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[myosis]

actually, he reminds me of my father

[redbreegull]

I am anti-tie. I can't respect a piece of clothing which is basically a ceremonial representation of global consumer capitalism's yoke on my neck

[Run To Me]

Man the worst is if you have to shave then put on a gotdammed mothrfuckn tie

I got mad sensitive neck; I'm lucky if I don't have a butt-ton of tiny, itchy, painful razor marks on a good day, then I gotta noose my poor raw neck off with a tie? He'll naw

[fluxequalsrad]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

I am anti-tie. I can't respect a piece of clothing which is basically a ceremonial representation of global consumer capitalism's yoke on my neck

Also - 90% of people wearing ties don't tie them right or the length is wrong, which makes you look like a dunt.

There is a guy at my work who has worn a tie with jeans (plus - the emo belt buckle to-the-side horseshit) for years and I want to throttle him.

[teh b0lly!!1]

does this person endorse a hipster haircut that may or may not include an arbitrarily shaved area?

[fluxequalsrad]

No. He's too far behind for the man bun or skrillex shit.

[myosis]

i wear my ties correctly

[crabshack]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

I am anti-tie. I can't respect a piece of clothing which is basically a ceremonial representation of global consumer capitalism's yoke on my neck

Look out we got a badass over here

[buzzard]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

there were two solid years when I dressed like robert smith's socially retarded theater kid son but with more hot topic t-shirts

Originally Posted by redbreegull

that was followed by a billy corgan 1988-93 phase where I wore a lot of weird thrift store shit, the more mismatched the better

one of my favorite outfits was a blue short sleeve tie-dye over a blue long sleeve tie-dye with a different pattern with a headband and a pair of pants my friends called Hurricane Katrina Jeans because of the amount of damage they had absorbed

Originally Posted by redbreegull

I am anti-tie. I can't respect a piece of clothing which is basically a ceremonial representation of global consumer capitalism's yoke on my neck

It's cute how we get to watch redbreegull growing up, albeit rather slowly, before our very eyes.

[FoolofaTook]

Yeah I'm totally against neckties too, but that's cos they come from an as-yet-unannexed area of Greater Serbia (known to the ignorant (as Croatia [croat=cravat]).

[redbreegull]

buzzard do you have a tie defense or what? it's a bullshit piece of clothing

[buzzard]

Nah, not really. I'm not huge on them.

[teh b0lly!!1]

this is absolutely, positively terrifying
tell me i'm not the only one

[myosis]

it would be scarier if it wore a tie

[Elphenor]

Being anti-tie and formal wear is something you do as a hippy teenager

Then you grow up and realize it looks pretty nice and it doesn't have to be expensive

If you tie it right it's not uncomfortable either

[LaBelle]

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

this is absolutely, positively terrifying
tell me i'm not the only one

Love the way it prances about.

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by Elphenor

Being anti-tie and formal wear is something you do as a hippy teenager

Then you grow up and realize it looks pretty nice and it doesn't have to be expensive

If you tie it right it's not uncomfortable either

there is a guy in my first class that reminds me of you because he has pale skin, dark hair, a kind face, and a little mop-top. plus he always dresses up for class with little blazers and a tie.

[Elphenor]

I know I look ridiculous choosing a dress shirt + tie to community college

But just fuck Tshirts and blue jeans

Especially on men it doesn't look good

I like dressing like a grown man

[Elphenor]

I wear it black jeans no jacket untucked shirt it's casual but nice

[yo soy el mejor]

don't martyr yourself. i didn't call it ridiculous. i think it's nice. it's gross when people obviously dress like shit by wearing wrinkled clothes or jammies to school.

i sit well across the room from him, but on wednesday before class ended he said "hey, have a lovely weekend'. so now of course i think he's nice.

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by Elphenor

I wear it black jeans no jacket untucked shirt it's casual but nice

so jeans and a tshirt?

[redbreegull]

nah jeans and t-shirt make the best every day outfit. I do like nice clothes if there is a reason to dress up, but on a day-to-day basis, comfort is much more important. I am not impressed when I interact with someone who is wearing a dress shirt, so I assume most other people also do not give a shit what I am going to be wearing unless the occasion is like a date or a job interview. no nice outfit is ever going to be as comfortable as a t-shirt and jeans and open shoes, especially in the summer. When it gets colder out I tend to dress a bit better because more clothes are necessary, and it's easier to blend comfort with style with jackets/boots/sweaters etc.

the idea of putting on a nice shirt and pants to go to class is totally alien to me. kids went to class barefoot at my college

[MyOneAndOnly]

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[Elphenor]

tshirts are uncomfortable to me they never fit right

If it's really hot outside I have like plain colored short sleeve type stuff

I'm not trying to hate on Tshirts for other people I'm just not very fond of them anymore

[Elphenor]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

don't martyr yourself. i didn't call it ridiculous. i think it's nice. it's gross when people obviously dress like shit by wearing wrinkled clothes or jammies to school.

i sit well across the room from him, but on wednesday before class ended he said "hey, have a lovely weekend'. so now of course i think he's nice.

I wasn't trying to imply you yourself think it's ridiculous

[ilikeplanets]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

nah jeans and t-shirt make the best every day outfit. I do like nice clothes if there is a reason to dress up, but on a day-to-day basis, comfort is much more important. I am not impressed when I interact with someone who is wearing a dress shirt, so I assume most other people also do not give a shit what I am going to be wearing unless the occasion is like a date or a job interview. no nice outfit is ever going to be as comfortable as a t-shirt and jeans and open shoes, especially in the summer. When it gets colder out I tend to dress a bit better because more clothes are necessary, and it's easier to blend comfort with style with jackets/boots/sweaters etc.

the idea of putting on a nice shirt and pants to go to class is totally alien to me. kids went to class barefoot at my college

Yes, this is how I feel about clothes too. I wish people didn't even have to wear them.

[redbreegull]

also jeans look good on everyone if they fit correctly

[teh b0lly!!1]

i was walking down the street the other day and suddenly remembered this in the most random fashion imaginable. i chuckled for no apparent reason at all like an insane person. then again, i talk to myself all the time so who cares.

[Elphenor]

would never ever wear sandals I'm a marxist not a hippy

barefoot is just unthinkable

[redbreegull]

lol but it's missing white backpacker in a developing country