who is the tallest netphorian - Page 3

yo soy el mejor · 03-12-2015, 11:51 AM

i dated a guy who was 5'10" or so and i felt like i was dating shorty. before that i'd only dated guys over 6'0" - it just happened that way. i topped out at 6'4" but 6'2" is perfect.

ohnoitsbonnie · 03-12-2015, 12:03 PM

5 feet 6 inches or 167 cm

ohnoitsbonnie · 03-12-2015, 12:14 PM

Who here has the broadest shoulders?

LaBelle · 03-12-2015, 12:17 PM

I don't know about shoulders.
But I got the largest forehead title on lock

kelsome · 03-12-2015, 01:24 PM

At times I wish I were about three inches shorter, a more average height. I hate being taller than men I date. It would widen the pool in which I would fish.

hnibos · 03-12-2015, 01:31 PM

5'8 145lbs. About as average as you can get.

The exploding boy · 03-12-2015, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

and you're only 5'11"!

See thats what i mean... ONLY 5'11"? Discrimination.

5'11" is a perfectly fine height for a guy.

right everyone!?

Its just that, those young guys have gone height crazy with their like 6'1" and above bullshit. It's not normal i say. Just...not normal.

yo soy el mejor · 03-12-2015, 01:48 PM

i'm only saying 5'1" isn't a huge difference when you're 5'11"

calm down

The exploding boy · 03-12-2015, 02:05 PM

I'm insecure.

So i guess i should aim more for like 4'10" girls if i want to be a proper creep. Got it.

It's weird how at that height 3 inches seem a lot more. Like i dont think of M as short really. but i did go on a sorta date once with a girl who was like 4'10" or 4'11" or something and i was like christ she's fucking short. 5'1" fine. 5'0" fine. 4'11" FREAK.

Trotskilicious · 03-12-2015, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kelsome

At times I wish I were about three inches shorter, a more average height. I hate being taller than men I date. It would widen the pool in which I would fish.

yeah

ohnoitsbonnie · 03-12-2015, 06:27 PM

You guys think about height too much

Elijah Moon · 03-12-2015, 06:38 PM

We should reward the tallest posters

The exploding boy · 03-12-2015, 06:40 PM

With a punch in the genitals.

I mean cause they're so tall anyway that's where any punch would land.

Elijah Moon · 03-12-2015, 06:42 PM

I'm actually taller than I've ever been because I've improved my posture a lot

Elijah Moon · 03-12-2015, 06:43 PM

Still not over 6ft, though. Probably a tiny bit over 5'11"

MyOneAndOnly · 03-12-2015, 07:19 PM

wHATcOLOR · 03-12-2015, 09:51 PM

so in summary.. foolofatook for males and who is the tallest for females?

Elphenor · 03-12-2015, 09:56 PM

Dammit I wanted that title SO BAD

2nd place is for losers

The exploding boy · 03-12-2015, 10:41 PM

Kelsome was tallest at 5'10" for girls.

Well at least i think it's a girl.

killtrocity · 03-13-2015, 02:31 AM

we should do this with our ding dongs

MINE IS SQUARELY WITHIN ONE STANDARD DEVIATION OF THE MEAN

Titty Boi · 03-13-2015, 02:35 AM

i am 6'. am i a shits?

ilikeplanets · 03-13-2015, 06:00 AM

a complete shits

FoolofaTook · 03-13-2015, 08:12 AM

lol I have always been insecure about being tall. and most of my best friends have been short.

oh and ilp, they might have a point. there is sometimes a very fine line between self-loathing and narcissism, between humility and boastfulness. but everyone knows that.

ilikeplanets · 03-13-2015, 08:16 AM

there's still a line. they are not the same

ilikeplanets · 03-13-2015, 08:16 AM

and it really makes all the difference

FoolofaTook · 03-13-2015, 08:33 AM

i don't know. it is very easy to go from one extreme to another. to make up for one deficiency you over compensate. at least i have noticed these vacillations in myself.

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03-12-2015, 11:51 AM	#61
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	i dated a guy who was 5'10" or so and i felt like i was dating shorty. before that i'd only dated guys over 6'0" - it just happened that way. i topped out at 6'4" but 6'2" is perfect.

03-12-2015, 12:03 PM	#62
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,383	5 feet 6 inches or 167 cm

03-12-2015, 12:14 PM	#63
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,383	Who here has the broadest shoulders?

03-12-2015, 12:17 PM	#64
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,058	I don't know about shoulders. But I got the largest forehead title on lock

03-12-2015, 01:24 PM	#65
kelsome Apocalyptic Poster Location: the warmth between your thighs Posts: 1,175	At times I wish I were about three inches shorter, a more average height. I hate being taller than men I date. It would widen the pool in which I would fish.

03-12-2015, 01:31 PM	#66
hnibos Braindead Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 15,020	5'8 145lbs. About as average as you can get.

03-12-2015, 01:48 PM	#68
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	i'm only saying 5'1" isn't a huge difference when you're 5'11" calm down

03-12-2015, 02:05 PM	#69
The exploding boy Minion of Satan Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..." Posts: 7,842	I'm insecure. So i guess i should aim more for like 4'10" girls if i want to be a proper creep. Got it. It's weird how at that height 3 inches seem a lot more. Like i dont think of M as short really. but i did go on a sorta date once with a girl who was like 4'10" or 4'11" or something and i was like christ she's fucking short. 5'1" fine. 5'0" fine. 4'11" FREAK.

03-12-2015, 06:27 PM	#71
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,383	You guys think about height too much

03-12-2015, 06:38 PM	#72
Elijah Moon Apocalyptic Poster Location: In a sack opposite a broken toilet. Posts: 1,896	We should reward the tallest posters

03-12-2015, 06:40 PM	#73
The exploding boy Minion of Satan Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..." Posts: 7,842	With a punch in the genitals. I mean cause they're so tall anyway that's where any punch would land.

03-12-2015, 06:42 PM	#74
Elijah Moon Apocalyptic Poster Location: In a sack opposite a broken toilet. Posts: 1,896	I'm actually taller than I've ever been because I've improved my posture a lot

03-12-2015, 06:43 PM	#75
Elijah Moon Apocalyptic Poster Location: In a sack opposite a broken toilet. Posts: 1,896	Still not over 6ft, though. Probably a tiny bit over 5'11"

03-12-2015, 07:19 PM	#76
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 21,955	6'1"

03-12-2015, 09:51 PM	#77
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 46,831	so in summary.. foolofatook for males and who is the tallest for females?

03-12-2015, 09:56 PM	#78
Elphenor Braindead Location: Shivers Posts: 16,139	Dammit I wanted that title SO BAD 2nd place is for losers

03-12-2015, 10:41 PM	#79
The exploding boy Minion of Satan Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..." Posts: 7,842	Kelsome was tallest at 5'10" for girls. Well at least i think it's a girl.

03-13-2015, 02:31 AM	#80
killtrocity Saturday Night Goth Location: POLLOS Posts: 8,945	we should do this with our ding dongs MINE IS SQUARELY WITHIN ONE STANDARD DEVIATION OF THE MEAN

03-13-2015, 02:35 AM	#81
Titty Boi Pledge Posts: 54	i am 6'. am i a shits?

03-13-2015, 06:00 AM	#82
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	a complete shits

03-13-2015, 08:12 AM	#83
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	lol I have always been insecure about being tall. and most of my best friends have been short. oh and ilp, they might have a point. there is sometimes a very fine line between self-loathing and narcissism, between humility and boastfulness. but everyone knows that.

03-13-2015, 08:16 AM	#84
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	there's still a line. they are not the same

03-13-2015, 08:33 AM	#86
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	i don't know. it is very easy to go from one extreme to another. to make up for one deficiency you over compensate. at least i have noticed these vacillations in myself.