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Old 07-19-2015, 10:27 AM   #31
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blatant hypocrites
with their double standers.

can't talk to those suckers about nothin'.

 
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Old 07-19-2015, 11:45 AM   #32
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People counselling you on how to make money out of your hobbies, as if that is the only reason you would bother having them.

 
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Old 07-19-2015, 11:59 AM   #33
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Well in the words of the great juliana, if you're not making money off doing what you love, then you're doing it wrong

 
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Old 07-19-2015, 12:00 PM   #34
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Sassy catchphrases on t-shirts
Bumper stickers bother me more.

"My kid can beat up your honor roll student" OMG SO WITTY

 
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Old 07-19-2015, 12:19 PM   #35
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People counselling you on how to make money out of your hobbies, as if that is the only reason you would bother having them.

 
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Old 07-19-2015, 03:34 PM   #36
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Sassy catchphrases on t-shirts
Yeah, fuck this so much. At least those shirts with giant neon lettering have gone out of fashion.

 
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Old 07-19-2015, 03:36 PM   #37
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This doesn't concern driving so much as civil engineering. Roundabouts. Fuck those things so hard. Definitely inferior to intersections. Don't care about science, they're a baffling ordeal.

 
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Old 07-19-2015, 03:41 PM   #38
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calling me honey or sweetie
I like when people call me these. A lady called me "lovely" yesterday, as in "Here's your receipt, lovely." Shit was so cash.

 
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Old 07-19-2015, 04:28 PM   #39
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Yeah, fuck this so much. At least those shirts with giant neon lettering have gone out of fashion.
not in the midwest

 
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Old 07-19-2015, 07:01 PM   #40
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Sucker MC's

 
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Old 07-19-2015, 11:33 PM   #41
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When people don't signal. Damn

 
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Old 07-19-2015, 11:39 PM   #42
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The propagation of internet memes in the offline world.

 
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Old 07-20-2015, 12:09 AM   #43
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When internet memes reach Facebook, they're dead

When they're on TV, they're in hell

 
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Old 07-20-2015, 12:24 AM   #44
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when yer mom says it, they're blowing the devil

 
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Old 07-20-2015, 01:02 AM   #45
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strangers asking to touch my dreads
can i touch your dreads?

 
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Old 07-20-2015, 01:22 AM   #46
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Bike riders. I'm sorry, guys. I wanna respect you but you gotta meet me halfway and not wear dark clothes and no reflectors at night. No one wants to kill another person, even accidentally

 
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Old 07-20-2015, 09:08 AM   #47
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Drivers when i'm on a bike. I'm sorry, guys. I wanna share the road but when you're veerin into the dedicated cycling lanes & ignoring right-of-ways for some sort of misplaced sense of "courtesy" yer just makin everyone feel bad!

 
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Old 07-20-2015, 09:12 AM   #48
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nah i don't really care about that kind of shit, the worst part of riding on the road midday is the feeling of general "nakedness" among the driving traffic... but even that ain't always bad

 
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Old 08-15-2015, 04:27 AM   #49
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I was at my favourite music store today. Someone with a young child, maybe about 2 years old =, was browsing through CD bins and actually sat his kid down on top of all the CDs, letting him pull shit out and play with it. He did this at every CD bin that he looked through. This seemed to somewhat pacify the child when he wasn't being carried around, screaming and crying.

 
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Old 08-15-2015, 02:38 PM   #50
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you don't know what it's like being a parent. that baby would've otherwise died

 
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Old 08-15-2015, 03:37 PM   #51
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women who complain i have to put the seat down after i pee

constant talkung about nothing

men who seem to be unable to communicate without insulting their bros jk u no

children/college stdents who call me as a shortcut to doing their own homework/research. thankfully new rules let me tell them to use google and show them where certain things are on our website. once this california girl got snappy with me talkin bout how convenient that was for me and i was being unhelpful. i reminded her that this was a free service to assist cancer patients and their families and i was not her research assistant. pretty glad that call wasnt recorded lol

people who wait in line at restaraunt and dont look.at the gigantic menu on the wall and decide what they want until they are at the register

picky eaters and very special orders

"gluten allergies"

people who get upset you dont care for a particular movie/band/whatever. im not even talking about them being upset im bagging on it. more like
you love inglorious basterds as much as everyone right?
nah
FUCK WHAT YOURE A JERK FUCK

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Old 08-15-2015, 03:45 PM   #52
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when the city bus is completely off schedule.

 
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Old 08-15-2015, 03:50 PM   #53
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i've been having to ride it lately, and i assumed that "time stops" exist so that the bus doesn't arrive earlier than expected at any of the stops in between.

ie. Bus is scheduled to leave timestop #1 at #:15
Same bus is schedule to leave timestop #2 at #:30

If i'm at a local stop that's between timestops #1 and #2, I should theoretically be guaranteed to catch said bus if I'm at that stop at #:15. I see buses leaving timestops as much as ten minutes early. if it's an hourly bus I am fucked.

 
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Old 08-15-2015, 03:51 PM   #54
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children/college stdents who call me as a shortcut to doing their own homework/research. thankfully new rules let me tell them to use google and show them where certain things are on our website. once this california girl got snappy with me talkin bout how convenient that was for me and i was being unhelpful. i reminded her that this was a free service to assist cancer patients and their families and i was not her research assistant. pretty glad that call wasnt recorded lol
What would be the repercussions if a call was recorded, where you chewed out an ignorant troll who isn't even part of your clientele?

 
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Old 08-15-2015, 03:53 PM   #55
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the doublespeak often used in call centers is "Opportunity For Improvement", but really it's just a writeup that puts you one step closer to being sacked.

 
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Old 08-15-2015, 03:55 PM   #56
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warning: post about rep

Shallowed,

my post was only tangentially related to driving.

 
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Old 08-15-2015, 03:57 PM   #57
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I hope my behaviour didn't annoy you

 
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Old 08-15-2015, 03:57 PM   #58
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Shallowed existing

 
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jk you are forgiven

 
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