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Old 08-14-2015, 02:29 PM   #31
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I would totally get with the mom

 
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Old 08-14-2015, 02:32 PM   #32
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which one? the blonde or the mexican?

 
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Old 08-14-2015, 02:33 PM   #33
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yeah i heard that the plump bro is straight. explains the over the top flamboyance, perhaps.

 
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Old 08-14-2015, 02:34 PM   #34
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maybe not. was that homophobic?

and i know she's not mexican. i was just trying to be funny and failing. it's my thing.

 
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Old 08-14-2015, 02:35 PM   #35
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I like the blonde one because she looks like a walking Q Tip. Like the mom from The OC. That's so hot

 
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Old 08-14-2015, 02:36 PM   #36
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I wouldn't kick sophia vergara out of my bedroom, though

 
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Old 08-14-2015, 02:37 PM   #37
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u into bulimic chicks? there was this guard at the jail that was rail thin. poor person.

 
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Old 08-14-2015, 02:37 PM   #38
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i dunno why. being in jail makes me ravenous. and not for man meat either.

 
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Old 08-14-2015, 02:38 PM   #39
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i just discovered this person. holy fuck i think i am in love.



pedovamp to thread.

 
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Old 08-14-2015, 02:38 PM   #40
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duo seems rather reserved since he got married

 
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Old 08-14-2015, 02:39 PM   #41
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i dunno bro. she;s so thin i bet her spine sticks out like a stegosaurus's.

 
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Old 08-14-2015, 02:40 PM   #42
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Old 08-14-2015, 02:40 PM   #43
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dont' worry. after a year the myth of free and easy sex will be gone and he'll be back on the cam girls and illegal downloads

 
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Old 08-14-2015, 02:42 PM   #44
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he should go to southeast asia. i bet u he would thrive.

 
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Old 08-14-2015, 02:43 PM   #45
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i dunno bro. she;s so thin i bet her spine sticks out like a stegosaurus's.
she's done the typical Hollywood actress thing. if you look at pics of her from her 30s she was thin, but had some curves. now that she's in her mid 40s she's rail thin. probably 20 lbs lighter.

also bulimia sucks. I'd rather have a girlfriend that just didn't eat

 
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Old 08-14-2015, 02:47 PM   #46
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yeah i know. my aunt had a breakdown when she was a teen. some fucker she was in love with told her she was fat (she was super skinny). since then she has been hardcore bulimic. never got a career, never married, looks like a living corpse. so, so sad.

her name is vera which means faith in serbian. if i was smarter i would figure out how that is ironically symbolic or some brilliant shit like that.

 
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Old 08-14-2015, 03:44 PM   #47
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i used to bate to sofia vergara on a univision travel show back in the 90s.

her career blew my mind tbh

i thought she was mexican, is she colombian maybe?

 
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Old 08-14-2015, 05:46 PM   #48
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i just discovered this person. holy fuck i think i am in love.



pedovamp to thread.
is that Jazz Jennings? She's only 14

 
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Old 08-14-2015, 06:01 PM   #49
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ariana grande is awful

 
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Old 08-14-2015, 06:19 PM   #50
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AV club called her an "anthropomorphic ponytail"

 
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Old 08-16-2015, 10:40 AM   #51
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whatevs. she'd could sit on my face anyday.

 
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Old 08-16-2015, 10:42 AM   #52
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Not a single titty in this entire thread. I'm so mad right now.

 
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Old 08-16-2015, 10:59 AM   #53
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r u in luv with ur madness?

 
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Old 08-16-2015, 11:20 AM   #54
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No.

 
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Old 08-16-2015, 01:35 PM   #55
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I wouldn't kick sophia vergara out of my bedroom, though
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Old 08-16-2015, 01:50 PM   #56
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Sarah Hyland (the other sister from Modern Family) & Ariana Grande are 24 & like 22, respectively
by the time she's 18 Ariel Winter's gonna be the leading lady of that family if she's not already, tho

 
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Old 08-16-2015, 05:13 PM   #57
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Not a single titty in this entire thread. I'm so mad right now.


its like 9/11 all over again

 
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Old 08-16-2015, 05:20 PM   #58
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RIP

 
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Old 08-16-2015, 11:20 PM   #59
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I'm still unsatisfied with the titty content. But will I ever be?

Moving on, hopefully it's not a rumor, I heard Sphirex aka Sable Heart died.

 
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Old 08-16-2015, 11:52 PM   #60
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man
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