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[ilikeplanets]

Iha coming back for Easter like Jesus..

[FoolofaTook]

that's racist

[MyOneAndOnly]

that's hot

[MyOneAndOnly]

one of my friends posted this pic of his son's drawing

[slunken]

I was having a sex dream last night and I briefly woke up face down on the bed and the first thing that popped into my head was Marc Maron's voice going "you know i could never get off just from humping a mattress"

:/

[teh b0lly!!1]

Originally Posted by scottytheoneand

one of my friends posted this pic of his son's drawing

omg it looks like a penis!
this is an outrage!

[reprise85]

it's the sun and a giraffe! or perhaps a brontosaurus

[Run To Me]

Originally Posted by reprise85

it's the sun and a giraffe! or perhaps a brontosaurus

I thought it was a puppy with a penis for a head trying to sniff the sun's butt

That child must be seriously bonkers

[ilikeplanets]

Also, I like eye bags. Aegyo sal, yo!!

[teh b0lly!!1]

when i was a kid i used to draw people stabbing each other and bleeding and blades poking out of their chests, and i turned out to be a completely level headed, emotionally stable adult.

[teh b0lly!!1]

.................

[redbreegull]

haha

[teh b0lly!!1]

[duovamp]

I liked drawing tanks and jets because they looked cool.

[redbreegull]

once one of my students who loved to draw gave this teacher a really ambiguous drawing of one stick figure type person shooting or hurling an object at another stick figure person. it could literally have been anything. I mean he could have been spider man shooting webs out of his arms or something. The teacher sent my student down to the special ed. department head and I was called in and told he had drawn a picture of something violent and I should talk to him. When I was shown the drawing I was like wtf, how can you possibly tell what this is? I think he should go back to class so he doesn't miss anything else. My department head gave me a dirty look, picked up the phone, and called the counseling department, saying that my student needed to go see someone immediately because he had drawn a picture of "a kid with a gun shooting another kid"

this was one of about 2,000 such experiences I had that made me quit my job

[ilikeplanets]

Yeah schools are terrible, I could never teach. Literally everyone involved in children's education is miserable

[teh b0lly!!1]

well who really enjoys themselves around goddamn kids, let's be honest here

they're mean little noisy shit machines that are too happy about life and are not yet eligible to smoke weed

[redbreegull]

for the most part I loved the kids and hated the other adults.

[redbreegull]

also I had plenty of miserable weed smokers. they grow up young these days

[teh b0lly!!1]

whaa? you mean goddamn kids are actually smoking weed? how young?

[Cool As Ice Cream]

lol

[teh b0lly!!1]

It actually brings a tear of joy to my eye

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

whaa? you mean goddamn kids are actually smoking weed? how young?

I worked with middle schoolers. By age 11-14 plenty of kids have already been exposed to weed or alcohol, although the number of them that smoke weed regularly is probably pretty low. More of them are having sex I would guess. I had an eighth grader who felt like he needed to smoke weed so bad that he did it in the instrumental music classroom 20 minutes before the end of the day and got busted. I was like, "What went through your mind that made you do it at school? If you're gonna smoke weed, you couldn't even wait til you got home?" and he was just like, "School stresses me out man"

[ilikeplanets]

I smoked at 14...pills too. Yeesh

[ilikeplanets]

I was completely happy all the time til about 19 or 20 though

[yo soy el mejor]

that's so cooooool

[cork_soaker]

I hang out in some pagan/wiccan/witchcraft circles and let me be the one to tell you that this kind of behavior is very real

[MyOneAndOnly]

First weed and next angel dust and then dead.

Just say no, kids!

[FoolofaTook]

ilp does drugs

**** looks down on her for this

foat observes them both and mentions both his observation and his observance thereof

[FoolofaTook]

so my friend has bath salts. what do i do, just rail a big fat line of that shit? looks scary, like detergent. also there's a bunch of dust off around at my workplace. but it said its got something in it that makes it taste weird. i don't want to be tripping in parallel mindstate with a bitter taste in my mouth, now do i?

life can be so difficult.