Your Facebook Friends List's Idea of Humour

[D.]

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

Man

People still make blonde jokes?

[ilikeplanets]

big time

[Trotskilicious]

its the one joke to end them all

[myosis]

i tried to dust off my newfie jokes last week...
fact is, we had no idea what a newfie was when we were kids but we learned tons of jokes at their expense. it's now happily a dead trend.

[myosis]

i don't even know if that is considered a slur nowadays, if so i am sorry

[Bread Regal]

isn't bubbles a newfie

[Trotskilicious]

i was like, the heroin addict?

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by Mals Marola

i've dealt, multiple times, with the kind of crippling, don't-want-to-get-out-of-bed stuff, among other things, and to be talked to by someone like they're the only one who's ever had any obstacles is more annoying than any fuckin beach picture

maybe this is just the case for the specific scenario i'm dealing with myself right now & i'm just generalizing it, but god damn is it toll-taking

they're not tr00 depressives.

[Trotskilicious]

yo soy, i notice you send lots of people nasty neg reps, esp other women. does your resentment and bitterness prohibit your self awareness? you seem to have this impression that not only are you exceedingly clever, but some kind of champion of kindness and compassion even though youve never demonstrsted any of those qualities

[Trotskilicious]

i mean your beef with me is because im mean and bitter, but you are likewise very mean and bittrr

[yo soy el mejor]

i'm really struggling to think of "lots" of people i've left nasty neg reps for..."especially women". if that's how you gauge my bitterness and resentment towards others you're off the mark and makings thing up again. and that impression you say i have of myself is your impression of me, i think.

and my "beef" isn't because you're mean and bitter. i find you insecure and hostile, too.

[slunken]

let's pick more fights

[yo soy el mejor]

where were u 5 pages back when they were really going at it?

[slunken]

eating popcorn

[vixnix]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

i'm really struggling to think of "lots" of people i've left nasty neg reps for..."especially women". if that's how you gauge my bitterness and resentment towards others you're off the mark and makings thing up again. and that impression you say i have of myself is your impression of me, i think.

and my "beef" isn't because you're mean and bitter. i find you insecure and hostile, too.

lololololololo

[Mals Marola]

where were u

when they crucified my lord

[Trotskilicious]

i am insecure, i think ive mentioned it once or twice

are you not aware that you are transparently so even though you deny it and get defensive (which is why its transparent)?

[Bread Regal]

you goddamn people

[Bread Regal]

https://www.facebook.com/claes.kallarsson?fref=ts

[Mals Marola]

so it's a case of "we hate each other cos we're so much alike" then

splendid

[Trotskilicious]

hey jb thanks for giving me a dread attack the other night in chat

[Bread Regal]

what did i say

i forgot

[D.]

Originally Posted by Bread Regal

https://www.facebook.com/claes.kallarsson?fref=ts

What/who is this

[Disco King]

I don't know if it's a sign that I'm becoming more closed-minded and entrenched in my views, but seeing bullshit right-wing opinions on my newsfeed pisses me off more and more these days and usually makes me close Facebook. I think it's because I know that on a more anonymous site like here or the comments of some news site, I could at least engage these views, but on Facebook, I'd probably just come off as a pedantic asswipe if I tried to challenge anybody's image macros.



(Context for non-Canucks: The Conservatives have one surplus after running six straight deficits by depleting the surplus the Liberals left for them, and have left unspent money earmarked for various programmes. And for anyone ignorant of economics, a surplus or deficit of $2 billion means essentially nothing because national debt isn't like household debt and so this has zero political implications except for the fact that people behave as though it has implications.)

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by Bread Regal

what did i say

i forgot

environmental doomtalk which is a bad bad bad trigger for me atm

[Disco King]

(Oh, and also, though there has never been an NDP federal government, provincial NDP governments, despite being left-leaning, have more balanced budgets overall than provincial Conservative governments.)

[Trotskilicious]

well at least its about budget and not gays, blacks, mexicans and wimmin ruinin the country and stealin all our money

[vixnix]

seattle real estate firm...have you guys seen this?

[vixnix]

The full time professionals then issued an apology on their website saying they had the "upmost respect" for working mothers. Professional!"

[Sonic Johnny]

I cannot muster much, or really any, outrage for that I'm afraid