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ohnoitsbonnie · 12-15-2016, 03:23 PM

How many miles you drive this year, Elphe?

ohnoitsbonnie · 12-15-2016, 03:34 PM

Why'd I send myself this email in 2015? I don't remember it at all

cork_soaker · 12-15-2016, 03:45 PM

seems obvious enough to me

Elphenor · 12-15-2016, 03:46 PM

I think you should investigate trash can russling

yo soy el mejor · 12-15-2016, 03:51 PM

everyday i'm russlin'

yo soy el mejor · 12-15-2016, 03:52 PM

i got an uncle named rustle

cork_soaker · 12-15-2016, 03:53 PM

uncle russ

cork_soaker · 12-15-2016, 03:53 PM

we hardly knew ye

ohnoitsbonnie · 12-15-2016, 04:34 PM

Haha you guys guess what it was? Me moving around my house!

SuckSuckStyle · 12-15-2016, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

That isn't funny. If you are too nervous to drive well then you need to work on or find other means of travel.

the fuck?

ilikeplanets · 12-15-2016, 05:23 PM

Winter is serious business over here, I finally caved and started wearing shoes.

ohnoitsbonnie · 12-15-2016, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuckSuckStyle

the fuck?

What?

ilikeplanets · 12-15-2016, 05:33 PM

In case anyone was wondering, I found a place to live a few weeks ago. I have 5 housemates beyond my husband but we're spread out over three floors so it doesn't feel crowded at all. Nice people too.

ohnoitsbonnie · 12-15-2016, 05:34 PM

redbreegull · 12-15-2016, 10:26 PM

what up ILP you missed when jesustakesashit ate a bag of cocaine he found on the road

teh b0lly!!1 · 12-15-2016, 10:40 PM

it might as well have been baby powder or something

FoolofaTook · 12-15-2016, 10:42 PM

Salt. Once I bought a line of salt in Camden. I snorted it. My eye bled tears.

I did not get high.

redbreegull · 12-15-2016, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

it might as well have been baby powder or something

he said his face felt numb I think so probably not baby powder

teh b0lly!!1 · 12-15-2016, 11:13 PM

was it ascertained in that thread that coke usage causes numbness?

i got as far as the cops rubbing it on their gums post

crabshack · 12-15-2016, 11:19 PM

brutechinasky · 12-16-2016, 04:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

Salt. Once I bought a line of salt in Camden. I snorted it. My eye bled tears.

I did not get high.

Your blood pressure probably did

FoolofaTook · 12-16-2016, 08:30 AM

My nostril experienced a very curious sensation.

ohnoitsbonnie · 12-16-2016, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

Salt. Once I bought a line of salt in Camden. I snorted it. My eye bled tears.

I did not get high.

Good ol camden

FoolofaTook · 12-16-2016, 11:27 AM

20 Pounds. For a line of salt.

It was a sad train ride back to Berkshire.

FoolofaTook · 12-16-2016, 11:27 AM

On the other hand I made a junkie very very happy.

FoolofaTook · 12-16-2016, 11:28 AM

So it guess it all worked out to the glory of god.

reprise85 · 12-16-2016, 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

was it ascertained in that thread that coke usage causes numbness?

i got as far as the cops rubbing it on their gums post

coke def causes numbness

ohnoitsbonnie · 12-16-2016, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

20 Pounds. For a line of salt.

It was a sad train ride back to Berkshire.

Good ol berkshire

teh b0lly!!1 · 12-16-2016, 12:09 PM

i was sorta invited to this guy's birthday party at a restaurant that i don't even know, and that i didn't know have a birthday. i basically just joined in on a dinner invite.

everybody there was of the fucking worst foreigner type variety in china, looking like they came out of some fucking fashion catalog and talking loudly about their endeavors and whatever. like there was some ultra confident half-black dude there by the name of Andy who wore a suit and semi raped every female he greeted hello with this fierce grabbing and kissing on the cheek. then there were a slew of german dudes there who had these ultra chic haircuts and wore designer sweaters and basically kept busy embodying the definition of 'giant clit' throughout the night. and let us not forget Travis, the guy from San Fransisco who teaches golf for a goddamn living. what a bunch of caricatures.

i had the most mediocre dinner of my life, in this revolving table share-the-dishes style restraurant, and everybody just kept ordering more and more dishes even when nobody was eating, and i ended up pretty much being forced to pay more than three times what i intended to spend that night, just to not be that guy who makes a scene and demands to divide the bill by 'who had what'. what a rotten night. fuck people. i should have stayed in my goddamn apartment and jerked off and watch 'king of the hill' before falling asleep. seriously i hate ppl don't even know why i bother trying to engage sometimes. all these anxieties will never go away and just the goddamn sight of people like that makes me wanna puke. i am drunk btw sorry for this horrendous post ok bye.

Elphenor · 12-16-2016, 12:16 PM

I recommend not going to boring dinners and shit go to a concert and eat a bag of chips on the way

12-15-2016, 05:34 PM	#3044
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12-15-2016, 03:23 PM	#3031
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,383	How many miles you drive this year, Elphe?

12-15-2016, 03:34 PM	#3032
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,383	Why'd I send myself this email in 2015? I don't remember it at all

12-15-2016, 03:45 PM	#3033
cork_soaker full of longing Posts: 11,181	seems obvious enough to me

12-15-2016, 03:46 PM	#3034
Elphenor Braindead Location: Shivers Posts: 16,139	I think you should investigate trash can russling

12-15-2016, 03:51 PM	#3035
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	everyday i'm russlin'

12-15-2016, 03:52 PM	#3036
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	i got an uncle named rustle

12-15-2016, 03:53 PM	#3037
cork_soaker full of longing Posts: 11,181	uncle russ

12-15-2016, 03:53 PM	#3038
cork_soaker full of longing Posts: 11,181	we hardly knew ye

12-15-2016, 04:34 PM	#3039
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,383	Haha you guys guess what it was? Me moving around my house!

12-15-2016, 05:23 PM	#3041
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	Winter is serious business over here, I finally caved and started wearing shoes.

12-15-2016, 05:33 PM	#3043
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	In case anyone was wondering, I found a place to live a few weeks ago. I have 5 housemates beyond my husband but we're spread out over three floors so it doesn't feel crowded at all. Nice people too.

12-15-2016, 10:26 PM	#3045
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027	what up ILP you missed when jesustakesashit ate a bag of cocaine he found on the road

12-15-2016, 10:40 PM	#3046
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	it might as well have been baby powder or something

12-15-2016, 10:42 PM	#3047
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	Salt. Once I bought a line of salt in Camden. I snorted it. My eye bled tears. I did not get high.

12-15-2016, 11:13 PM	#3049
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	was it ascertained in that thread that coke usage causes numbness? i got as far as the cops rubbing it on their gums post

12-15-2016, 11:19 PM	#3050
crabshack Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,177

12-16-2016, 08:30 AM	#3052
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	My nostril experienced a very curious sensation.

12-16-2016, 11:27 AM	#3054
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	20 Pounds. For a line of salt. It was a sad train ride back to Berkshire.

12-16-2016, 11:27 AM	#3055
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	On the other hand I made a junkie very very happy.

12-16-2016, 11:28 AM	#3056
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	So it guess it all worked out to the glory of god.

12-16-2016, 12:09 PM	#3059
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	i was sorta invited to this guy's birthday party at a restaurant that i don't even know, and that i didn't know have a birthday. i basically just joined in on a dinner invite. everybody there was of the fucking worst foreigner type variety in china, looking like they came out of some fucking fashion catalog and talking loudly about their endeavors and whatever. like there was some ultra confident half-black dude there by the name of Andy who wore a suit and semi raped every female he greeted hello with this fierce grabbing and kissing on the cheek. then there were a slew of german dudes there who had these ultra chic haircuts and wore designer sweaters and basically kept busy embodying the definition of 'giant clit' throughout the night. and let us not forget Travis, the guy from San Fransisco who teaches golf for a goddamn living. what a bunch of caricatures. i had the most mediocre dinner of my life, in this revolving table share-the-dishes style restraurant, and everybody just kept ordering more and more dishes even when nobody was eating, and i ended up pretty much being forced to pay more than three times what i intended to spend that night, just to not be that guy who makes a scene and demands to divide the bill by 'who had what'. what a rotten night. fuck people. i should have stayed in my goddamn apartment and jerked off and watch 'king of the hill' before falling asleep. seriously i hate ppl don't even know why i bother trying to engage sometimes. all these anxieties will never go away and just the goddamn sight of people like that makes me wanna puke. i am drunk btw sorry for this horrendous post ok bye.

12-16-2016, 12:16 PM	#3060
Elphenor Braindead Location: Shivers Posts: 16,139	I recommend not going to boring dinners and shit go to a concert and eat a bag of chips on the way