 04-02-2017, 10:06 PM   #7288
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I dont mind as long as there is a lot of hot sex before the ending n tears.

tbh

 
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Old 04-02-2017, 10:11 PM   #7289
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Even if the hot sex is ended by the tears?
You mean we'd become so overwhelmed by our erotic fires that a storm of weeping would engulf us flooding and extinguushing the aforementioned erotic fires?

 
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Old 04-02-2017, 10:12 PM   #7290
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HOT DAMN I'M PEAKING

 
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