Father Daughter Dances

[ninsp]

Originally Posted by duovamp

We should make a poll to discuss the content of the pornography her husband will be viewing tonight. Obviously he isn't doing anything with her if she has the time to post on Netphoria all day and night.

Pegging. Lots of pegging.

[duovamp]

Parenting in 3 easy steps:
1. More trombone
2. Ignore family to post on internet
3. Porn is the devil

[duovamp]

Honey we aren't having sex tonight, I need to argue with an American on a derelict Smashing Pumpkins forum. Go upstairs and make sure the kids are tromboning, will you.

[vixnix]

What are the odds that someone who has made comments insinuating that he is an unashamed pedophile on a message board for a good decade, and is now defending father daughter dances, gets wrapped up in an abuse or child porn scandal? I would think a betting person would put money on it.

You gonna love those kids of yours real good huh duo

[vixnix]

It's 1:06pm here.

[duovamp]

(code for you have literally no job - great role model)

[vixnix]

You guise are kinda sad about the limited opportunities your slacker parents offered you, resulting in you not being able to impress people IRL huh.

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by Poots

wow, I guess trots really was right

I know most of us here are a miserable lot but good lord, theres gotta be a line in the sand somewhere. Getting so outraged over a nice little father/daughter dance is ridiculous.

Not everything has to have a malicious undertone all of the time.

[vixnix]

Originally Posted by duovamp

(code for you have literally no job - great role model)

I have a job - caring full time for my kids.

[duovamp]

No no no, everybody else is bad at parenting except her. Have you heard how good her kids are at brass instruments?!

[vixnix]

This is a lunch break. Watch me disappear in 20 minutes and not have time to come back until tomorrow.

[duovamp]

Originally Posted by vixnix

I have a job - caring full time for my kids.

CREEPY

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by Poots

how is this mischaracterizing you? I said you were drawing sick parallels between a fucking dance and incest, pedaphilia, and some sort of medieval patriarchal conspiracy because that's what you were saying

"So you say."

-Jesus fucking Christ

[vixnix]

Originally Posted by duovamp

No no no, everybody else is bad at parenting except her. Have you heard how good her kids are at brass instruments?!

Better than yours will be. Plus, you are gonna raise yours in Pittsburgh LOL

[duovamp]

Vixnix knows 1 thing about me - I'm from the Pittsburgh area. Sick burn, now get back to being a good little house wife for your husband. You're setting a great example of what a woman can do!

[vixnix]

You're a bank manager from Pittsburgh who loves cars, shooting guns, and finds young girls more sexually attractive than grown women. Your wife is a teacher. The two of you grew up a couple of suburbs away from each other. Pretty sure you've never lived anywhere else, which means you'll spend your entire life in Pittsburgh.

Oh, and you love the idea of father-daughter dances. All those 30/40 year old guys dancing with pre-teens, just the way it should be eh duo?

[duovamp]

So creepy.

[duovamp]

Every interaction you have with your children must surely be sexual, you pervert. That's how it works. Obviously you don't understand parenting.

[reprise85]

glad to see netphoria still has teeth.

not really. shut the fuck up all of you.

[vixnix]

Originally Posted by duovamp

So creepy.

You told me all that stuff in the ask duo thread, and I file away every piece of information about you because of all the pedo innuendo you've posted over the years. I only commented in this thread because you posted in defence of this groce father-daughter dance idea, and it sickens me, because you have been persistent for a long time about how you like very young females.

[duovamp]

Creepier and creepier. You collect people's skin or something?

[vixnix]

Originally Posted by duovamp

Creepier and creepier. You collect people's skin or something?

I collect info about one guy on the internet who has repeatedly professed his sexual attraction to minors.

So creepy.

[duovamp]

The greatest sjw. The world is in your debt. What drug deals will you stop next?

[reprise85]

is groce a legit spelling of gross? is this real life?

[duovamp]

No time to raise me kids, have to stalk someone from the internet I've never met.

[vixnix]

Originally Posted by duovamp

The greatest sjw. The world is in your debt. What drug deals will you stop next?

I don't stop drug deals. I tell one guy on the internet who has claimed to be sexually attracted to minors that his defence of father-daughter dances sickens me and I think it's gross.

[duovamp]

Originally Posted by reprise85

is groce a legit spelling of gross? is this real life?

I've never seen it before but it's been fun to keep doing to mock her without her realizing it.

[vixnix]

Originally Posted by duovamp

No time to raise me kids, have to stalk someone from the internet I've never met.

Don't know how it's stalking, if I just remember stuff that you freely told me when I asked you in a thread called "ask duo anything"

[duovamp]

Originally Posted by vixnix

I don't stop drug deals. I tell one guy on the internet who has claimed to be sexually attracted to minors that his defence of father-daughter dances sickens me and I think it's gross.

No it's groce of you to sexualize everybody else's parenting because you have a perverted mind:

Originally Posted by vixnix

Honey are you ready to pretend we're dating? Good girl.

G R O C E

[vixnix]

Originally Posted by reprise85

is groce a legit spelling of gross? is this real life?

I just like it. Like guise. I dunno.