Your Facebook Friends List's Idea of Humour - Page 63

redbreegull · 08-22-2016, 10:26 PM

"some of us don't feel physically safe confronting racists"

"it's not my job to teach other white people about racism. enough is enough."

redbreegull · 08-22-2016, 10:26 PM

meanwhile every racist would love to take some time out of his or her day to explain to you why racism is the correct way

*sigh*

FlamingGlobes · 08-22-2016, 10:27 PM

I find a rolling of the eyes and/or lack of comment is usually sufficient.

Or maybe I just don't find myself engaged with a lot of over-aggressive racists.

redbreegull · 08-22-2016, 10:51 PM

ultimately I wouldn't be friends with someone who uses slurs all the time or hates black people or something. but like every other white guy I encounter plenty of

or

shit now and then. but yeah if we just totally stop talking to them and compartmentalize them into an entirely different realm of society, they will definitely learn their lesson then!

JESUSNEEDSAHIT · 08-22-2016, 11:55 PM

you are a racist and whites should all kill themselves its the only way

JESUSNEEDSAHIT · 08-22-2016, 11:56 PM

the only way

FoolofaTook · 08-23-2016, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

I've shown this to a few people in real life over the past week or so and they all loved it.

That's what she said!

hnibos · 08-23-2016, 10:19 PM

FlamingGlobes · 08-23-2016, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

That's what she said!

She too doubted its authenticity.

redbreegull · 08-24-2016, 01:58 PM

ilikeplanets · 08-24-2016, 02:26 PM

Lots of pics suggesting people put peppers, lemons, or hot sauce in their eyes to reduce puffiness. Mean-spirited idiot purging today!

redbreegull · 08-24-2016, 03:38 PM

FlamingGlobes · 08-24-2016, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull

hahahaha

FlamingGlobes · 08-24-2016, 06:42 PM

I'm really glad I don't have kids/toddlers and don't have to spend time around them

FlamingGlobes · 08-24-2016, 06:42 PM

Just as an aside

redbreegull · 08-27-2016, 12:55 AM

vixnix · 08-30-2016, 09:30 AM

Elphenor · 08-30-2016, 10:31 AM

I'm not the target audience for that joke but I still lol'd

Elphenor · 08-30-2016, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

I'm really glad I don't have kids/toddlers and don't have to spend time around them

that's like "at least I have my health", you know

it's always something to be thankful for "at least I don't have kids"

teh b0lly!!1 · 08-30-2016, 10:55 AM

i think this almost every time i see a child for more than 5 minutes

FlamingGlobes · 08-31-2016, 05:20 PM

Yeah, I mean, I like kids well enough, but jee-zus. They get tiring really fucking quick.

vixnix · 08-31-2016, 08:55 PM

I'm impressed that you guys know how good you have it. I didn't know anyone with children, before I had my own, so I had no idea what it was going to be like.

I actually thought it was going to be like having a cat, like you have to feed it and pat it, but you still have evenings and weekends free.

ilikeplanets · 08-31-2016, 09:42 PM

So so many babies on my Facebook feed. Also hung out with my friend and his adorable one year old daughter today. Want one but don't have a home of my own so I won't have any for now.

FlamingGlobes · 08-31-2016, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vixnix

I'm impressed that you guys know how good you have it. I didn't know anyone with children, before I had my own, so I had no idea what it was going to be like.

I actually thought it was going to be like having a cat, like you have to feed it and pat it, but you still have evenings and weekends free.

My first niece was born when I was 15 going on 16. And my sister was still living at home/mooching, so I got the full experience of what it was like to be around a baby/toddler at a very impressionable age. It definitely sucked a lot of the romantic notions people usually have about kids. Lots of people I know had kids way too early and regretted it (even though many won't admit it). Really happy to have not fallen into that trap.

FlamingGlobes · 08-31-2016, 10:19 PM

I mean, I've made mistakes, but spreading my seed was not one of them.

redbreegull · 08-31-2016, 10:29 PM

I don't understand how anyone has any romantic notions about kids

is this just the result of people not remembering what it was like to a kid

FlamingGlobes · 08-31-2016, 10:35 PM

Being a kid vs. being with a kid are two different things though

FlamingGlobes · 08-31-2016, 10:37 PM

I think for A LOT of these people it's "oh, I'm gonna produce a mini-me, someone who will love me and complete me and who I can give stupid mohawks and stupid names like Brayden to and it will make everything better."

Which is so far from the actual reality of having kids.

FlamingGlobes · 08-31-2016, 10:37 PM

But seriously. Kids with stupid hair and stupid names piss me off.

FlamingGlobes · 08-31-2016, 10:38 PM

Shaggy haired 6 year-olds named Aiden are always tearing shit up in grocery stores while their dopey parents ignore them.

08-23-2016, 10:19 PM	#1868
hnibos Braindead Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 15,020	Haha

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08-22-2016, 10:26 PM	#1861
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027	"some of us don't feel physically safe confronting racists" "it's not my job to teach other white people about racism. enough is enough."

08-22-2016, 10:26 PM	#1862
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027	meanwhile every racist would love to take some time out of his or her day to explain to you why racism is the correct way sigh

08-22-2016, 10:27 PM	#1863
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,177	I find a rolling of the eyes and/or lack of comment is usually sufficient. Or maybe I just don't find myself engaged with a lot of over-aggressive racists.

08-22-2016, 10:51 PM	#1864
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027	ultimately I wouldn't be friends with someone who uses slurs all the time or hates black people or something. but like every other white guy I encounter plenty of or shit now and then. but yeah if we just totally stop talking to them and compartmentalize them into an entirely different realm of society, they will definitely learn their lesson then!

08-22-2016, 11:55 PM	#1865
JESUSNEEDSAHIT Apocalyptic Poster Location: Greater Anabaptist Rakefighter Kingdom Posts: 1,049	you are a racist and whites should all kill themselves its the only way

08-22-2016, 11:56 PM	#1866
JESUSNEEDSAHIT Apocalyptic Poster Location: Greater Anabaptist Rakefighter Kingdom Posts: 1,049	the only way

08-24-2016, 01:58 PM	#1870
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027

08-24-2016, 02:26 PM	#1871
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	Lots of pics suggesting people put peppers, lemons, or hot sauce in their eyes to reduce puffiness. Mean-spirited idiot purging today!

08-24-2016, 03:38 PM	#1872
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027

08-24-2016, 06:42 PM	#1874
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,177	I'm really glad I don't have kids/toddlers and don't have to spend time around them

08-24-2016, 06:42 PM	#1875
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,177	Just as an aside

08-27-2016, 12:55 AM	#1876
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027

08-30-2016, 09:30 AM	#1877
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,035

08-30-2016, 10:31 AM	#1878
Elphenor Braindead Location: Shivers Posts: 16,139	I'm not the target audience for that joke but I still lol'd

08-30-2016, 10:55 AM	#1880
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	i think this almost every time i see a child for more than 5 minutes

08-31-2016, 05:20 PM	#1881
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,177	Yeah, I mean, I like kids well enough, but jee-zus. They get tiring really fucking quick.

08-31-2016, 08:55 PM	#1882
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,035	I'm impressed that you guys know how good you have it. I didn't know anyone with children, before I had my own, so I had no idea what it was going to be like. I actually thought it was going to be like having a cat, like you have to feed it and pat it, but you still have evenings and weekends free.

08-31-2016, 09:42 PM	#1883
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	So so many babies on my Facebook feed. Also hung out with my friend and his adorable one year old daughter today. Want one but don't have a home of my own so I won't have any for now.

08-31-2016, 10:19 PM	#1885
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,177	I mean, I've made mistakes, but spreading my seed was not one of them.

08-31-2016, 10:29 PM	#1886
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027	I don't understand how anyone has any romantic notions about kids is this just the result of people not remembering what it was like to a kid

08-31-2016, 10:35 PM	#1887
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,177	Being a kid vs. being with a kid are two different things though

08-31-2016, 10:37 PM	#1888
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,177	I think for A LOT of these people it's "oh, I'm gonna produce a mini-me, someone who will love me and complete me and who I can give stupid mohawks and stupid names like Brayden to and it will make everything better." Which is so far from the actual reality of having kids.

08-31-2016, 10:37 PM	#1889
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,177	But seriously. Kids with stupid hair and stupid names piss me off.

08-31-2016, 10:38 PM	#1890
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,177	Shaggy haired 6 year-olds named Aiden are always tearing shit up in grocery stores while their dopey parents ignore them.