Best Netphorian Ever - nomination thread

[D.]

Originally Posted by Sonic Johnny

Yeah me too man, I searched my old handle recently and it was the cringiest shit ever.

That said I've gone from 15 to 25 on this board so you'd hope i'd be incrementally less shithouse.

i started online boarding on blamo (i know right?!) and like 5 months later i registered on netphoria. i was fresh out of my parents house but i was still weirdly conservative because that's all i knew. so i'm sure my early posts and grudges against the good boarders was because i'm sure they handled my ass in religious debates and the like.

[Cool As Ice Cream]

smashingjj
elvis the fat years
order 66
lucky day spa
slunken

[Mo]

DeviousJ

Mariner

Luke de Spa

Bon_sor

Geek USA (I miss Geo a lot, her shenanigans on Twitter aren't nearly as much fun)

whatcolor, obviously

Aeris Hilton

Mr Rhinoceros, because Trots' avatar, font and general demeanor were intimidating to my 12-year-old self

noyen <3

sickbadthing

Karl Connor

Andy/

Paul, the gay Scotsman

Kahlo

Ravenguy2000, I still remember his frantic 9/11 thread

Sonic Johnny, because Tom's an all around quality person

severin, for obvious reasons

smashingjj

[Mo]

Although, to be honest, those are probably just people I like and/or used to admire, rather than "good boarders". Not that it matters, Netphoria's always been kind of horrible, anyway.

[Starla]

I have some netphorian secrets to tell. It'll be released when I am on my death bed.

[Mo]

I still have that picture of Banana's balls somewhere.

[Starla]

No.

[FoolofaTook]

WHATCOLER!

i remember he once posted these pix of him all decked out in a tuxedo riding with a bunch of FINE ass womans in a limo.

ever since then i have been in awe of his masculine glory.

[FoolofaTook]

also barden was cool hanging out with lions and shit in s. africa. and i think he had a fine gf.

[FoolofaTook]

there seems to be a pattern here..

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by Rairun

I also like how his "hatephoria" moments don't descend into bigotry.

Truly this is a lofty and noble skill.

[Cool As Ice Cream]

what does that mean though?
what are hatephoria moments, and how do they usually descend into bigotry?

[FoolofaTook]

it's kinda like calling eulogy eulogay. or calling hnibos a valued asset of isis. or objectifying ****'s perky, uh, nose.

[Rairun]

Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream

what does that mean though?
what are hatephoria moments, and how do they usually descend into bigotry?

Netphoria as a whole is a lot better than it used to be. For example, I know a lot of people here feel strongly about Devi Ever, but they don't generally go for cheap shots when they talk shit about her (which would be an incredibly easy thing to do). Things were quite different 10-15 years ago.

Anyway, you know a lot about the pumpkins; you keep visiting oboarders on their toes netphoria-style; but you don't generally punch down. It's a good thing.

[FoolofaTook]

what are you, some kind of authority or something?

[Cool As Ice Cream]

i believe so, yes.

[Rairun]

I've just written and then deleted a couple of witty responses here, but I've got nothing. :P But yes, I guess I do like the sound of my own voice sometimes. Feel free to ignore it.

[ilikeplanets]

none of you, honestly

[ilikeplanets]

just not a single fucking one here

[yo soy el mejor]

sick burn

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by Rairun

Netphoria as a whole is a lot better than it used to be. For example, I know a lot of people here feel strongly about Devi Ever, but they don't generally go for cheap shots when they talk shit about her (which would be an incredibly easy thing to do). Things were quite different 10-15 years ago.

Anyway, you know a lot about the pumpkins; you keep visiting oboarders on their toes netphoria-style; but you don't generally punch down. It's a good thing.

yeah we hate devi ever because shes a terrible, terrible social media drama queen and fully respect her choice to change gender.