Augustus Juppiter

[T&T]

lets stay on topic!

[enthusaroo]

Originally Posted by SOUL PWR

I said "young pussy" so that means I don't respect women.

She's just jelly because she has a quite old pussy.

[Punisher]

If the thought of it seems crazy - you weren't crazy enough to begin with.

[Grox]

LEAVE BILLY ALONE!

[Woody]

Good for Billy.

Now, give us the archive material we want and go raise your son.

(lol, yeah right)

[Mals Marola]

Originally Posted by SOUL PWR

"How can a person say "young pussy" and respect women simultaneously. Oh the dilemma. How can there be such seeming contradiction. Brain. It hurts."

Yeah, you people are fucking idiots.

the fact that you put down her credentials at the end as "having tits & ass" doesn't help matters much either

young mulah baby!

[redbreegull]

even subtracting the crude nature of YOUNG PUSSY, in general it's not smart to use synecdoche on human beings because it is literally linguistic objectification

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by SOUL PWR

The hypersensitivity displayed in this thread shows a hyper-judgmental, warped perception of reality that is everything wrong with the world we live in.

In short, your heads are far, far up your asses.

"people are more than their sex organs!!" give me a fucking break. wow. reprise, you are bipolar in more ways than one.

perhaps this is like an unfathomable possibility to you, but maybe you actually said something stupid

[Woody]

All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! We’re slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy. This is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin’ pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don’t got it, you don’t want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by scottytheoneand

Monte must be crushed that bill kept this from him for so long.

more like monte was crushed that billy didn't choose him to bear his child

LAWL

[FoolofaTook]

dudes have thought i was gay cos they're all like yeah i love pussy and then they look at me and are like, hey bro, you like pussy and im all like erm... then they ask me if i am gay.

what a foul word.

and once again people think i am gay. i have already shared with you the daily dilemmas arising from my hobbits-in-love avatar. when will it all end friends? what is it leading to? anal??? play-wrestling?

[themadcaplaughs]

young pussy
young pussy
confuse them all you'll take
give them filigree
just give 'em something cheap
dead love
dead love
a canvas into a heart
from the first of week of being on the promised list
i have
if you're cool with the loss
and not sure of the cost
let's aim the why on dreams
it's down to us
this life grows tired
it's down to us
i can't protect you

young pussy
young pussy
confuse them not your vow
still don't refute
from the last long fall
forgive
forgive
it's all displaced, in rapturous
i just got two things left in me
on us
and if you're cool with the loss
and not sure of the cost
it's all your own run game

it's down to us
it's down to cost
it's down to us
a simple change
it's down to us
this life pretends
it's down to us
i can't protect you

it's down to us
it's down to us
it's down to us
it's down to us
it's down to us
it's down to us
it's down to us
it's down to us

[FoolofaTook]

something tells me those lines weren't penned by al cisneros

just a hunch

[redbreegull]

it's funny to me how many people don't understand how context and your relationship to your audience has so much to do with when something is appropriate and when it will offend. In the scheme of things, YOUNG PUSSY is not really like that over the top vulgar or anything. I did wrinkle my nose when I read that post, but certainly we have all seen worse here yadda yadda. Soul Pwr this isn't directed solely at you, it's just a good example... IMO there are plenty of boarders who could have said something similar with no repercussions because they are known to couch that kind of shit in ridiculousness and facetious/sardonic personas. But Soul Pwr, you have 50 posts here and no one knows who you are. To show up and start throwing around YOUNG PUSSY talk when you have virtually no relationship with anyone here, yeah that looks bad man. And then when you get challenged, instead of deflecting it into a joke or something, you double down and get defensive, taking on this everyone is too sensitive don't sensor me attitude. I don't think it's that hard to understand why no one wants to humor you and give you the benefit of the doubt on whatever personal nuances allow you to both respect women and engage strangers in YOUNG PUSSY talk.

[redbreegull]

also the stereotype of men as all being cradle robbers might be generally true, but obviously not all men are like that. At 26, college-aged women are starting to look like girls to me.

[FoolofaTook]

so your saying their hella hot?

[Mals Marola]

freak hoes
freak hoes
bounce that ass let ya knees touch ya elbows

[Disco King]

Originally Posted by SOUL PWR

The hypersensitivity displayed in this thread shows a hyper-judgmental, warped perception of reality that is everything wrong with the world we live in.

You seem really hypersensitive toward having your words criticized.

[Gooch]

He will have one white son, and one asian one, and one girl. Then the machina mystery will be complete.

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by SOUL PWR

"people are more than their sex organs!!" give me a fucking break. wow. reprise, you are bipolar in more ways than one.

Can you explain this to me please. You're saying I have bipolar disorder (which I don't, but anyway) and the second way I'm bipolar is...?

You can't possibly not realize why some people find what you said to be objectifying. I'm not like upset about it. You're just being a tool.

[reprise85]

somewhat related

the other day someone i know who's a 50-something female was talking about men having to act unemotional and said something like "they think they have to be macho otherwise society will call them big pussies" it was so hard not to laugh, never thought I'd hear something like that come out of her mouth

[The Omega Concern]

I was thinking this SNL skit would be a one off -- but maybe they got more grist for the mill thanks to Billy:

[DaveKShape]

Wow this thread turned into every article/post I've read online in the past year.

Back to the kid. How long until we get an AUGUZTUZ JUPPITAR BLEND from Madame ZuZu's that contains real Airplane Mode breast milk?

[MyOneAndOnly]

Originally Posted by Funbags

Okay, now Ronny takes the creepy-cake for this one.



Imagine if he were still married to Chris. She must be pushing fiddy.

mic jagger's latest girlfirend, Melanie



Billy' Joe's girlfirend



one of Steven Tyler's girlfriends



anthony kiedis's girlfriend

[DaveKShape]

Do you think Kiedis says all that California yabba dabba doo nonsense as he's throwing the D in?

[vixnix]

Wow, I thought I had daddy issues, but look at all of these girls.

Billy wouldn't have looked twice at Chloe in his heyday. It's only because he's not anymore, and he's old and chubby and can't pull anyone else, that he's going for her. I feel awful saying that but she's not tier 1 hot. And she must be so screwed up. I'm guessing, from the fact that she only shows hints of a smile in photos with her Dad, that she feels her Dad doesn't love her and desperately craves love and attention from Silver Foxes/Bald Eagles to fill the gap.

[SlingeroGuitaro]

She's dating a former rock star and works at a shitty starbucks. I'm sure daddy is proud.

[vixnix]

Also, it's kinda ironic that his ex-girlfriend was an outspoken PETA fan

and the new one is from a family that made their money from selling fur, and she loves things made out of fur, herself.

[SlingeroGuitaro]

Yup. The irony wasn't lost on me either

[teh b0lly!!1]

seeing all those girls dating grey old rock stars really makes me lose respect for women tbh.

there's something much more morally wrong than being with somebody for their material benefits than wanting to be with somebody because they're beautiful (though neither is fully justifiable)