Open Letter to Reggayluv

[buzzard]

Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream

what is regaluv200's name on shadowland? i thought they only had three users. is she one of them?

It's Carrie. Her Belteland username seems to be shadowmaker.

[Run To Me]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

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I'm finally.

Senescent

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by Poots

what the fuck is going on here?

oboard rejects from shadowland trying to infect netphoria. happens once per year or so.

[reprise85]

*to be clear, a ton of o-boarders have assimilated without problems from the various o-boards over the years. but then there are certain people who just can't have normal conversations without 1) making it all about them/their religion 2) whatever it is that Carrie does, basically some kind of quasi-racist narcissistic breakdown? i don't even know what to call it.

[Disco King]

Originally Posted by buzzard

It's Carrie. Her Belteland username seems to be shadowmaker.

This person?



I vaguely remember a Carrie from the O-Board (some kind of Pokémon avatar, right?), but I can't recall anything about what her posts or personality were like.

Aside from a few posters, a lot just sort of blend together in my mind. I kind of remember never being able to keep straight who was who between these two posters whose names began with the letter C. I remember one of them was a sassy Latina woman, but I was never sure which one that was.

[Cool As Ice Cream]

i just don't understand why someone would come over here and start posting like that. it wasn't even trollling, it was so bad. like, what on earth was she thinking? what is her perception of this place?

was it a mental breakdown?

i mean, she's a middle aged woman, i assume. mother. big sp fan. does some crappy art in her spare time, and half of it seems to be sp inspired. spends a lot of time on shadowland, the smashing pumpkins messageboard where everyone is so welcome that they have five active posters, all of which are nutcases of some sort, where she made it to the rank of admin.
it doesn't add up.

and then when you google her username, and find her myspace or whatever with the same username, she explodes.

[teh b0lly!!1]

i had no idea there even WAS a "shadowland"

[Cool As Ice Cream]

that's good enough, tehb0lly.

[buzzard]

Originally Posted by Disco King

I kind of remember never being able to keep straight who was who between these two posters whose names began with the letter C.

Cheryl?

She was a latecomer with an unfortunately similar posting style. There was a period during which the two of them, plus frosty and that English kid called Ryan, would treat absolutely every thread on the forum as if it were a chatroom with a requirement for next-level vacuousness.

[Cool As Ice Cream]

lol ryan

i know, not that one. but the english one was quite special too.

[buzzard]

Raise your hand if you've ever spitefully dumped your girlfriend for being too sad about her dying grandfather to have sex with you, then posting about how the joke's on her when he finally does kick the bucket and she no longer has your shoulder to cry on.

[buzzard]

[Cool As Ice Cream]

lol omg ew

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream

i mean, she's a middle aged woman, i assume. mother. big... she explodes.

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

i had no idea there even WAS a "shadowland"

perhaps you need to reread your chronicles on narnia, in particular, the final closing tome entitled "The Last Battle."

[Disco King]

Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream

i just don't understand why someone would come over here and start posting like that. it wasn't even trollling, it was so bad. like, what on earth was she thinking? what is her perception of this place?

was it a mental breakdown?

i mean, she's a middle aged woman, i assume. mother. big sp fan. does some crappy art in her spare time, and half of it seems to be sp inspired. spends a lot of time on shadowland, the smashing pumpkins messageboard where everyone is so welcome that they have five active posters, all of which are nutcases of some sort, where she made it to the rank of admin.
it doesn't add up.

and then when you google her username, and find her myspace or whatever with the same username, she explodes.

Yeah, it was pretty strange watching her try to protect her ego by claiming anybody with access to a search engine must be in love with her. The whole "nigga" thing seemed like an attempt to be edgy.

Also, the fact that a reverse-search of your avatar brings up pictures of Monte is somehow evidence that you love him...?

Originally Posted by buzzard

Cheryl?

She was a latecomer with an unfortunately similar posting style. There was a period during which the two of them, plus frosty and that English kid called Ryan, would treat absolutely every thread on the forum as if it were a chatroom with a requirement for next-level vacuousness.

I remember Cheryl as one of the two people Frosty would still interact with after she slipped into insanity and believed that the entire board was plotting against her. I also remember her hilarious open-letter to Corgan about how Oceania poignantly captured her loneliness.

Originally Posted by buzzard

Raise your hand if you've ever spitefully dumped your girlfriend for being too sad about her dying grandfather to have sex with you, then posting about how the joke's on her when he finally does kick the bucket and she no longer has your shoulder to cry on.

Lol, Ryan. I remember how all he would post about was how bitter he was that he didn't have a girlfriend, until he got a girlfriend, at which point all he would post about was how proud he was that he got a girlfriend. He had even made a thread on the politics subforum about how "chivalry is dead because girls don't appreciate me holding doors open for them enough to fuck me," which he apparently thought was content that merited holding the company of threads about humanitarian crises and struggles for civil rights. I didn't remember the thing about dumping his girlfriend, but I do remember him and CAIC making a great comedy duo. I don't believe that Ryan was in on the joke, however.

I also vaguely remember that there was another Ryan that came later, but I can't remember much about him. I assume that was the British one.

[Cool As Ice Cream]

i think his username was something off zeitgeist

[cork_soaker]

check out the white turtleneck on that guy

[buzzard]

The English kid was RevolutionBlues or something like that, where his series of avatars were all photographs of a particular football player. I suppose he was pleasant enough, though it must have been a relaxing day at the pediatrics office when he went in for that dyslexia diagnosis.

The original Ryan started out with a handle derived from his real name combined with a number that may have actually referred to his date of birth, though it was later changed to DeathRockBoi in a sort of dual nod to The Smashing Pumpkins and Avril Lavigne. Yeah...

[Elphenor]

Great Oboard memories here

[hnibos]

Belte is such a dumb fucking moron. God damn

[buzzard]

I wonder if he made it into the FBI, yet.

Seemed like a big jump from fielding emergency calls, but his logic that the agency likes to hire Mormons for their aversion to telling fibs was convincing enough for me.

[buzzard]

Hi, I'm Special Agent Belte and I'd like to talk to you about Joseph Smith.

[hnibos]

Might you know any immigrants that aren't assimilating?

[buzzard]

I see on your file that you identify as homosexual. Have you considered simply trying vagina, sir?