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[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

i'm actually of the opinion that farting around your spouse should be avoided as much as possible

Couples That Are Comfortable Talking About Poop Are The Happiest Couples


one time my ex had this monster poop when we were staying at her parents house and she couldn't get it to flush no matter what. She reluctantly asked for my help after awhile and was so embarrassed and flustered she had tears in her eyes. After a few minutes with the plunger I realized that more drastic measures were needed... we couldn't really think what else to try so we wound up retrieving a stick from outside and trying to break the poop so it would go down. the experience ended with both of us sitting on the bathroom floor laughing so hard we couldn't breathe. it was definitely a bonding experience

[ilikeplanets]

Chinese oven? I've always heard it called Dutch oven. Can you just call it anything you want?? Hmm

[buzzard]

How many more experiences with shit would have strengthened the bond enough that it never broke, do you think?

[redbreegull]

ow my feelings

[vixnix]

I've been with my husband for 12 years now...in 12 years, sleeping in the same bed every single night, give or take a few weeks here and there...you can't avoid every single incident where someone farts in bed. Especially after kids, when you're both completely, utterly exhausted.

Oh plus, labour. Where the woman is totally naked with her privates completely on display and a baby's head covered in blood is stretching them open. I mean after that farts are just an annoyance.

And yeah, it's always been a dutch oven to me...

[fuzzyroes]

letting one rip in bed is something that becomes unavoidable after a long period of time together cause you end up doing it in your sleep or without even thinking about it... But that's different from a loved one just letting one rip for the hell of it. I agree with B0lly... that's something that should be avoided if you can. Huge turn off

[vixnix]

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

letting one rip in bed is something that becomes unavoidable after a long period of time together cause you end up doing it in your sleep or without even thinking about it... But that's different from a loved one just letting one rip for the hell of it. I agree with B0lly... that's something that should be avoided if you can. Huge turn off

Has somebody turned you off with their farts, or are you just imagining that if one of the girls in the vids you pornbate to was actually with you, and she farted and laughed, you would go limp in your own hand. Just wondering...

[fuzzyroes]

I've never actually been with a romantic interest and had her just let one purposely rip in front of me. I've seen it happen with friends partners and I always think it's a little gross.

[fuzzyroes]

Now that I think of it, maybe it has: and I think I'm usually "you're fucking gross!"

[vixnix]

Do you watch anal porn vids though?

[reprise85]

everybody farts

[vixnix]

Well I just wonder, if he finds farts gross, but he likes anal vids, I mean that's a bit hypocritical don't you reckon...

[vixnix]

Like if a girl farts he's like 'you're gross' but if she's like 'fuck me in it' he's like ohhhhh yeaaaahhh I mean...that would be weird, no?

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by vixnix

Do you watch anal porn vids though?

not on the regular, never personally understood the fetish of it

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by reprise85

everybody farts

Yeah, but theres a difference of just letting it rip for the hell of it all of the time when you're with a romantic partner

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by vixnix

Like if a girl farts he's like 'you're gross' but if she's like 'fuck me in it' he's like ohhhhh yeaaaahhh I mean...that would be weird, no?

farting happens and it's a none story, but then theres just like letting it rip without giving a shit

[vixnix]

no fart could be as gross as you

[vixnix]

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

not on the regular, never personally understood the fetish of it

so just, every now and then

[vixnix]

you guys make me lol

[Disco King]

I can't even deal with potty humour. I never liked hanging out with brodudes because their sense of humour often involves passing wind in when you're in the car together. To me, that is like insulting my family.

[teh b0lly!!1]

vixnix, i don't watch anal porn and i think farts shouldn't really be a part of a relationship.
i mean, it's cool to go like 'i gotta take a poop' or something, but actually farting (and even worse - doing it regularly) in front of your partner devalues them romantically and sexually, at least to me.

i have a friend who's constantly farting around his wife and talks about the giant shits he took that day and all that stuff (one of his fav subjects. yes, i know) - like, during dinners, under the covers at night, just sitting around in their living room. i don't see that as a positive thing for a relationship in which you're supposed to see the other person as sexy

[reprise85]

I talk about poop in the abstract with people, but not about my shits directly. Is that ok? I'll be like, dude my cats poops a lot (as in, big poops), it's amazing fer real.

[Disco King]

Animal excretion seems less gross to talk about than human excretion. Maybe because we're supposed to handle that stuff. I mean, dog shit is pretty much as gross as human shit, but rabbits, they are so admirable and clean. Come to think of it, I don't even know what cat shit looks like (won't Google it).

[vixnix]

I don't really care one way or the other when it comes to farts. I think they're disgusting and I hate other people farting around me, it makes me feel sick. But I've been worn down - two brothers, two long term boyfriends, a husband and now two sons. I just stand no chance in the war against farts. It used to really piss me off when my husband farted in the kitchen. To me that seems totally disgusting because I prepare food there. I've screamed at him enough that he doesn't do that any more though.

I dunno. I don't see how you can go on thinking that someone farting is gross, after like 6-7 years with them, living with them every day. It's neither here nor there, it's just part of life. Except in the kitchen or at the table. Those two places just make my blood boil and my husband and sons for some reason respect that boundary.

As for seeing people as sexy, if you're straight and end up having children, you'll have bigger fish to fry in that department, than poop talk and farts. There's so much frustration and resentment and so many triggers for childhood trauma, a fart could end up being the levity that allows for reconnection, after she's finished crying and listing all of your faults and blaming you for her unbearable isolation and suffering.

And I have a rabbit, and they eat their own shit. The stuff they eat is oily and dense and full of their pheromones and smells like musky rabbit...their other poop, the little round dry balls, they're fine. But the urine oh my GOSH. Ammonia city. The smell is truly stifling.

[Run To Me]

I grew up in a household with a farty dad who sort of set the tone and eventually we were all farting and cracking up about it. I don't remember smelling them, I just remember laughing at the sounds.

But I've never ripped gas at any romantic interests, and am disturbed at my friends who do it to their GFs

I mean there's farts, and then there's farts, though. Like if you eat pretty healthy, don't eat too much, don't continually eat meaty greasy spicy belly bombs, or have like a lactose allergy, most farts aren't gonna be room-clearers. But if you do, and you know it's gonna be a hot one, and u let er rip just 4 fun: c'mon thats rude

[reprise85]

my dad farted a lot. like he made a thing of it. he'd even sing a few notes and use a fart as the last one in the pattern.

always hated it

[Starla]

A man hasn't lived until a woman has farted his in face during cunnilingus. Happy Easter all! Stay safe, Teh Bolly.

[slunken]

Originally Posted by Starla

A man hasn't lived until a woman has farted his in face during cunnilingus. Happy Easter all! Stay safe, Teh Bolly.

[slunken]

Do you pretend it didn't happen or do you address it?

[Disco King]

My mother finds fart humour funny and will pass gas and will laugh about it. It just kind of offends me because it takes minimal energy to just excuse yourself to another room if you need to. When people don't do that, it just shows a lack of respect for others' personal space to me.

My dad is worse because he's not doing it as a "funny" thing, he just doesn't give a fuck and will pass gas in front of you and just say "excuse me" as if that sort of thing is just like coughing or sneezing. I dunno, he has a lot of kinda narcissistic qualities, and I've heard narcissists can often just burp and pass wind in front of people because they aren't embarrassed and they think people ought to just sit through that and accept it.