pizza-making thread

[IWishIWasBlank]

*collective sigh of relief from `Murica*

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Originally Posted by IWishIWasBlank

Googled "What is the Plural of Pizza." Looks too complicated. Still need to know if the mini pizzas are deep fried. The U.S.A. needs to know its junk food crown is safe.

Pizze.

For Italian, words ending in o become i and words ending in a become e. E becomes i. The article also changes. So you would say "Le pizze sono caldi."

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Oh I'm sorry I wasn't actually following the conversation

[vixnix]

Traces of Latin...next time I order for the table at a cafe I will make sure to ask for two cappucini and three latti, etc.

I once had someone mention the capsica they were growing and had to decline the only Latin nouns ending in -um that I knew, in my head. It was indeed an -a ending for 2 declension neuter neuter nouns, but upon further etymological investigation I discovered that the word capsicum does not in fact have a Latin root anyway. So that guy turned out to be full of it.

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Prendo un caffè in il bar

[fuzzyroes]

There used to be this Pizza place 10 minutes away from my place called Palace Pizza. It was the best. It was owned by a Middle-Eastern guy and the Pizza sauce kinda reflected that and they sold cheap samosas too.

When I was like 16 this unattractive girl that worked there loved my buddy, so we'd go there after school and she'd make us a large meat lovers pizza for free with soda included every day. It was so awesome and so good. It really kicked my love for pizza into over drive.

I miss being a kid. We seemed to get everything for free. The guy at the local movie theater let us in for free, the girls at the Ramada Inn let us use the pool for free daily. Being young is sweet.

[teh b0lly!!1]

cue flood of raging posts about unattractive girl comment

[fuzzyroes]

It's true. My friend never lead her on or anything, but we kinda knew that he was the reason for her generosity.

She eventually asked him on a birthday party limo ride, and me and all my dumbass friends tried to convince him to go so we could keep the pizza gravy train rollin' but he refused. And that pretty much ended the story of the free, daily fresh cooked pizza awesomeness.

[fuzzyroes]

eventually the free movie gravy train ended soon after too. Dumbass friends were being loud and disruptive in the theater. The guy that ran the shitty place was like "man, I think you guys are hilarious but I can't have you coming in making trouble- you guys blew it"

[Cool As Ice Cream]

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

I miss being a kid with a helmet. We seemed to get everything for free. The guy at the local movie theater let us in for free, the girls at the Ramada Inn let us use the pool for free daily. Wearing a helmet is sweet.

*fixed

[Lucky Day Spa]

Originally Posted by Eulogy

I guess it mostly involves figuring out how to make the dough?

read the thread dammit

[Eulogy]

Originally Posted by Lucky Day Spa

read the thread dammit

I read your opening post and the part about the dough basically reads as gibberish to me

[Lucky Day Spa]

you don't need to know about that stuff to make good pizza

try this: http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2...gh-recipe.html

definitely get a stone, even if it's just a cheap thin one to start

[Lucky Day Spa]

and http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2...coli-rabe.html

those two links comprise the dough prep through to topping and baking

[Shallowed]

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

eventually the free movie gravy train ended soon after too. Dumbass friends were being loud and disruptive in the theater. The guy that ran the shitty place was like "man, I think you guys are hilarious but I can't have you coming in making trouble- you guys blew it"

[The exploding boy]

I kinda made that "joke" on the first page.

[IWishIWasBlank]

It was better on the first page. The quotes are appropriately humble. Let's be honest though... that joke on a homemade pizza thread was inevitable. I'd be the Digiorno person. I have 0 skill at making homemade pizzas and I can cook like a mofo. It's like my kryptonite. I can make a quiche for fuck's sake... it makes no sense.

[The exploding boy]

Quiches are super easy to make though...not to burst your bubble.

[slunken]

oohhhhh snap its on now!!!

[buzzard]

[dreams of glass]

prizza

[IWishIWasBlank]

Originally Posted by The exploding boy

Quiches are super easy to make though...not to burst your bubble.

Well NOW you fucking let the secret out for everyone who pretends to be a good cook by making a quiche. I hope you're fucking happy, asshole.

You ruined it.