Your Facebook Friends List's Idea of Humour

[Cool As Ice Cream]

"i totally know my -isms!"

[reprise85]

sandy apple

[MyOneAndOnly]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

you gotta love how people feel it's fine to totally just make some shit up and think that's as good an opinion as any

my favorite is when someone can't win an argument so they say "everybody is entitled to their own opinion"

[Disco King]

We call that the "Belteshazzar Bamboozle."

[Reggaeluv2000]

Racoon eyes, a sign of a person who works hard or is on hardcore drugs

[redbreegull]

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by Reggaeluv2000

Racoon eyes, a sign of a person who works hard or is on hardcore drugs

I have horrible raccoon eyes probably because my spirit animal is a raccoon or possibly because of my heavy inhalation of psychoactive plant material and chronic life-long sleep deprivation

[Reggaeluv2000]

I didn't look at my eyes today. Don't care to, it's my day off and got business to handle

[Reggaeluv2000]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

I'm down for a cool kitty driver for a road trip. Probably would be far more entertaining that anyone else

[teh b0lly!!1]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

I have horrible raccoon eyes probably because my spirit animal is a raccoon or possibly because of my heavy inhalation of psychoactive plant material and chronic life-long sleep deprivation

also to be referred as: hella trees

[Run To Me]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

I have horrible raccoon eyes probably because my spirit animal is a raccoon or possibly because of my heavy inhalation of psychoactive plant material and chronic life-long sleep deprivation

You know, I too got these after like a decade or so near-dailies, then cut waaaaaaaaaaay back to 1x/week max, but if anything my coon eyes r getting worse! Sometimes in certain lightng I'll catch my eyes in the mirror and be like "woah I wouldn't trust that fiend with anything!"

Wonder if it has something to do with a job/lifestyle that also involves a lot of staring at a lighted screen?

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by Run To Me

You know, I too got these after like a decade or so near-dailies, then cut waaaaaaaaaaay back to 1x/week max, but if anything my coon eyes r getting worse! Sometimes in certain lightng I'll catch my eyes in the mirror and be like "woah I wouldn't trust that fiend with anything!"

Wonder if it has something to do with a job/lifestyle that also involves a lot of staring at a lighted screen?

I've actually heard that coon eyes will improve significantly if you spend less time staring at a screen, but here we are anyway

[Reggaeluv2000]

Thank god I have a job, to avoid coon eyes

[teh b0lly!!1]

eh. i'd assume diet and healthy sleeping habits can help out a lot with that.

[teh b0lly!!1]

also, cucumbers on eyes

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by Poots

Why do they have to be "coon" eyes?

because it's still an accepted form of raccoon in some american vernaculars not just a racial epithet if that's what you are implying

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

also, cucumbers on eyes

is this real? always assumed it was bullshit

[teh b0lly!!1]

yeah, legit
supposedly it's science and shit

[Reggaeluv2000]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

because it's still an accepted form of raccoon in some american vernaculars not just a racial epithet if that's what you are implying

So blackface is now considered coon eyes? Daaaamn y'all are black

[Reggaeluv2000]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

is this real? always assumed it was bullshit

Try preparation H if they get puffy. Models use that trick

[Reggaeluv2000]

Wonder what rhoid island is like?

[Reggaeluv2000]

Speaking of models......
Anyone want some chicken tacos and homemade salsa, black beans and rice. Oh and some almond poppy seed muffins because I'm trying to consume poppyseed legally for getting fucked up. We can vomit this all up later.

[reprise85]

wearing glasses helps conceal eye bags. works for me

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by Disco King

Some of my Facebook friends are somewhere between Jaden Smith and fuzzyroes.

He has a Yin-Yang symbol as a profile pic. Clearly he is somebody we should all sit up and listen to.

[Run To Me]

Originally Posted by Reggaeluv2000

Wonder what rhoid island is like?

Dunno but my old buddy had some and he said it was the pits. He eventually started using wet baby wipes for all his wiping needs, and that helped a lot

[Disco King]

Lik dis if u evertim

[Elijah Moon]

It's hilariously cringe, and I like the way it ends so abruptly and matter of fact. Do you think it's genuine or a parody of those "heart warming" stories? I can't tell

[reprise85]

"I lost this picture when I was nine years old. It is a picture of the next door neighbor kid that I raped and hacked into pieces."

[Cool As Ice Cream]

lololololo

[buzzard]

When do we get to forget that Kim Kardashian exists, too?