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vixnix · 10-05-2015, 06:42 PM

Negative. Man feet have been shown to have negligible effect on anything except the ease of buying women's shoes and finding a husband capable of making the manfeet owner feel like a 'natural woman'.

Shallowed · 10-05-2015, 06:59 PM

I have that problem too.

pavementtune · 10-05-2015, 07:06 PM

that's why you see the body MacPherson or Paris Hilton only barefoot. they can't find shoes in size 12. on the plus side that saves money - so they get to have their mansions in the city centre.

there is your connection to the housing market. (couldn't fit in anal sex, though.)

vixnix · 10-05-2015, 07:13 PM

Obviously once you start buying shoes in size twelve the urge to use the shoes as dildos for anal sex with yourself is overwhelming, especially in your centre city mansion.

vixnix · 10-05-2015, 07:14 PM

Without correct anal douching technique though, you may ruin the shoes. And your anus.

pavementtune · 10-05-2015, 07:16 PM

well done, solved the mystery of why Louboutin's have red soles, too!

Trotskilicious · 10-05-2015, 07:31 PM

are those the shoes that have the nude color w red soles

redbreegull · 10-06-2015, 02:07 AM

this is not the shoe thread

yo soy el mejor · 10-06-2015, 08:40 AM

shoes

Cool As Ice Cream · 10-06-2015, 08:59 AM

MyOneAndOnly · 10-06-2015, 03:42 PM

saw this on FB today

MyOneAndOnly · 10-06-2015, 03:44 PM

I got threatened with violence today by a friend of a friend via FB Messenger. some guy who is a hard core gun nut who's pissed off that people are mad about guns

The exploding boy · 10-06-2015, 04:05 PM

yeah and these are the guys who own guns........ not very self-aware are they.

Shallowed · 10-06-2015, 04:14 PM

I keep seeing this on my fb. What a swell guy, not succumbing to the pressures of fame or his bladder.

MyOneAndOnly · 10-06-2015, 04:20 PM

so basically he never really did anything

The exploding boy · 10-06-2015, 06:12 PM

we actually have no idea whether he ever had to settle anything out of court... the whole point of this is to shut up after you've been paid off.

also, prince is insanely egotistical and hasn't written one good song in close to 30 years.

Fascinating character though. Perfect case of celeb surrounding themselves with only yes men. The famous vault, the non disclosure agreements he makes everyone who comes near him sign....

lets face it he probably wrote all his songs in the 80s and has been picking songs out of his vault whenever he needs to make a record....

Trotskilicious · 10-06-2015, 06:33 PM

he rented from carlos boozer

redbreegull · 10-07-2015, 05:27 PM

I hate online when you correct someone for saying something categorically false, and her/his response is, "well the point is...."

Translation: "I don't know what I am talking about but I feel like I must be morally right, so it's irrelevant if the things I am saying are factually true or not."

MyOneAndOnly · 10-07-2015, 05:53 PM

yesterday on FB guy posts a strawman argument. I pointed it out by saying "that's a strawman argument" and his response was "you saying it's a strawman is a strawman!"

#facepalm

Trotskilicious · 10-07-2015, 05:55 PM

ITS MY OPINEIN AND IM ENTITLE TO IT

pale_princess · 10-07-2015, 06:09 PM

"Justin Bieber shows his junk to prove he's a guy, I congratulate him for a fully successful transition from female to male!"

If this (cis white gay) guy comes at me for saying "not funny" I'm posting a news item about Kiesha Jenkins.

redbreegull · 10-08-2015, 02:48 AM

I got a good one for you guys. My aunt's friend is like a huge obnoxious unthinking liberal and a self-proclaimed "animal rights" activist. She just posted a meme about how horrible it is when people adopt pets and then change their minds and get rid of them.

here it comes. this bitch adopted a fucking eleven year old CHILD from Honduras last year, had a really hard time, got pregnant and had her own baby, and gave the kid up

Trotskilicious · 10-08-2015, 02:49 AM

Shallowed · 10-08-2015, 02:51 AM

that's bad

redbreegull · 10-08-2015, 02:52 AM

I apologize for my use of the word bitch. I don't usually use it at all, but in this instance I didn't know how else to express myself. It's a shortcoming.

Disco King · 10-08-2015, 03:11 AM

Maybe I'm just sour milk but am I the only one who finds shit like this a little annoying

I dunno, it just comes off as a bit paternalistic. "Listen guys, I know a lot about politics, but I don't want to bore you with the details. But did you know that you can go on the internet and learn some rudimentary info about the parties, it's not too hard. Like, it's a very important thing to do, you ought to know, so important that I require social validation for my astuteness for pointing that out. K peace bye when you're at the polling station tell them Morgan sent you if they don't already go 'oh, Morgan must have sent you'."

I guess it's no more obnoxious than I'm being on Facebook, because I'm posting daily anti-Conservative Party posts. But I'm not doing it with the impression that I'm educating people how to vote, so much as I'm just trying to rustle the jimmies of Conservos I have friended who always share stupid shit. So far, nobody's taken the bait except for one Russian guy who thinks "tserbers" is a word.

Cool As Ice Cream · 10-08-2015, 03:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull

I got a good one for you guys. My aunt's friend is like a huge obnoxious unthinking liberal and a self-proclaimed "animal rights" activist. She just posted a meme about how horrible it is when people adopt pets and then change their minds and get rid of them.

here it comes. this bitch adopted a fucking eleven year old CHILD from Honduras last year, had a really hard time, got pregnant and had her own baby, and gave the kid up

lololololo!
that is a good one

vixnix · 10-08-2015, 04:45 AM

you hafta say something.

It would be so wrong to say something. But you have to, seriously.

buzzard · 10-08-2015, 04:53 AM

Maybe the kid turned out to be a sworn-in member of Mara Salvatrucha and would often process crack in the living room?

Two sides, man. Two sides.

D. · 10-08-2015, 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull

I got a good one for you guys. My aunt's friend is like a huge obnoxious unthinking liberal and a self-proclaimed "animal rights" activist. She just posted a meme about how horrible it is when people adopt pets and then change their minds and get rid of them.

here it comes. this bitch adopted a fucking eleven year old CHILD from Honduras last year, had a really hard time, got pregnant and had her own baby, and gave the kid up

Holy shit.

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10-05-2015, 06:42 PM	#841
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,035	Negative. Man feet have been shown to have negligible effect on anything except the ease of buying women's shoes and finding a husband capable of making the manfeet owner feel like a 'natural woman'.

10-05-2015, 06:59 PM	#842
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 17,801	I have that problem too.

10-05-2015, 07:06 PM	#843
pavementtune ************** Location: I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all. Posts: 8,689	that's why you see the body MacPherson or Paris Hilton only barefoot. they can't find shoes in size 12. on the plus side that saves money - so they get to have their mansions in the city centre. there is your connection to the housing market. (couldn't fit in anal sex, though.)

10-05-2015, 07:13 PM	#844
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,035	Obviously once you start buying shoes in size twelve the urge to use the shoes as dildos for anal sex with yourself is overwhelming, especially in your centre city mansion.

10-05-2015, 07:14 PM	#845
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,035	Without correct anal douching technique though, you may ruin the shoes. And your anus.

10-05-2015, 07:16 PM	#846
pavementtune ************** Location: I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all. Posts: 8,689	well done, solved the mystery of why Louboutin's have red soles, too!

10-05-2015, 07:31 PM	#847
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	are those the shoes that have the nude color w red soles

10-06-2015, 02:07 AM	#848
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027	this is not the shoe thread

10-06-2015, 08:40 AM	#849
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	shoes

10-06-2015, 08:59 AM	#850
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 31,763

10-06-2015, 03:42 PM	#851
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 21,952	saw this on FB today

10-06-2015, 04:05 PM	#853
The exploding boy Minion of Satan Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..." Posts: 7,842	yeah and these are the guys who own guns........ not very self-aware are they.

10-06-2015, 03:44 PM	#852
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 21,952	I got threatened with violence today by a friend of a friend via FB Messenger. some guy who is a hard core gun nut who's pissed off that people are mad about guns

10-06-2015, 04:14 PM	#854
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 17,801	I keep seeing this on my fb. What a swell guy, not succumbing to the pressures of fame or his bladder.

10-06-2015, 04:20 PM	#855
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 21,952	so basically he never really did anything

10-06-2015, 06:12 PM	#856
The exploding boy Minion of Satan Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..." Posts: 7,842	we actually have no idea whether he ever had to settle anything out of court... the whole point of this is to shut up after you've been paid off. also, prince is insanely egotistical and hasn't written one good song in close to 30 years. Fascinating character though. Perfect case of celeb surrounding themselves with only yes men. The famous vault, the non disclosure agreements he makes everyone who comes near him sign.... lets face it he probably wrote all his songs in the 80s and has been picking songs out of his vault whenever he needs to make a record....

10-06-2015, 06:33 PM	#857
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	he rented from carlos boozer

10-07-2015, 05:27 PM	#858
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027	I hate online when you correct someone for saying something categorically false, and her/his response is, "well the point is...." Translation: "I don't know what I am talking about but I feel like I must be morally right, so it's irrelevant if the things I am saying are factually true or not."

10-07-2015, 05:53 PM	#859
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 21,952	yesterday on FB guy posts a strawman argument. I pointed it out by saying "that's a strawman argument" and his response was "you saying it's a strawman is a strawman!" #facepalm

10-07-2015, 05:55 PM	#860
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	ITS MY OPINEIN AND IM ENTITLE TO IT

10-07-2015, 06:09 PM	#861
pale_princess spanish harlem mona lisa Location: the barrio Posts: 10,085	"Justin Bieber shows his junk to prove he's a guy, I congratulate him for a fully successful transition from female to male!" If this (cis white gay) guy comes at me for saying "not funny" I'm posting a news item about Kiesha Jenkins.

10-08-2015, 02:48 AM	#862
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027	I got a good one for you guys. My aunt's friend is like a huge obnoxious unthinking liberal and a self-proclaimed "animal rights" activist. She just posted a meme about how horrible it is when people adopt pets and then change their minds and get rid of them. here it comes. this bitch adopted a fucking eleven year old CHILD from Honduras last year, had a really hard time, got pregnant and had her own baby, and gave the kid up

10-08-2015, 02:49 AM	#863
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602

10-08-2015, 02:51 AM	#864
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 17,801	that's bad

10-08-2015, 02:52 AM	#865
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027	I apologize for my use of the word bitch. I don't usually use it at all, but in this instance I didn't know how else to express myself. It's a shortcoming.

10-08-2015, 03:11 AM	#866
Disco King Minion of Satan Location: Banned Posts: 7,689	Maybe I'm just sour milk but am I the only one who finds shit like this a little annoying I dunno, it just comes off as a bit paternalistic. "Listen guys, I know a lot about politics, but I don't want to bore you with the details. But did you know that you can go on the internet and learn some rudimentary info about the parties, it's not too hard. Like, it's a very important thing to do, you ought to know, so important that I require social validation for my astuteness for pointing that out. K peace bye when you're at the polling station tell them Morgan sent you if they don't already go 'oh, Morgan must have sent you'." I guess it's no more obnoxious than I'm being on Facebook, because I'm posting daily anti-Conservative Party posts. But I'm not doing it with the impression that I'm educating people how to vote, so much as I'm just trying to rustle the jimmies of Conservos I have friended who always share stupid shit. So far, nobody's taken the bait except for one Russian guy who thinks "tserbers" is a word.

10-08-2015, 04:45 AM	#868
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,035	you hafta say something. It would be so wrong to say something. But you have to, seriously.

10-08-2015, 04:53 AM	#869
buzzard Minion of Satan Posts: 6,519	Maybe the kid turned out to be a sworn-in member of Mara Salvatrucha and would often process crack in the living room? Two sides, man. Two sides.