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[redbreegull]

[teh b0lly!!1]

hahaha

[slunken]

Originally Posted by buzzard

Then, if you're Stephen King, you need to find new ways of writing yourself into the story and come off as the world's least attractive narcissist.

don't forget the mountains of cocaine

[yo soy el mejor]

mad yeyo

[redbreegull]

[Disco King]

[killtrocity]

Originally Posted by Timothy James Alferes

To all Redskins, Prairie Niggers, Sand Niggers, Niggers, Camel Jockies, Cheeseheads, Ching Chongs, Christ Killers, Coconuts, Coons, Crackers, Curry-Munchers, Dotheads, Gringos, Guidos, Oreos, Shines, Shylocks, Spearchuckers, and Tacoheads: Have a nice day!

[Disco King]

He or she put "crackers" in there so at least he or she is not being racist.

[redbreegull]

lol if I say cracker and gringo that totally balances out saying the n word 4 times hurrr hurrr

[Disco King]

[MyOneAndOnly]

[redbreegull]

is that a cucumber

[teh b0lly!!1]

i think they're going for a zucchini?

[teh b0lly!!1]

or perhaps a pickle

[teh b0lly!!1]

do you guys know that in my highschool days there was this kid who thought pickles were a strain of cucumbers

[buzzard]

He may have been referring to gherkins.

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

or perhaps a pickle

i thought pickles

aren't pickles just... pickled cucumbers?

[reprise85]

pickle is such a funny word

[redbreegull]

whatchu guys like better, sour pickles or sweet ones?

[teh b0lly!!1]

sour all the fucking way


sweet makes no sense to me

[redbreegull]

personally I like sweet pickles but I LOVE sour pickles, and the sourer the better. When I was kid I used to get these from our neighborhood ice cream truck

[teh b0lly!!1]

it came in a bag like that?

[redbreegull]

yup big old dill pickle sitting in its own juices in a plastic bag. needless to say other neighborhood kids did not share my zeal for the pickle and I was ostracized

[buzzard]

Is it considered at all normal that your local ice cream truck stocked dill pickles?

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by buzzard

Is it considered at all normal that your local ice cream truck stocked dill pickles?

I can't really tell you, it never occurred to me that it was a strange item for the ice cream truck to have until later in life.

[hnibos]

My neighborhood ice cream truck not only had pickles, but also had pigs feet.

[buzzard]

That's fucked up.

All we get is cones of soft serve so aerated that they're really only waterproofing away from making viable breathing devices.

[hnibos]

I don't think we had soft serve. Just popsicle sticks and the like. And pickles. And pigs feet. Not to be racist, but the pigs feet were there because we lived in the ghetto.

[reprise85]

i like sour pickles okay, but once in a while i crave the fuck out of some bread and butter sweet pickles. mah lord

[redbreegull]

I wouldn't eat bread and butter straight, but they are damn good on sammiches and stuff