Any Netphorian wanna come to my wedding?

[D.]

she's got a point!

I forget who is on the list but it would be crazy
major fireworks at the wedding maybe people get too DRUNK at the party and say the wrong thing classic

[yo soy el mejor]

don't be sore

I met way more netphorian than that yes I even lived with one in the same apartment building as another so this doesn't impress much no offense but no confidence in a fun explosive meeting of minds with that to be frank shit list of posters it's all old hat to me just want to check out a royals game and drive my rental car into a real fuck of a Midwestern supertwister and get sucked in to heaven see you all on the other side and you can kiss my ass and I'm gonna do it all on D's dime

d you already sent my invite right good buddy
Might edit these posts to be safe

I wish I had someone at my weddng as cool as John ****** the guy so cool you can't see his last name written out because it will blow you away like the maxell commercials or seeing into the eye of God when they ask well how will we know this John ****** when he shows up to the wedding if we can't even see his last name well you just tell em, "you'll know"

[yo soy el mejor]

gee, sarah. chill out.

all you ever do is at netphorian meetups is get drunk at parties. you won't remember it anyway.

[D.]

Originally Posted by Aeris Hilton

I met way more netphorian than that yes I even lived with one in the same apartment building as another so this doesn't impress much no offense but no confidence in a fun explosive meeting of minds with that to be frank shit list of posters it's all old hat to me just want to check out a royals game and drive my rental car into a real fuck of a Midwestern supertwister and get sucked in to heaven see you all on the other side and you can kiss my ass and I'm gonna do it all on D's dime

A+

Originally Posted by Aeris Hilton

d you already sent my invite right good buddy
Might edit these posts to be safe

oh no we aren't sending out save-the-dates for a while. i'm really big on planning and i thought gathering addresses would be the most time-consuming.

[yo soy el mejor]

can anyone salsa?

[D.]

gonna take a coupla dance lessons.

i'll still be terrible,,, but awkwardly confident.

I'm just typing weird shit to entertain myself at midnight do you actually detect I'm for some reason angry and attacking anyone or do you just know how sensitive and embarrassed I get when I think people are taking that stuff seriously and you know it's a good way to get me to shut up and stop spamming a thread

[D.]

oh, and a mariachi band. there will be a mariachi band while we eat. that's something i've always wanted at a wedding.

I mean I do actually want to get sucked up into a supertornado as a way to die because what if Warp Whistles are real and I didn't die it just takes me to another zone that part was my honest feelings about being in the dark flat Midwest

[yo soy el mejor]

wait does that mean you think i'm being serious?

[D.]

getting sucked into an alternate reality would just blow my fucking mind.

i feel like that dreams are a window into our alternate realities/lives. so sometimes when you have a crazy ass fucked up dream at least be happy that's not your reality, or whatever.

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by D.

oh, and a mariachi band. there will be a mariachi band while we eat. that's something i've always wanted at a wedding.

yeeeeeeees

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

wait does that mean you think i'm being serious?

im insecure and completely unable to read other people's tones
this is one of the top 10 known facts about me

[Lucky Day Spa]

i would love to go to your netphorian wedding, D

d how are people supposed to get all done up for this
like I hear wedding and think I guess I should wear a dress or something but I don't want to weird the non-boarders out too much and put the attention on me I swear I'm only into that on the Internet I know it's about D and B on their big day maybe it's a little bit about V but only a little bit cause she's too young to remember it anyway

are you guys gonna hold up your hands like melancholia

[Lucky Day Spa]

wish i were in a position to talk dates about anything at all ever right now but that's not my life any more sorry

[D.]

Originally Posted by Lucky Day Spa

i would love to go to your netphorian wedding, D

Originally Posted by Aeris Hilton

d how are people supposed to get all done up for this
like I hear wedding and think I guess I should wear a dress or something but I don't want to weird the non-boarders out too much and put the attention on me I swear I'm only into that on the Internet I know it's about D and B on their big day maybe it's a little bit about V but only a little bit cause she's too young to remember it anyway

shit wear whatever you want, girl; i guarantee you some of B's side of the family will not even dress up at all. what i gather from other weddings is that what the crowd is wearing matters very little compared to what the bride (and to a much lesser extent, the groom) is wearing. don't worry about weirding anyone out; i have your back!

Originally Posted by Aeris Hilton

are you guys gonna hold up your hands like melancholia

brb switching theme of wedding to wiccan/kink

Originally Posted by Lucky Day Spa

wish i were in a position to talk dates about anything at all ever right now but that's not my life any more sorry

[yo soy el mejor]

how white trash?

[D.]

edit: i should not be mean. they are very nice people.

[Cool As Ice Cream]

i love how the only catholic aspect of the whole wedding will be lighting a candle in front of a mary statue.
"just a second. let's not forget my faith. and ... done."

[FoolofaTook]

all it takes is one moment of open-hearted faith to accept the grace that flows in the blood of the chirist lord.

god is good.

[D.]

Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream

i love how the only catholic aspect of the whole wedding will be lighting a candle in front of a mary statue.
"just a second. let's not forget my faith. and ... done."

Its called compromise yo. You don't think B would rather have a big old' catholic wedding?

[mpp]

Originally Posted by D.

Met in 2005. Engaged in 2010. Broke up in 2011. Back together in 2012. Counseling for a while. Engaged again this year.

badass, congrats man

[pale_princess]

Originally Posted by Aeris Hilton

yeah if i do get an official invite and go to this i agree to be filmed for a bullshit United States video
for the entire run of the song
you direct it, i'll do whatever you want

Aeris.
Let's make this an SQ+SC transamerica (no pun intended) roadtrip.

For reals.

D, I'mma book a week off around this and roadtrip it.

[pale_princess]

Oh yeah I'd wanna Airbnb it obvi. The bunch going to KCMO can all figure out accommodation logistics closer to.

Thank u Billy Corgan for giving me the opportunity to go to flyover states on purpose for a few times over my adult life.