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freshfacedyouth · 12-26-2016, 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

Every time I see your avatar I feel like taking a crowbar to your face.

caic to thread

expand my avi please

MyOneAndOnly · 12-26-2016, 01:09 PM

So i guess that Hallelujah is a christmas song now. WTF?

has anybody read the lyrics?

Elphenor · 12-26-2016, 11:31 PM

Girl from China moved away to college I cry too cool for me

Cool As Ice Cream · 12-27-2016, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by freshfacedyouth

caic to thread

expand my avi please

LaBelle · 12-27-2016, 09:49 AM

I threw a burger at an employee's face at mcdonald's once a few years ago. The bacon in it was bad, there were missing ingredients and the bread was stiff. When I went to complain about it and ask for a new one, the guy had the guts to say "you can't expect every burger to be the same as the picture", I just lost it.

Unfortunately that meant I got no refunds or replacement burger

FoolofaTook · 12-27-2016, 09:58 AM

If you were in Michigan they would have charged you with assault

LaBelle · 12-27-2016, 11:11 AM

Then THAT would be cool.

"watch out, she's DEADLY with a hamburger!"

reprise85 · 12-27-2016, 11:40 AM

it would be battery, not assault. assuming you hit him

/pedantic

teh b0lly!!1 · 12-27-2016, 12:28 PM

it could also be considered hamburgerobbery

someone please help me my dad jokes are getting worse at a frightening pace : (

Elphenor · 12-27-2016, 01:28 PM

Knocked that Dollar General job interview outta the park

If I spend more than a week not working I go nuts I'm so excited for this

Elphenor · 12-27-2016, 01:30 PM

I have this terrible pain in my throat right now though and idk what to do about it

Eating bacon whopper in celebration

D. · 12-27-2016, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottytheoneand

So i guess that Hallelujah is a christmas song now. WTF?

has anybody read the lyrics?

Yeah i just noticed this too. At work we have a business acct w pandora and it was under the holiday faves or whatever.

D. · 12-27-2016, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

If you were in Michigan they would have charged you with assault

I got hit with a class a felony 1st degree assault but i also allegedly used something more solid than a hamburger.

LaBelle · 12-27-2016, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D.

I got hit with a class a felony 1st degree assault but i also allegedly used something more solid than a hamburger.

If only you'd seen that hamburger.

D. · 12-27-2016, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LaBelle

If only you'd seen that hamburger.

reprise85 · 12-27-2016, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D.

I got hit with a class a felony 1st degree assault but i also allegedly used something more solid than a hamburger.

damn it says on google that can get you 10-30 years? holy shit. this person you allegedly assaulted must have been really hurt

D. · 08:06 PM

FoolofaTook · 12-27-2016, 07:33 PM

I wonder who the next phorian felon will be. Hmm.

When there are enough of us we can form a brotherhood of rogues the Phorian Felons or something of that sort.

FoolofaTook · 12-27-2016, 07:34 PM

What did you allegedly use d?

D. · 02:52 AM

LaBelle · 12-27-2016, 09:07 PM

Just prepped and sent my resume for a new job. Fingers crossed, hope I get called for an interview.

Run To Me · 12-27-2016, 09:09 PM

With any luck you'll have all new workplace pet peeves of the day

Run To Me · 12-27-2016, 09:11 PM

My head sends a message for me
to reach for my shoes then walk
Gotta go to work, gotta go to work, gotta have a job
Goes through the parking lot fields
Doesn't see no signs that they will yield
And then thought, this'll never end
This'll never end, this'll never stop

-Isaac Brock

redbreegull · 12-27-2016, 09:49 PM

Just found a wallet outside, license reveals the owner to be a stunningly beautiful woman who managed to look hot in her driver's license mug shot. Her address is not this neighborhood, about 6 miles away. No phone number that I can see anywhere. A receipt reveals she just bought a menorah though.

redbreegull · 12-27-2016, 09:50 PM

Trying to find her on FB. I don't want to just show up at her door

redbreegull · 12-27-2016, 10:01 PM

I was trying to think of some way I could spin this into a date but I am too pathetic to pull that off

redbreegull · 12-27-2016, 10:01 PM

and kind of drunk because I haven't eaten all day and just had half a margarita

vixnix · 12-27-2016, 10:02 PM

or you could hand it in to your local police station, I guess.

If she really is stunningly beautiful, she is probably used to creepy strangers using any excuse to get close to her, and you don't want to get lumped in with that group of men, in her life. The random guy who found her wallet and now knows where she lives. That might frighten her.

Be an anonymous do gooder and stay in the shadows and know that you have caused her no harm.

coldestrose · 12-27-2016, 10:05 PM

No, just show up. If she invites you in it's like the start of a porno. There's like a 67% chance you could get laid out of this scenario, although that number is probably a bit generous but i"m a decent way through a bottle of wine so fuck it

redbreegull · 12-27-2016, 10:06 PM

found her on FB, I was just friendly and said hey I found your wallet on the ground! let me know how I can get it back to you

12-27-2016, 06:28 PM	#3227
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,063	. Last edited by D. : 12-27-2016 at 08:06 PM.

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12-26-2016, 01:09 PM	#3212
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 21,955	So i guess that Hallelujah is a christmas song now. WTF? has anybody read the lyrics?

12-26-2016, 11:31 PM	#3213
Elphenor Braindead Location: Shivers Posts: 16,139	Girl from China moved away to college I cry too cool for me

12-27-2016, 09:49 AM	#3215
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,058	I threw a burger at an employee's face at mcdonald's once a few years ago. The bacon in it was bad, there were missing ingredients and the bread was stiff. When I went to complain about it and ask for a new one, the guy had the guts to say "you can't expect every burger to be the same as the picture", I just lost it. Unfortunately that meant I got no refunds or replacement burger

12-27-2016, 09:58 AM	#3216
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	If you were in Michigan they would have charged you with assault

12-27-2016, 11:11 AM	#3217
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,058	Then THAT would be cool. "watch out, she's DEADLY with a hamburger!"

12-27-2016, 11:40 AM	#3218
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 31,891	it would be battery, not assault. assuming you hit him /pedantic

12-27-2016, 12:28 PM	#3219
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	it could also be considered hamburgerobbery someone please help me my dad jokes are getting worse at a frightening pace : (

12-27-2016, 01:28 PM	#3220
Elphenor Braindead Location: Shivers Posts: 16,139	Knocked that Dollar General job interview outta the park If I spend more than a week not working I go nuts I'm so excited for this

12-27-2016, 01:30 PM	#3221
Elphenor Braindead Location: Shivers Posts: 16,139	I have this terrible pain in my throat right now though and idk what to do about it Eating bacon whopper in celebration

12-27-2016, 07:33 PM	#3228
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	I wonder who the next phorian felon will be. Hmm. When there are enough of us we can form a brotherhood of rogues the Phorian Felons or something of that sort.

12-27-2016, 07:34 PM	#3229
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	What did you allegedly use d?

12-27-2016, 09:07 PM	#3231
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,058	Just prepped and sent my resume for a new job. Fingers crossed, hope I get called for an interview.

12-27-2016, 09:09 PM	#3232
Run To Me Minion of Satan Location: Where the frog spoils the leaf Posts: 5,992	With any luck you'll have all new workplace pet peeves of the day

12-27-2016, 09:11 PM	#3233
Run To Me Minion of Satan Location: Where the frog spoils the leaf Posts: 5,992	My head sends a message for me to reach for my shoes then walk Gotta go to work, gotta go to work, gotta have a job Goes through the parking lot fields Doesn't see no signs that they will yield And then thought, this'll never end This'll never end, this'll never stop -Isaac Brock

12-27-2016, 09:49 PM	#3234
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027	Just found a wallet outside, license reveals the owner to be a stunningly beautiful woman who managed to look hot in her driver's license mug shot. Her address is not this neighborhood, about 6 miles away. No phone number that I can see anywhere. A receipt reveals she just bought a menorah though.

12-27-2016, 09:50 PM	#3235
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027	Trying to find her on FB. I don't want to just show up at her door

12-27-2016, 10:01 PM	#3236
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027	I was trying to think of some way I could spin this into a date but I am too pathetic to pull that off

12-27-2016, 10:01 PM	#3237
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027	and kind of drunk because I haven't eaten all day and just had half a margarita

12-27-2016, 10:02 PM	#3238
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,035	or you could hand it in to your local police station, I guess. If she really is stunningly beautiful, she is probably used to creepy strangers using any excuse to get close to her, and you don't want to get lumped in with that group of men, in her life. The random guy who found her wallet and now knows where she lives. That might frighten her. Be an anonymous do gooder and stay in the shadows and know that you have caused her no harm.

12-27-2016, 10:05 PM	#3239
coldestrose Demi-God Location: Somewhere, I'm sure Posts: 317	No, just show up. If she invites you in it's like the start of a porno. There's like a 67% chance you could get laid out of this scenario, although that number is probably a bit generous but i"m a decent way through a bottle of wine so fuck it

12-27-2016, 10:06 PM	#3240
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027	found her on FB, I was just friendly and said hey I found your wallet on the ground! let me know how I can get it back to you