Worst Shit Boarder

[ninsp]

Originally Posted by Poots

can you imagine being owned by scotty? We can't rule out canine suicide.

His dog, Billy, sadly looks at his empty food bowl and lets out a low bark.
Scott looks up, dismayed and angry. "I will not have that kind of body shaming in this house."

[ninsp]

Originally Posted by Poots

"You're a little fascist shit. How dare you hump that other dog. Are you sure of its gender? I know it has a dog pussy, but that doesn't mean you get to fuck it unless it identifies as a bitch. Did you bother asking or did you just go in with your little wang slapping around like the patriarchial male that you are. Go sit in the snow until your balls freeze off"

I laughed entirely way too hard at this.

[teh b0lly!!1]

ragging on scott is usually fair game but losing a dog is like losing family. stop being fucking assholes

[ninsp]

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

ragging on scott is usually fair game but losing a dog is like losing family. stop being fucking assholes

I'm an asshole. I thought this was clear.

[hnibos]

And creepy with that long monologue

[MyOneAndOnly]

Originally Posted by ninsp

I'm an asshole. I thought this was clear.

No. You aren't an asshole. You are a dick. Which is worse because it involves not only cruelty, but stupidity as well.

[Elphenor]

He is still incredibly butthurt over netphorias rejection of his dumb opinions on Hilary Clinton

Everything he's posted since has been some sort of lame personal attack

[MyOneAndOnly]

This is like listening to a retard version of Nimrod. Nimrod is an asshole. You can call him a lot of things but the guy isn't stupid. Deluded, maybe, but not stupid. That's a common theme among right wing men who are self described good earners. Smart, privileged, asshole. So this lame troll rant reminds me of the time nimrod ranted in a similar fashion and then shut up when he found out I made more money than he does. A big part of his boarding persona was that he was a success in the capitalist system and everyone else at phoria was a a lazy drug addict social leach.

[ninsp]

Originally Posted by scottytheoneand

This is like listening to a retard version of Nimrod. Nimrod is an asshole. You can call him a lot of things but the guy isn't stupid. Deluded, maybe, but not stupid. That's a common theme among right wing men who are self described good earners. Smart, privileged, asshole. So this lame troll rant reminds me of the time nimrod ranted in a similar fashion and then shut up when he found out I made more money than he does. A big part of his boarding persona was that he was a success in the capitalist system and everyone else at phoria was a a lazy drug addict social leach.

This post is why you're so easy to troll. You get so mad! It's so cute. Everyone at Netphoria is a social leech, to be fair.

[ninsp]

Also, no, Scotty. You don't make more money than me.

[ninsp]

This place is like WizardChan. You're already on the edge, I'm just trying to help you move on.

[FoolofaTook]

"...and everyone else at phoria was a a lazy drug addict social leach."

Nope. It's just me.

[FoolofaTook]

yeah i need to stop using slurs huh.

not very funny at all.

[MyOneAndOnly]

Originally Posted by ninsp

This post is why you're so easy to troll. You get so mad! It's so cute. Everyone at Netphoria is a social leech, to be fair.

not anger

it's pity

and your income comment shows you didn't get what I was saying there

[vixnix]

Originally Posted by ninsp

Also, no, Scotty. You don't make more money than me.

Do you clear $100k/year? $150k? I don't know what Scotty makes but I'm curious about you.

[redbreegull]

hey ninsp what's your employer's name and email address?

[ninsp]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

hey ninsp what's your employer's name and email address?

The White House.
whitehouse@us.gov

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by ninsp

How does it feel to be a middle aged man posting on your teenage favorite band's forum with about 10 antisocial posters? You must be a sad little man, living in a shitty $400/month studio in the hood as you wax poetically about Hillary Clinton's fight for social reform.

lol you really know nothing about scotty. i once had a chance to tell him to shut the fuck up in person while we ate at a fancy restaurant his company paid for

[teh b0lly!!1]

i don't know that story. kindly share

[reprise85]

not much to share. he came in to miami for some business thing and i drove down there and we met up (i live maybe an hour away). we had dinner and booze and talked about netphoria and how strange monte is and also some normal stuff. scotty's a really awesome person and really funny. i was really nervous

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by reprise85

dude that was like 5 years ago, what are you on about

so? I'm sure he still has a copy kicking around in his e-mail or whatever.

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

Jeez then why waste your time fuzzy? If I could fast forward this election I would

I guess perspective has been twisted but I'm not even really a big Trump supporter. I'm more enamored with what he's been able to accomplish.

It's been my desire for years that a non-establishment candidate somehow found their way in the white house. I was a big Ron Paul supporter but he wasn't even serious about trying to win, he was just using the debates and such as a platform to get his message across.

I've said constantly that Bernie was the guy I was rooting for... But unfortunately he's toast... So when it comes down to Hilary or Trump I'd much rather see Trump win the nominee. Among his faults I really do think he's a bright, funny guy... Sure, he's far from perfect... But theres gotta be a stop to these Washington puppets and Clintons like the exact stereotypical example of that.

Despite my enjoyment of Trumps antics, it's probably gonna be a shit-show either way.

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by ninsp

I wrote a story for you, Scotty.

Every morning Scott's alarm went off at 8 am. Set to talk radio, he set it every night, and woke up every morning at 8 am. He would stare at the dingy walls, broken window, and dripping air condenser hoping and praying that today would be his last day in this miserable shithole. At 40 and unemployed, he was left with few options. His welfare check barely covered his rent for this matchbox apartment in the worst part of town and his meals consisted of mostly Ramen noodles. Yet, despite his dire situation, Scott woke up every morning at 8 am to the soothing voices of financial talk radio. It made him feel like he had a purpose. It made him feel like he was a successful businessman getting up to head to work. In fact, he was so insistent on living this facade that Scott would get up, put on a business suit, and stare at the phone in hopes that one of his hundreds of applications would call back for an interview. Scott had applied everywhere from McDonalds to the mattress stores on every corner. Nobody called. Nobody ever called. Not just a lack of employers, Scott was alone. Lacking friends, with nothing but a drug addled uncle, Scott never received a call. He often would go out to the bars and pretend he had enough money to buy drinks--to the point of putting ice in water and carrying that cup around--but nobody liked him. He never could understand why. Scott's problem was that he was wholly unable to make meaningful relationships. Arrogant, entitled and borderline delusional; he thought he was far superior to everyone else.

As he sat alone at his kitchen table underneath the torn and faded poster of Billy Corgan, next to the signed photo of The Smashing Pumpkins' fan cruise which read "The world is a vampire. -Billy Corgan" Scott began to cry. Dressed to go to work, he did the only thing he knew how to do. He slouched over to his Compaq Presario running Windows 98, the outer shell stained yellow from years of filth and smoking. There, he logged onto Netphoria, a long abandoned Smashing Pumpkins fan forum. "My only friend, redbreegull," he thought. As he posted abundantly about Hillary Clinton, in depth analyses of Smashing Pumpkins lyrics, and "fuck you, fuzzy", Scott realized he did not need real friends, or a job. Netphoria was always there for him.

A single tear rolled down his eye, as he realized the futility and ultimate failure that his life was.

lmao, that's gold

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by ninsp

I wrote a story for you, Scotty.
At 40 and unemployed, he was left with few options. .

Try about 46 I believe.

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by reprise85

not much to share. he came in to miami for some business thing and i drove down there and we met up (i live maybe an hour away). we had dinner and booze and talked about netphoria and how strange monte is and also some normal stuff. scotty's a really awesome person and really funny. i was really nervous

did you guys have sex after?

[reprise85]

scotty is married and i am extremely unattractive

[Run To Me]

Hey Fuzz

Why don't you like Canada

The stereotype here in the middle western USA is that Canada is an idyllic pastoral wonderland where people work less hard, leave their front doors unlocked, and smoke grass freely and openly

So why so eager to leave? Is it because books are more expensive there?

[Elphenor]

haha

When I'm at a bookstore: "shit I'm not paying that oh wait that's the Canadian price"

[vixnix]

Originally Posted by vixnix

Do you clear $100k/year? $150k? I don't know what Scotty makes but I'm curious about you.

Hey ninsp you never answered

[Disco King]

Originally Posted by Elphenor

haha

When I'm at a bookstore: "shit I'm not paying that oh wait that's the Canadian price"

The worst part is, even when the Loonie was par or higher than the US Dollar, we still had to pay higher prices for books.

Maybe the US government is just subsidizing books in an attempt to spur demand and make its citizens less dumb.