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[brutechinasky]

Poor Fredo, I knew it was him

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by reprise85

like it's a legit question whether bring a child into the world causes more net suffering than net happiness for the child

i'm not saying this on a personal level, just philosophically

Originally Posted by redbreegull

also whether or not another child's presence is beneficial to the world. the number of human beings and especially the resource allocation in Western countries is driving our species towards destruction

for me part of this is probably just rationalization because i know i'll never have kids. defense mechanisms and all that.

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream

and pay for our pensions

Are you talking about social security? Because the company I work for pays for my pension...

[Cool As Ice Cream]

i'm talking pensions.

[FlamingGlobes]

Cash rewards?

[toase]

Originally Posted by reprise85

for me part of this is probably just rationalization because i know i'll never have kids. defense mechanisms and all that.

I'm used to be like that, like "why would I bring another being into this world of suffering and hate?"

but then, I could only adopt, so, maybe that's an option?

I wish I wasn't so weak

[ilikeplanets]

Adopting is fucking awesome if you're able to

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by Poots

If you're asking yourself the above questions, then yes, you definitely should not have children.

if you aren't asking yourself those questions, that is probably an even better reason to not have kids

[Cool As Ice Cream]

"don't worry, cinderella! i will turn this pumpkin into a magical carriage, to go to the ball."

[verstraeten, magical carriage hire]
"goddammit, fucking bitch!"

[teh b0lly!!1]

haha

[Cool As Ice Cream]

[teh b0lly!!1]

haha that one just makes me lol every time

[Cool As Ice Cream]

me too

[Elphenor]

I didn't even have to scroll up to know it was gonna be that one

[redbreegull]

[MyOneAndOnly]

[ilikeplanets]

Friend posted that you don't need a collage education to be smart. Hahahaha

[ilikeplanets]

[MyOneAndOnly]

[FlamingGlobes]

I'm starting to find the whole "lol pumpkin spice" crowd a lot more annoying than the "omg pumpkin spice" crowd.

[MyOneAndOnly]

[MyOneAndOnly]

[MyOneAndOnly]

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by scottytheoneand

More like blumpkin spice, amirite?!

High-five?

[ilikeplanets]

Cinnamon buttholes

[MyOneAndOnly]

[ilikeplanets]

Mmm kosher

[myosis]

it's funny cause it's true

[redbreegull]

[myosis]

he looks a bit like you