Augustus Juppiter - Page 3

strokous · 12-22-2015, 10:23 PM

late as hell but 22? YIKES.

Funbags · 12-22-2015, 10:26 PM

I wonder if he broke up with that Veronicas girl because *he* wanted kids!

SPECULATION!!!

topleybird · 12-22-2015, 10:33 PM

I read this thread wondering why people were keeping the joke up for so long

Holy shit he honestly has a kid now

topleybird · 12-22-2015, 10:41 PM

Honestly it very slowly dawned on me that you guys weren't kidding and that's really messing with my ability to process this

I am freaking the fuck out, what the fuck

reprise85 · 12-22-2015, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ram27

D'arcy never would've let him name his kid that

best joke of the thread

reprise85 · 12-22-2015, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by topleybird

Honestly it very slowly dawned on me that you guys weren't kidding and that's really messing with my ability to process this

I am freaking the fuck out, what the fuck

yeah it's pretty strange (just like his love)

seemed he was destined to be childless

MyOneAndOnly · 12-22-2015, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Funbags

I wonder if he broke up with that Veronicas girl because *he* wanted kids!

SPECULATION!!!

basically yes.

he talked in interviews around the time of Oceania that he thought she was "the one". I remember one interview after they'd broken up where he said something about the fact that he'd never get to have a family.

fuzzyroes · 12-22-2015, 11:10 PM

Wowzers, I never thought Corgan was going to be a father. It feels weird even thinking about it. Now that I do though, wasn't there a mention of Billy having a baby on the way on Twitter during the time the Manson tour was announced or just started? I vaguely remember just assuming it was a joke.

NovaFritz · 12-23-2015, 12:12 AM

how long before billy kicks the kid out of his life? Then the kid can complain as much about his parents as crybelly

Ram27 · 12-23-2015, 12:17 AM

AJ Corgan will revive Smashing Pumpkins

redbreegull · 12-23-2015, 12:20 AM

Augustus Juppiter is the new drummer for SP. Mike was getting too old.

themadcaplaughs · 12-23-2015, 12:30 AM

I wonder how the media finally got a hold of this.

Congratulations to Billy, his girlfriend, and their families.

Disco King · 12-23-2015, 01:19 AM

I want to join in on the baseless speculation about Corgan's life

Obviously getting an Asian gf is an attempt to vicariously rekindle his relationship with Iha

Still this is gross tho

Ram27 · 12-23-2015, 01:28 AM

I ship James+Chloe

Starla · 12-23-2015, 01:30 AM

wtf she looks like SHE is his child.....

cork_soaker · 12-23-2015, 01:30 AM

corgan sr. must be rolling in his grave

Starla · 12-23-2015, 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ram27

D'arcy never would've let him name his kid that

Augustus I can deal with, but I don't like Juppiter. A friend of mine just named her son "Bow" because they are bow hunters.

Starla · 12-23-2015, 01:33 AM

From the comments

melissa on December 22nd, 2015

So he’s now got two kids, Augustus AND Chloe. Haha

Starla · 12-23-2015, 01:34 AM

Melissa auf der maur, you are busted!

T&T · 12-23-2015, 02:07 AM

oh LOL.
I guess that relationship ended well.

Butt Pope · 12-23-2015, 02:42 AM

Who is selling the tea while airplane mode is on bed rest?

Disco King · 12-23-2015, 03:01 AM

Juppiter's lament will be his name.

vixnix · 12-23-2015, 03:09 AM

Well, somebody better prepare that poor child for single motherhood. And as for the baby. Well. What a shit name, for a start.

Disco King · 12-23-2015, 03:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vixnix

Well, somebody better prepare that poor child for single motherhood.

Gone, long gone
Blink and I'll be gone, long gone

enthusaroo · 12-23-2015, 03:58 AM

I'm confused he fucked his adopted tween daughter and knocked her up?

Starla · 12-23-2015, 04:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Butt Pope

Who is selling the tea while airplane mode is on bed rest?

Was she airplane mode girl? I can't keep up with all of his children, I mean women.

Starla · 12-23-2015, 04:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ram27

Yeah my name is Ram, which means king of the gods in hindu or something.

It's impractical and annoying. Billy is exactly the type of person to do this to a kid

My middle name is Siva though, which is cool

My first name is biblical, and I've always had people asking me where i got it. I guess I did the same thing to my poor kid, choosing a name from a Tolkien book. But I've heard far worse. Montanans name their children some of the worst names.

Cool As Ice Cream · 12-23-2015, 05:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ram27

Yeah my name is Ram, which means king of the gods in hindu or something.

It's impractical and annoying. Billy is exactly the type of person to do this to a kid

My middle name is Siva though, which is cool

my name is bram. it's a normal name.

it's also similar to the name of a hindu god.
it's definitely biblical (abraham).
looks like your name is biblical too. lololo!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rama (yours)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brahma (mine?)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraham
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ram_%28biblical_figure%29

Funbags · 12-23-2015, 06:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottytheoneand

basically yes.

he talked in interviews around the time of Oceania that he thought she was "the one". I remember one interview after they'd broken up where he said something about the fact that he'd never get to have a family.

I didn't know that! The Veronica is 30. Airport Mode is 22.

Meanwhile: Frances Bean is 23

enthusaroo · 12-23-2015, 06:24 AM

Billy basically just knocked up Frances Bean's younger sister.

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12-22-2015, 10:23 PM	#61
strokous Pledge Location: Carcosa Posts: 52	late as hell but 22? YIKES.

12-22-2015, 10:26 PM	#62
Funbags Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,819	I wonder if he broke up with that Veronicas girl because he wanted kids! SPECULATION!!!

12-22-2015, 10:33 PM	#63
topleybird Janis Jopleybird Location: Let me see the booty hop. And now make the booty stop. Now drop, and do the booty wop. Posts: 4,533	I read this thread wondering why people were keeping the joke up for so long Holy shit he honestly has a kid now

12-22-2015, 10:41 PM	#64
topleybird Janis Jopleybird Location: Let me see the booty hop. And now make the booty stop. Now drop, and do the booty wop. Posts: 4,533	Honestly it very slowly dawned on me that you guys weren't kidding and that's really messing with my ability to process this I am freaking the fuck out, what the fuck

12-22-2015, 11:10 PM	#68
fuzzyroes Banned Posts: 21,216	Wowzers, I never thought Corgan was going to be a father. It feels weird even thinking about it. Now that I do though, wasn't there a mention of Billy having a baby on the way on Twitter during the time the Manson tour was announced or just started? I vaguely remember just assuming it was a joke.

12-23-2015, 12:12 AM	#69
NovaFritz Apocalyptic Poster Location: luna Posts: 1,873	how long before billy kicks the kid out of his life? Then the kid can complain as much about his parents as crybelly

12-23-2015, 12:17 AM	#70
Ram27 who's jimmy Location: you know i pay a lot to cry to try to understand Posts: 8,298	AJ Corgan will revive Smashing Pumpkins

12-23-2015, 12:20 AM	#71
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027	Augustus Juppiter is the new drummer for SP. Mike was getting too old.

12-23-2015, 12:30 AM	#72
themadcaplaughs Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,030	I wonder how the media finally got a hold of this. Congratulations to Billy, his girlfriend, and their families.

12-23-2015, 01:19 AM	#73
Disco King Minion of Satan Location: Banned Posts: 7,689	I want to join in on the baseless speculation about Corgan's life Obviously getting an Asian gf is an attempt to vicariously rekindle his relationship with Iha Still this is gross tho

12-23-2015, 01:28 AM	#74
Ram27 who's jimmy Location: you know i pay a lot to cry to try to understand Posts: 8,298	I ship James+Chloe

12-23-2015, 01:30 AM	#75
Starla ***** Posts: 15,778	wtf she looks like SHE is his child.....

12-23-2015, 01:30 AM	#76
cork_soaker full of longing Posts: 11,180	corgan sr. must be rolling in his grave

12-23-2015, 01:33 AM	#78
Starla ***** Posts: 15,778	From the comments melissa on December 22nd, 2015 So he’s now got two kids, Augustus AND Chloe. Haha

12-23-2015, 01:34 AM	#79
Starla ***** Posts: 15,778	Melissa auf der maur, you are busted!

12-23-2015, 02:07 AM	#80
T&T Socialphobic Location: montreal Posts: 10,141	oh LOL. I guess that relationship ended well.

12-23-2015, 02:42 AM	#81
Butt Pope Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,632	Who is selling the tea while airplane mode is on bed rest?

12-23-2015, 03:01 AM	#82
Disco King Minion of Satan Location: Banned Posts: 7,689	Juppiter's lament will be his name.

12-23-2015, 03:09 AM	#83
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,035	Well, somebody better prepare that poor child for single motherhood. And as for the baby. Well. What a shit name, for a start.

12-23-2015, 03:58 AM	#85
enthusaroo Apocalyptic Poster Location: ameriKKKa Posts: 1,791	I'm confused he fucked his adopted tween daughter and knocked her up?

12-23-2015, 06:24 AM	#90
enthusaroo Apocalyptic Poster Location: ameriKKKa Posts: 1,791	Billy basically just knocked up Frances Bean's younger sister.