Augustus Juppiter - Page 2

MyOneAndOnly · 12-22-2015, 05:40 PM

November spawns another monster

MyOneAndOnly · 12-22-2015, 05:42 PM

What is the reason for spelling Jupiter with two Js?

Grox · 12-22-2015, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottytheoneand

What is the reason for spelling Jupiter with two Js?

*two P's?

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Juppiter

it's pronounced yeu-pi-ter

FoolofaTook · 12-22-2015, 05:48 PM

poor kid's name means venerable and majestic king of gods.

this is what happens when your dad is a "poet"

still has a hot-as-fuck asian mom. i wouldn't mind sucking at her teat, if you know what i mean.

Skradgee · 12-22-2015, 05:51 PM

Wow. I too thought we may never see the day.

FoolofaTook · 12-22-2015, 05:54 PM

That's nice. Thanks for sharing, bro.

redbreegull · 12-22-2015, 05:57 PM

if it was a girl the name would be June Zeero Corgan, so I think the kid got off easy

D. · 12-22-2015, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grox

thank you! can't y'all just be happy for bill? this is clearly going to bring him more happiness than selling records or playing live ever will again

Happy Billy fucking sucks. Fuck off Grox.

werideatdusk · 12-22-2015, 06:02 PM

I hope having a family takes away his need to please teenage fans who never gave a shit in the first place.

Maybe now he can chill out and make a great record with Jim and Butch Vig and not give a fuck.

D. · 12-22-2015, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bobliefeld

Don't worry about new music and reissues for now be a dad

I think it was clear way before this that the Machina reissue was not a thing that was going to happen. Let's not use fatherhood as an excuse although I'm sure he and the fanboys will.

T&T · 12-22-2015, 06:37 PM

looking back, I guess he was showing back in September

killtrocity · 12-22-2015, 06:47 PM

Aw, this is nice.

MyOneAndOnly · 12-22-2015, 06:56 PM

Every pic I've seen of her she has the same dead eye stare. Billy will be smiling and the look on her face is just painful.

Once she realizes she is his way of trying to forget that Veronica chick it'll be all over and he'll be all alone in that Gold Coast mansion again

MyOneAndOnly · 12-22-2015, 06:58 PM

I bet he wonders whether Frances Bean is really his kid.

MyOneAndOnly · 12-22-2015, 07:00 PM

Maybe Cobain found out and couldn't live with it

CrabbMan · 12-22-2015, 07:02 PM

I hope the lil space invader enjoys his song.

MyOneAndOnly · 12-22-2015, 07:03 PM

Monte must be crushed that bill kept this from him for so long.

cork_soaker · 12-22-2015, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottytheoneand

Every pic I've seen of her she has the same dead eye stare.

as vacant as the seas, ye-ah

reprise85 · 12-22-2015, 07:59 PM

song for a song

redbreegull · 12-22-2015, 08:09 PM

Song for a Son was the first Teargarden song. The Son for a Song now completes the cycle.

SlingeroGuitaro · 12-22-2015, 08:21 PM

with her dad

jalora · 12-22-2015, 08:36 PM

She was born the year "Siamese Dream" came out.

Funbags · 12-22-2015, 08:46 PM

I never thought this would happen. Never in a million years.

And the fact that it's with Airplane is even weirder. But I guess she's now permanently one-upped Courtney, so that's nice.

Ram27 · 12-22-2015, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

poor kid's name means venerable and majestic king of gods.

this is what happens when your dad is a "poet"

still has a hot-as-fuck asian mom. i wouldn't mind sucking at her teat, if you know what i mean.

Yeah my name is Ram, which means king of the gods in hindu or something.

It's impractical and annoying. Billy is exactly the type of person to do this to a kid

My middle name is Siva though, which is cool

jalora · 12-22-2015, 09:02 PM

He'll probably go by Gus. Gus Corgan.

And being he's half-asian, I'd imagine he'll be playing guitar on Billy's 2035 comeback tour.

teh b0lly!!1 · 12-22-2015, 09:50 PM

i absolutely can't believe nobody is making fun of that fucking name.

AUGUSTUS JUPPITER?????
AHAHAHAHA what the fuck is the matter with you lot

teh b0lly!!1 · 12-22-2015, 09:51 PM

also, chick has a terrifying death stare and will probably chop off corrigan's penis in his sleep when she finds out how he has expressed in the past that "asians arn't big on feelins".

teh b0lly!!1 · 12-22-2015, 09:53 PM

do you think we'll get bitter songs about needing to change diapers now?

BEING BROWN

teh b0lly!!1 · 12-22-2015, 09:54 PM

I DON' WANNA FIGHT
EVRY SINLE NIGH
I'M THE ONE WHO CHANGED HIM LAST TIME

MyOneAndOnly · 12-22-2015, 10:23 PM

what the serious fuck is going on with all that fur?

also, dead eye stare child top photo. and the only person in the world that can coax a smile (her version of one) out of her.. daddy

Quote:

Originally Posted by SlingeroGuitaro

with her dad

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12-22-2015, 05:40 PM	#31
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 21,955	November spawns another monster

12-22-2015, 05:42 PM	#32
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 21,955	What is the reason for spelling Jupiter with two Js?

12-22-2015, 05:48 PM	#34
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	poor kid's name means venerable and majestic king of gods. this is what happens when your dad is a "poet" still has a hot-as-fuck asian mom. i wouldn't mind sucking at her teat, if you know what i mean.

12-22-2015, 05:51 PM	#35
Skradgee Boardcaster Location: reporting live Posts: 3,720	Wow. I too thought we may never see the day.

12-22-2015, 05:54 PM	#36
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	That's nice. Thanks for sharing, bro.

12-22-2015, 05:57 PM	#37
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027	if it was a girl the name would be June Zeero Corgan, so I think the kid got off easy

12-22-2015, 06:02 PM	#39
werideatdusk Ownz Location: The o-board in my pants Posts: 930	I hope having a family takes away his need to please teenage fans who never gave a shit in the first place. Maybe now he can chill out and make a great record with Jim and Butch Vig and not give a fuck.

12-22-2015, 06:37 PM	#41
T&T Socialphobic Location: montreal Posts: 10,141	looking back, I guess he was showing back in September

12-22-2015, 06:47 PM	#42
killtrocity Saturday Night Goth Location: POLLOS Posts: 8,945	Aw, this is nice.

12-22-2015, 06:56 PM	#43
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 21,955	Every pic I've seen of her she has the same dead eye stare. Billy will be smiling and the look on her face is just painful. Once she realizes she is his way of trying to forget that Veronica chick it'll be all over and he'll be all alone in that Gold Coast mansion again

12-22-2015, 06:58 PM	#44
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 21,955	I bet he wonders whether Frances Bean is really his kid.

12-22-2015, 07:00 PM	#45
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 21,955	Maybe Cobain found out and couldn't live with it

12-22-2015, 07:02 PM	#46
CrabbMan Amish Hoe Fighter Location: Humboldt, CA, USA Posts: 1,326	I hope the lil space invader enjoys his song.

12-22-2015, 07:03 PM	#47
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 21,955	Monte must be crushed that bill kept this from him for so long.

12-22-2015, 07:59 PM	#49
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 31,891	song for a song

12-22-2015, 08:09 PM	#50
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027	Song for a Son was the first Teargarden song. The Son for a Song now completes the cycle.

12-22-2015, 08:21 PM	#51
SlingeroGuitaro Starbucks addicted minion Location: Billy Corgan Kazoo Revue Posts: 6,575	with her dad

12-22-2015, 08:36 PM	#52
jalora Pledge Location: California Posts: 53	She was born the year "Siamese Dream" came out.

12-22-2015, 08:46 PM	#53
Funbags Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,819	I never thought this would happen. Never in a million years. And the fact that it's with Airplane is even weirder. But I guess she's now permanently one-upped Courtney, so that's nice.

12-22-2015, 09:02 PM	#55
jalora Pledge Location: California Posts: 53	He'll probably go by Gus. Gus Corgan. And being he's half-asian, I'd imagine he'll be playing guitar on Billy's 2035 comeback tour.

12-22-2015, 09:50 PM	#56
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	i absolutely can't believe nobody is making fun of that fucking name. AUGUSTUS JUPPITER????? AHAHAHAHA what the fuck is the matter with you lot

12-22-2015, 09:51 PM	#57
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	also, chick has a terrifying death stare and will probably chop off corrigan's penis in his sleep when she finds out how he has expressed in the past that "asians arn't big on feelins".

12-22-2015, 09:53 PM	#58
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	do you think we'll get bitter songs about needing to change diapers now? BEING BROWN

12-22-2015, 09:54 PM	#59
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	I DON' WANNA FIGHT EVRY SINLE NIGH I'M THE ONE WHO CHANGED HIM LAST TIME