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[yo soy el mejor]

ya, i can't decide what's more detestable in my drink - that or pulp.

[Elphenor]

Oh Boba tea is goddamn delicious

[duovamp]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

western/white palates, i thought, love gelatin and jams and custards and pies with gooey centers and cobblers (barf to all that).

>names a bunch of sweet gelatins

Okay thanks for playing.

[duovamp]

Tapioca "pearls" are starchy. Just because you associate them with tapioca pudding it doesn't mean they taste like tapioca pudding. God.

[duovamp]

And no, western does not mean white you racist pig. But it's funny how you immediately start attacking people with your spice comment at complete random as though that adds something to your absurd and wrong point.

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by duovamp

Tapioca "pearls" are starchy. Just because you associate them with tapioca pudding it doesn't mean they taste like tapioca pudding. God.

they're made of tapioca starch so some people call them tapioca balls. no one called them pudding.

[slunken]

reminds me of when this guy i worked with said something about 'ya'll don't know about no collared greens' but later he privately admitted he hasn't had collared greens in over 20 years because it was his mom who made them.

i laffed.

[slunken]

#slunkenstupidanecdote

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by duovamp

>names a bunch of sweet gelatins

Okay thanks for playing.

says the guy who said that western pallets can't handle gelatin and savory right after i said tapioca balls are guhross. talk about non sequiturs.

i was saying you are wrong - western pallets love gelatin and here are some things they love. you were saying, based on my statement, that "it's cute how western people's pallets can't handle savory and gelatinous. It scares them."

[slunken]

custard filled donuts are one of my secret pleasures.

they don't last.

yet, what does?

[duovamp]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

says the guy who said that western pallets can't handle gelatin and savory right after i said tapioca balls are guhross. talk about non sequiturs.

i was saying you are wrong - western pallets love gelatin and here are some things they love. you were saying, based on my statement, that "it's cute how western people's pallets can't handle savory and gelatinous. It scares them."

None of those things are savory, you racist pig.

[yo soy el mejor]

you do not have a western pallet, slunken. that's very cool. you keep it real.

[duovamp]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

you do not have a western pallet, slunken. that's very cool. you keep it real.

Obviously doesn't know the definition of savory. At. All.

[duovamp]

THIS JELLY IS SO SALTY MMMMM.

[duovamp]

MORE SALT IN THE CUSTARD PLEASE.

[duovamp]

What an ignorant cunt. Fuck off ****. God you're stupid.

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by duovamp

None of those things are savory, you racist pig.

yah. i mentioned savory and gelatinous independently. you didn't. tapioca balls are not savory and only tapioca balls were brought up.

It's cute how western people's pallets can't handle savory and gelatinous. It scares them.

boba tea isn't savory. or you mean western palates can't "handle" gelatin or savory? that's weird because western/white palates, i thought, love gelatin and jams and custards and pies with gooey centers and cobblers (barf to all that).

[yo soy el mejor]

haha, duovamp. you're dumb. i'm not.

[duovamp]

Just stop while you're way behind. I feel bad embarrassing you because I don't really gain anything from it.

[yo soy el mejor]

ditto

[yo soy el mejor]

person 1: i don't like boba tea/tapioca balls
person 2: western pallets can't handle savory and gelatinous.
person 1: you mean savory OR gelatinous? because boba tea is not both. western pallets like custard, jellies, jams, cobblers.
person 2: ;_; none of those things are savory, you stupid cunt!

oy vey.

[duovamp]

If I say "savory and gelatinous" why the fuck would it be one OR the other? Stupid. Just so stupid. Defenselessly, painfully stupid.

[yo soy el mejor]

god you're stupid. etc...etc..

[slunken]

Originally Posted by duovamp

If I say "savory and gelatinous" why the fuck would it be one OR the other? Stupid. Just so stupid. Defenselessly, painfully stupid.

think of this in banker terms - if you said you'll give someone 1000 dollars and 100 dollars - the typical non-banker imbecile will assume they're going to get 1100 dollars.

[slunken]

whereas 1000 OR 100 dollars is quite a difference. That's the only thing i can surmise from all this.

[slunken]

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by slunken

whereas 1000 OR 100 dollars is quite a difference. That's the only thing i can surmise from all this.

sure. and 'western pallets cannot handle savory AND gelatinous' is a nonsensical response to 'i do not like boba tea because tapioca balls are guhroos'.

you get what you give.

[duovamp]

There are so many examples of savory foods in western culture. And there are so many examples of gelatinous foods. So... why did your brain assume it would be "or" when that is so clearly not true in the first place? I don't get it.

[yo soy el mejor]

my only advice is to choose your words more wisely next time or else you might not get the response you're after.

[duovamp]

No, you're the one who can't comprehend the difference between "and" and "or" apparently.